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I saw CRAIG HUTCHISON on a date with a woman last night who is so hot she would rival any WAG in the afl. Unbelievable, i should have snapped a photo so the world could share my disbelief. What is the world coming to?

A single act on a football field is not a reflection of a mans character. Vijay Singh is an excellent golfer and a terrific bloke. M.Lloyd didnt mean to kill Brad Sewell in round 22 last year. Punctuation however is an excellent indication of intelligence. Broken keyboard? Or do you just hate...

why are you putting peanuts in your anus? Storage for times of starvation/hunger? Genius!

I wouldnt count on that old mate. Stick to taking your frustrations out on your wife. Your ranting is distracting from the fact that there are two games on this weekend. Manningham got any tricks to pull out? Dont suppose they would announce them on here, so that is a stupid question. I hear...

he risks getting bitumen grazing on his woodchop. both a compliment on his manhood and a slight on the length (lack of) of his legs.

...a bet i have with my captain (Hymie- captain courageous of swinny ), he has promised me (albeit drunk at the time) 4 goals this weekend from his own boot. If not he will be running naked* down burwood road on saturday night. you promised me hymie. *Runners were deemed to be allowed

Who is the best ruckman in the competition? Seems ruck stocks are few and far between in D4.

Re: D4 2010 Phil McGraw (the great doctor) says: "Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you." Unfortunately i cant give myself a blowie and these these sides cant gift themselves a premiership. Not going to be easy for any team. Especially the team that...

What about monash gryphons players- is it hard for them to play at ECR? What is so difficult about this ground? Is it like Pebble beach on a windy day? Bromanbomber, you seem to be speaking out your bum.

Jesus christ man, use a full stop!

Monash over Pt Cook by 33 Pts (The Gryphons ‘Achilles heel’ has been their belated starts so I am sure this is something that the coaching staff will be looking to rectify. Pt Cook have not lived up to pre-season hype and will find this one too tough. Go Monash & Go Mizel!

For the love of the captains baby! Swinny to take this one out by 4goals. Captain to kick 4 before celebrating by pouring a bottle of champange on his own bare breasts.

I heard the man is floating on cloud 9. Congratulations Captain! Lets hope that Rosemary Jane is as tallented as her second cousin Misty (see link). Lets also hope that she has better looks than her dad and Misty. http://www.brentfinley.com/images/covers/wis200211.jpg

Big out for Swinburne this weekend with their Captain expected to miss due to the impending birth of his daughter? Could help Eley Park a bit.

Who's this bloke thinks he is? Telling us what to do on our forum? He states himself he has nothing to do with our league. Justafan: No one likes Hawthorn and now no one likes you. My tip: Hawthorn to lose this week. I dont care who they are playing.

They try to but havent worked out why writing on the monitor in crayons never gets their posts up onto the forum. Must be a censorship thing eh boys:)

Lets put it to the vote shall we... Who is the bigger tool??? Jacko or Wheels? I'm pretty sure Wheels bit me during a tackle once, then again i'm not certain that Jacko wouldnt bite me either if given half the chance. My vote: Jacko.

I'll give this a crack: 1. The D3 Scribe. The bloke needs to hire a proof reader 2. There was a bloke playing for eltham 2s who looked like a keg sitting on top of a fridge. 3. Lee Wells 4. Ruckman for Powerhouse aka Jesus on Acid 5. Monash. the tuckshop bloke is a masterful chef and a...

This forum is for lies, half-truths and unsubstantiated rumours. Take your facts elsewhere pal.

What happened to St Johns???

I really wanted to belt Taylor in the head on the weekend but i couldnt because he was the probably the nicest opponent i've had. Damn sportsmanship. I much prefer playing on a$$holes. He is a smart player and needs to be given more attention than what i gave him. As for your website, kudos on...

I think they are spoilt with that lovely patch of carpet they call grass. Maybe they forgotten how to play on real ovals?

Geeze Rooster?! what's with the Dee three nut hugging? You hoping to get a mention in his reports or something. No offence Dee Three, your reviews are okay but your jokes are about as strong as my biceps. Head down to Lincraft big fella... get yourself some new material.

That song certainly does suck. Which club was it that had jingle bells as their club song? I didnt mind that song. I'm always partial to a bit of mid year christmas cheer.

This weekends weather predicts up to 30ml of rain to fall within 24hours... Surely this means we wont see too many beltings this weekend. Its going to be slipperier than your moves on the dance floor Marching...

Vegina, i heard it was your ressies that played an ineligible player and thus your ressies will be losing the points. Is this part true mate?

Geeze Sidewinder. I really touched a nerve with you didnt i? Seems you have some deepseeded anger issues, or your just a knob. I'm not going to dignify any of your insults with a response but i will say this... Next time you come to ECR expect a little bit extra in your pie old boy!

Did the Vafa purposely place all its buildings with their back facing the Elsternwick ground so they could ignore what a sh1thole it is? The rooms are crap. There is a hill/mountain in the middle of the field. The road is about 2meters from the ground. If they had 45 meter arcs, they would...

That guy can jump! He took mark of the year on my head last year. Shame because it meant i couldnt get a good look at it. I also couldnt get him off my shoulders, he may have even taken his kick while still standing up there.

Bout fricken time i reckon!