Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[GremioPower]

The best thing was seeing the Rats at Bronze level. We shouldn’t expect many, if any, visiting fans at the Underground:


Ophidisgustian

 

[Mobbs]

Don't lol at me Mobbs. It's ******* weird man. haydo's ******* weird. I bet he decorates his house in serpentine flair, and cuddles up to his slithery pets at night, all the while making kissy faces at them.

Ugh, gross.

I lol because technically it was me that re-introduced the snakes reference to the team, not haydo .
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[Ned_Flanders]

The best thing was seeing the Rats at Bronze level. We shouldn’t expect many, if any, visiting fans at the Underground:


Ophidisgustian

the bit you missed is you were found wanting when compared to the Furies and the Bombers.

 

[Agent93]

I lol because technically it was me that re-introduced the snakes reference to the team, not haydo .
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I mean, if you want to go and stroke haydo's pets, then you do your thing. #loveislove

 

[GremioPower]

the bit you missed is you were found wanting when compared to the Furies and the Bombers.

I didn’t miss. It is expected, and something we take pride of.

 

[Mobbs]

Anyone else notice how the abbreviation OOB is the same as for Out Of Bounds?

Just wanted to throw that in.

 

[Agent93]

Anyone else notice how the abbreviation OOB is the same as for Out Of Bounds?

Just wanted to throw that in.

Missed a trick. Should have called yourselves the Bad Ophidian Old Boys FFC.

 

[Barrybran]

Anyone else notice how the abbreviation OOB is the same as for Out Of Bounds?

Just wanted to throw that in.

I was thinking boobs

 

[PMBangers]

Just to paraphrase what TDC said : Shut up nobody cares what you think.

Good you're falling for the two face act

 

[Wosh]

I was thinking boobs

I was thinking Ornery Old Bastard

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Good you're falling for the two face act

Dear HR Puff N Stuff,
We frankly expected more out of the Royals, and if you keep acting like a Swamprat we will be forced to reassess the access your membership currently has to our facilities.

Have some dignity for gods sake!

Yours Sincerely,
Nedrick Belvedere Flanders
Head of House - Ophidian Academy

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Weird statement from someone who only has a spine when The Filth Wizard has his hand up your arse, but carryon...

You've got figures in this thread of 0 for 235, but every chance of salvaging some late pride if you keep going...

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By gum, I do admire toughie TDC.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Your tenpin bowling establishment looks quite up market. It’s a shame your retired professional will get his arse handed to him when the Wonders come to play.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I was thinking boobs

Nice to see some self reflection of your noggin.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Your tenpin bowling establishment looks quite up market. It’s a shame your retired professional will get his arse handed to him when the Wonders come to play.

Wonders do not get access to the High Rollers Bowling facility

you can sit at the coffee cart

 

[Hate]

Good grief, are those bloody .jpgs?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Wonders do not get access to the High Rollers Bowling facility

you can sit at the coffee cart

I smell fear already.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I smell fear already.

Thats my Creed Royal English Leather that you smell

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I lol because technically it was me that re-introduced the snakes reference to the team, not haydo .
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don't be modest Mobbs, it was all you!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I smell fear already.

Change your nappy then, that oughta fix it.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Change your nappy then, that oughta fix it.

No U’s aren’t your style. Be better

 

[TRUMAN#1]

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This is Brilliant. Great stuff.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

No U’s aren’t your style. Be better

Mate, I just won the beez, I'm as good as it gets. Merry Christmas.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Mate, I just won the beez, I'm as good as it gets. Merry Christmas.

Complacency kicking in already!

 

[Brenton Davy]

Thats my Creed Royal English Leather that you smell

You got ripped off then