Banter RDT CLXVVVIII - Scorchers good, Oasis Bad

[Biggie]

Haven’t seen Badge in Months. Is he alive?

Yes. He’s just busy at the moment

 

[FKASC]

Catching up on highlight videos I hope

 

[Bender_]

So this morning there was quite a commotion outside our bedroom window - a group of crows going off their collective **** for no apparent reason. (Blinds were closed so couldn’t see out the window)

Walk out the front door to go to work and there’s a dead crow on the ground next to my car which would explain all the squawking earlier

Dead crow is now swinging in the breeze watching over the chickens. Didn’t even need to collect this one off the side of the road.

"I promise officer I just found the corpse in my driveway!"

 

[THE A5]

Yes. He’s just busy at the moment

Busy getting ?

 

[THE A5]

Oh wait nvm he hates pets

 

[Farang83150]

Dead Crow 3 times!

 

[Freomaniac]

Me 3.

These 10m commuters have it really rough.

Well My sister used to live near Canning Bridge train station. She didnt have to Travel far to get to work.

All she had to do to reach work, Walk 10 minutes to Canning Bridge train station, get off one or 2 stations later and her work site is literally across the road from the train station.

 

[Bender_]

Well My sister used to live near Canning Bridge train station. She didnt have to Travel far to get to work.

All she had to do to reach work, Walk 10 minutes to Canning Bridge train station, get off oe or 2 stations later and her work site is literally across the road from the train station.

That's a great story mate. Thanks for sharing.

 

[briztoon]

Well My sister used to live near Canning Bridge train station. She didnt have to Travel far to get to work.

All she had to do to reach work, Walk 10 minutes to Canning Bridge train station, get off one or 2 stations later and her work site is literally across the road from the train station.

I used to walk out my front door, light a cigarette, walk across the road to the back door of work, and still have half a cigarette left.

That was a decade ago now.

 

[DanWCE]

 

[FKASC]

 

[Bender_]

I used to walk out my front door, light a cigarette, walk across the road to the back door of work, and still have half a cigarette left.

That was a decade ago now.

If you're a nervous pooper you could swing home to take a shit in a 7 minute round trip.

 

[Farang83150]

Well My sister used to live near Canning Bridge train station. She didnt have to Travel far to get to work.

All she had to do to reach work, Walk 10 minutes to Canning Bridge train station, get off one or 2 stations later and her work site is literally across the road from the train station.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Yes. He’s just busy at the moment

Last I heard he was going on a hot air balloon trip over the US...

 

[happy_eagle]

Well My sister used to live near Canning Bridge train station. She didnt have to Travel far to get to work.

All she had to do to reach work, Walk 10 minutes to Canning Bridge train station, get off one or 2 stations later and her work site is literally across the road from the train station.

 

[Dazzler9]

Is Freomaniac taking the p!ss, or is he actually just a bit simple? I genuinely don't know.

If the former, then well played, but f*** off.

If the latter, I empathise. But still f*** off.

 

[DanWCE]

Is Freomaniac taking the p!ss, or is he actually just a bit simple? I genuinely don't know.

If the former, then well played, but f*** off.

If the latter, I empathise. But still f*** off.

Possibly the best troll on this site

 

[Bender_]

 

[Freomaniac]

Is Freomaniac taking the p!ss, or is he actually just a bit simple? I genuinely don't know.

If the former, then well played, but f*** off.

If the latter, I empathise. But still f*** off.

Well Im not taking the Piss.

Some of you lot have to travel half an hour to an hour by driving a car or take Public transport.

Some of you are fortunate to live Within a 5 to 10 minute walk from work.

 

[Freomaniac]

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im saving this lol

 

[FKASC]

Possibly the best troll on this site

Rarely if ever pardons the intrusion though

 

[Bender_]

Rarely if ever pardons the intrusion though

Cums in peas daily tho.

 

[FKASC]

Cums in peas daily tho.

You’re thinking of jizzspoon

 

[Farang83150]

You’re thinking of jizzspoon

How many times do I have to tell you!!

 

[briztoon]

If you're a nervous pooper you could swing home to take a s**t in a 7 minute round trip.

I take about 15, catching up on all the latest on BigFooty.