Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[Janey]

So, Bulldogs out , Richmond out , Melbourne out . Just need Freo to win tonight then all I want is for somebody, anybody, to beat the cats.

 

[drcollossimo]

I was barracking for Collingwood last week. I can't imagine there's a single Port fan that wants to see Geelong win.

I do because it creates an even bigger divide between Donuts and other long standing coaches

People say that 2011 flag coached itself and they’re probably right but if Scott gets to a GF and wins it now it’s on him he’s made 3 grannies for 2 flags

Anybody bringing donuts up in the same breath as him is wrong

Donuts is the worst coach by his record in history this just makes it sweeter

 

[Janey]

I do because it creates an even bigger divide between Donuts and other long standing coaches

People say that 2011 flag coached itself and they’re probably right but if Scott gets to a GF and wins it now it’s on him he’s made 3 grannies for 2 flags

Anybody bringing donuts up in the same breath as him is wrong

Donuts is the worst coach by his record in history this just makes it sweeter

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It would need a lot more incentive than that for me to want to see the cats win.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I'm listening to the ABC right now and a little while ago they had a caller saying the SA AFL players "whingeing" about the SANFL umpiring and the nasty SANFL crowds are basically soft and entitled. The panel were a bit bemused and didn't know what to make of it - Jake Niall said "er, I just don't take a lot of interest in the SANFL".

Later another caller begged to provide some context to the earlier call and quoted the free kick discrepancy the two AFL teams faced, plus the attitude of the rusted on 'traditional SANFL supporter'. Wows all around from the panel and a lesson in SA pissantry.

Thanks for that as I only heard the first caller when I was in the car and thought, yeah typical whinging sanfl fan, and thought Jake's answer was I dont know anything about the sanfl and dont give a stuff about it.

Glad someone called up and presented some umpiring stats to prove how ****in biased they are.

 

[Grave Danger]

Thanks for that as I only heard the first caller when I was in the car and thought, yeah typical whinging sanfl fan, and thought Jake's answer was I dont know anything about the sanfl and dont give a stuff about it.

Glad someone called up and presented some umpiring stats to prove how *in biased they are.

I think the second caller was a Crows supporter, but he made a good case on both teams' behalf. Clint Wheeldon and Mark Duffield acknowledged the issues the WA AFL teams faced in the WAFL: Freo's arrangement with Peel seems to be working okay, but West Coast have been griping a lot, mainly because their WAFL team is uncompetitive. Also there's no real resistance from WAFL die hards like there is in SA, in fact when Nat Fyfe turned out for Peel earlier in the season they got a huge crowd. And no issues with the umpiring.

 

[DaTBird187]

Fremantle = The only remaining option the Victorian footy mafia can't stake a tenuous claim in.

Kevin Sheedy invented anchors.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Kevin Sheedy invented anchors.

And docking.

 

[philreich]

Kevin Sheedy invented anchors.

And docking.

If Sheedy is actually the miracle worker that so many people say he is, then surely he can come up with a way to get rid of Hinkley.

 

[VineValerian]

Kevin Sheedy invented anchors.

Kevin Sheedy discovered Fremantle.

 

[Grave Danger]

Kevin Sheedy discovered Fremantle.

It's time for Sheedy to ride a horse into the sea.

 

[tribey]

And docking.

the ol’ eightskin

 

[DaTBird187]

If Sheedy is actually the miracle worker that so many people say he is, then surely he can come up with a way to get rid of Hinkley.

Sheedy only invents.

Please rephrase your request.

 

[philreich]

Sheedy only invents.

Please rephrase your request.

OK maybe he can invent a way for Hinkley to be sacked.

 

[FourthTimeAround]

Sheedy only invents.

Please rephrase your request.

Sheedy invented the anti-Sheedy ie Ken

 

[Duck Farmer]

the ol’ eightskin

Need to change your fantasy footy team to the Northgate Skins.

 

[Steve Dore]

lol

 

[PrisonBars4life]

Did we offer him a lifeline before or after the last machete attack?

 

[raptalia]

lol

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What! At first I thought this was a recycling of an old article but it would appear that Liam Jurrah has done it again.

This bloke has to get some serious help before he kills someone.

A wasted talent which is sad to see.

 

[raptalia]

Did we offer him a lifeline before or after the last machete attack?

The first machete attack was in March 2012 and Liam Jurrah trained with Port in November 2012 in anticipation of us picking him up in the December Pre Season Draft. He was due to face court in March 2013. Reading back over the facts it still seems crazy that we would entertain a player who had such serious charges pending but we had a new Coach at the time and he is quoted in the link below...

Jurrah trains with Port in attempt to revive career

Exciting but troubled ex-Melbourne forward Liam Jurrah's hopes of reigniting his AFL career have risen after training for the first time with Port Adelaide.

www.theage.com.au

 

[Alyx]

lol

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[FourthTimeAround]

When you get diarrhoea like this from Damian Barratt.....

Which conveniently ignores the fact that Wines, Boak and Amon combined for 72 votes (36, 25, 11) and that DIDNT cost Port Adelaide a Brownlow Medallist...... I can tell you with certainty that he wouldn't have thought to check because "Victoria".

 

[VineValerian]

Sheedy invented the anti-Sheedy ie Ken

Kevin Sheedy invented the term "invention".

 

[Alberton Proud]

When you get diarrhoea like this from Damian Barratt.....

Which conveniently ignores the fact that Wines, Boak and Amon combined for 72 votes (36, 25, 11) and that DIDNT cost Port Adelaide a Brownlow Medallist...... I can tell you with certainty that he wouldn't have thought to check because "Victoria".

Clarry
Trac
Maxxy

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Clarry and Trac I'm ok with

Maxxy is hilarious

 

[Schulzenfest]

Maxxy is definitely a pr0n star.