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Posted elsewhere, but probably belongs here...

*'s National Draft Power Rankings

1. Ian Betweener
2. Mid Fielder Jr
3. Major Flanker
4. Morris and Rover Mini (twins)

Apparently the following players flunked Dodo's interviews
  • Con Testedmid
  • Hugh Jforward
  • Keath Position-Player
 
Who else finds it amazing that in a week that should be a celebration for *FC for their 150 years of existence, you have Kevin Sheedy reminding everyone that they all took drugs nearly 10 years ago? It truly is all about him.

I am happy he’s leading the review. 😂
 

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And I hope they never do. He's a revered figure there by all and sundry & seen by many on the board as the oracle of all things football. It'll be a long long time before they move on from him

its classic Sheedy.. when the focus is on the * in a negative way , divert everyones attention to something else thats irrelavent.
 
its classic Sheedy.. when the focus is on the * in a negative way , divert everyones attention to something else thats irrelavent.

Eh, I wouldn’t call it “irrelevant”. It will be very relevant for the rest of time. 😂
 
I thought it was bizarre in the week you’re celebrating 150 years to put the biggest stain in the history of any club up in lights…must have just finished his 3rd bottle of red.

I doubt the rest of the club would have been very happy at all


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Sheedy should be thanking the AFL for managing the drug injecting (they were not supplements) programme investigation and they nearly managed to get the players off and not the 2 year penalty they all deserved.

Fortunately for the sport ASADA could see what a sham it was and appealed

If they just rolled over like Cronulla the penalties would have been lower and they could have moved past it. They just couldn't get Hirdy to take the fall
 
I bet there are some power brokers behind the scenes at Essendon who know the full truth and would be seething that Sheeds and his drinking buddy Mark Robinson are bringing it all up again.

The longer it all stays buried the better for Essendon.
 

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10 years later, and they are still rolling out the dog ate my homework defence.
Essendon: We know what we took and it wasn't illegal
A sane person: That's fine, can you show us the records of what was given to each player?
Essendon: Ummm.......we don't have that information.
A sane person: How do know it wasn't illegal if you don't have that information? Do you see how that looks?
Essendon: WADA are picking on us, no positive tests, In Hird We Trust
 
Essendon: We know what we took and it wasn't illegal
A sane person: That's fine, can you show us the records of what was given to each player?
Essendon: Ummm.......we don't have that information.
A sane person: How do know it wasn't illegal if you don't have that information? Do you see how that looks?
Essendon: WADA are picking on us, no positive tests, In Hird We Trust
The other damning element is Doc Reid raised the issue. Management buried his letter and then told the players not to talk the Doc, who then remained blissfully ignorant and raised no further concerns despite having constant contact with the players.
 
The other damning element is Doc Reid raised the issue. Management buried his letter and then told the players not to talk the Doc, who then remained blissfully ignorant and raised no further concerns despite having constant contact with the players.

of all that happened i do feel a little simpathy for Doc.Reid, he tried the best to look out for the players but was blind sided and side-stepped.
 
I bet there are some power brokers behind the scenes at Essendon who know the full truth and would be seething that Sheeds and his drinking buddy Mark Robinson are bringing it all up again.

The longer it all stays buried the better for Essendon.

If the Essendon “power brokers” had any sense they wouldn’t have given Sheedy a role back at the club, but clearly sense as well as honesty and integrity is in short supply at Melrose Drive
 
of all that happened i do feel a little simpathy for Doc.Reid, he tried the best to look out for the players but was blind sided and side-stepped.
Nup. Knew what they were doing was dodgy as, wrote an arse covering letter that he gave to one person that lost it and then the Doc didn't follow it up and acted as if nothing was happening. I am not buying that he didn't know the program was continuing given the hundreds of injections given to the 40odd players on the list. I think he had a responsibility to do a lot more to look after the players.

The Doc at Cronulla resigned because he couldn't turn a blind eye to it.
 
Essendon: We know what we took and it wasn't illegal
A sane person: That's fine, can you show us the records of what was given to each player?
Essendon: Ummm.......we don't have that information.
A sane person: How do know it wasn't illegal if you don't have that information? Do you see how that looks?
Essendon: WADA are picking on us, no positive tests, In Hird We Trust
Essendon: When the truth comes out, I think I'll be in a very, very good position, and so will this football club (James Hird, April 2013)

A sane person: But players signed consent forms which prescribed weekly injections of AOD-694, a banned substance.

Essendon: The players didn't take anything illegal or harmful (Paul Little, pre-match address, 16 May 2014)

A sane person: If you thought the injections were legal, why did the players keep them secret from ASADA officials, not once or twice, but every one of the 18 players interviewed in every one of the 30 drug testing missions during the doping regime?

Essendon: I still to this date don’t believe that anything banned was given to our players (James Hird, speaking at The Ethics Centre, Sydney, January 2016)

A sane person: Hang on, Jobe Watson admitted he took AOD-9604 and WADA was able to use evidence gathered by ASADA to prove the players had been injected with other prohibited substances, such as Thymosin Beta 4

Essendon: They were never found guilty in the eyes of positive tests (Kevin Sheedy, June 2022)

An insane person: I’ll tell you right now Gerard, this story is not dead. We have people in the media making these general, sweeping, crap comments – this story is not dead (Mark Robinson, June 2022)

And long may it continue!
 
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Their own supporters have got better jokes than us


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*... found a new injection admin for you think he'll be a really good fit;
  • Not after money, just appease him occasionally with a child's soul
  • Can work 24x7 even when you're asleep
  • Always wear black pants and red jumper with stripes so will fit in with your colour scheme.
  • Good at burning things, such as evidence in his boiler room
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Just saw this;

"Rafa Nadal has won the French Open 14 times since Essendon last won a final."

Yeah, and Nadal, Federer and Djokovic have won 59 Grand Slams since * last won a final.
 
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