Banter TRTT Part 15: David KOCH on Epstein List!!!11!!!!!!

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The Penguin is pretty good. Been enjoying that.
I've given Rings of Power a second chance.

Undeserved, as it turned out.

I love how the entire plot hinges on elves having no means of communication faster than a letter sent by one dude on foot.

Despite them being ****ing magic.
 
I've given Rings of Power a second chance.

Undeserved, as it turned out.

I love how the entire plot hinges on elves having no means of communication faster than a letter sent by one dude on foot.

Despite them being ****ing magic.

Kids and me ended up watching just to take the piss out of it but even then we didn’t make it to the end.
 
You're all sexist and racist and manchildren and nerds who want to gob off Tolkien

And whatever else they call people who don't like it

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Mfers keep tagging me in this photo on Facebook. Mainly coz I'm the self-proclaimed "World's Biggest Police Academy Fan" (Steve Guttenberg quadrilogy only.) Love those dopey movies so much and with that in mind:

1. I want this on a t-shirt.
2. So gonna print this off at Big W*, put it in a nice vintage frame and plonk it on my bedside drawer, exactly where a photo of your loved ones should go.
3. This is the buddy spinoff we all deserved but never got - Zed & Sweetchuck would've been a great sitcom around '86/87.

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*Pro-tip: check your USB before using those print kiosks, farken. Last time I did, I went to print off photos of the grandkids for my Mum. Didn't realise they were on the same USB as The Fappening... until celebrity t!ts & shmoo started popping up all over the screen. Tried shutting it down, which only made it worse. It choked, ffs. Dunno if the ppl or staff around me saw anything coz I wasn't making eye contact with anyone, just sweating bullets, then bolted quicker than The Padlock Flasher after exposing himself, showing his padlocked c*ck to some poor unsuspecting victim. Goddamn you Raymond J. Douglass.
 
Mfers keep tagging me in this photo on Facebook. Mainly coz I'm the self-proclaimed "World's Biggest Police Academy Fan" (Steve Guttenberg quadrilogy only.) Love those dopey movies so much and with that in mind:

1. I want this on a t-shirt.
2. So gonna print this off at Big W*, put it in a nice vintage frame and plonk it on my bedside drawer, exactly where a photo of your loved ones should go.
3. This is the buddy spinoff we all deserved but never got - Zed & Sweetchuck would've been a great sitcom around '86/87.

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*Pro-tip: check your USB before using those print kiosks, farken. Last time I did, I went to print off photos of the grandkids for my Mum. Didn't realise they were on the same USB as The Fappening... until celebrity t!ts & shmoo started popping up all over the screen. Tried shutting it down, which only made it worse. It choked, ffs. Dunno if the ppl or staff around me saw anything coz I wasn't making eye contact with anyone, just sweating bullets, then bolted quicker than The Padlock Flasher after exposing himself, showing his padlocked c*ck to some poor unsuspecting victim. Goddamn you Raymond J. Douglass.
I know a female this happened to. He was going in to print out some pictures of his family. He was with his wife and kids. They seen everything.

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Mfers keep tagging me in this photo on Facebook. Mainly coz I'm the self-proclaimed "World's Biggest Police Academy Fan" (Steve Guttenberg quadrilogy only.) Love those dopey movies so much and with that in mind:

1. I want this on a t-shirt.
2. So gonna print this off at Big W*, put it in a nice vintage frame and plonk it on my bedside drawer, exactly where a photo of your loved ones should go.
3. This is the buddy spinoff we all deserved but never got - Zed & Sweetchuck would've been a great sitcom around '86/87.

View attachment 2136113

*Pro-tip: check your USB before using those print kiosks, farken. Last time I did, I went to print off photos of the grandkids for my Mum. Didn't realise they were on the same USB as The Fappening... until celebrity t!ts & shmoo started popping up all over the screen. Tried shutting it down, which only made it worse. It choked, ffs. Dunno if the ppl or staff around me saw anything coz I wasn't making eye contact with anyone, just sweating bullets, then bolted quicker than The Padlock Flasher after exposing himself, showing his padlocked c*ck to some poor unsuspecting victim. Goddamn you Raymond J. Douglass.
With this and Gary Coleman, we might be brothers.

I even go beyond 4 but I'm crazy.
 

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