Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[I Dont Care]

Thats my Creed Royal English Leather that you smell

So, you've joined Father O'Malley's naughty boys club, have you? I'm still going to whack you Furie trash

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


My CV is as follows:






PhenomenalV1

SFA Playing Career:

Shit-truck club - 37 games (S23-24)
Dragons FFC - 53 games (S25-27)
East Side Phoenix - 18 games (S31)

Career goals - 265


Career Highlights:

Season 23 SFA Premiership wing

Dragons FFC Captain (Season 27)

Season 23 Shit-truck club Best Rookie (Shared with Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16)

Season 24 dougthelegend Medalist
Season 25, 26, 27 PhenomenalV1 Medalist
Season 31 YOTC Plate winner

5 time SFA Grand Final match thread poster (S24-27, 31)

1 time SFAEW Intercity Champion
1 time SFAEW World Tag Team Champion (w/ Elton Johns Wig)

3 time JT Medal winner

Side Hustles:

#SuperRookie (Season 23)
Cult leader & Ponzi scheme operator (Season 25)
Game Show host (Season 26)
Son of God (Season 29)
Owner and Operator of SFAEW (Season 31-present)


What Would PhenomenalV1 Bring to Ophidian Old Boys FFC?:

Phenom is a self-marketing genius, with a knack for creating fresh and exciting gimmicks and
inspires those around him to become the best posters they can possibly be.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

My CV is as follows:
PhenomenalV1

SFA Playing Career:

sh*t-truck

You could have stopped here mate.

 

[Barrybran]

Hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


My CV is as follows:






PhenomenalV1

SFA Playing Career:

sh*t-truck club - 37 games (S23-24)
Dragons FFC - 53 games (S25-27)
East Side Phoenix - 18 games (S31)

Career goals - 265


Career Highlights:

Season 23 SFA Premiership wing

Dragons FFC Captain (Season 27)

Season 23 sh*t-truck club Best Rookie (Shared with Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16)

Season 24 dougthelegend Medalist
Season 25, 26, 27 PhenomenalV1 Medalist
Season 31 YOTC Plate winner

5 time SFA Grand Final match thread poster (S24-27, 31)

1 time SFAEW Intercity Champion
1 time SFAEW World Tag Team Champion (w/ Elton Johns Wig)

3 time JT Medal winner

Side Hustles:

#SuperRookie (Season 23)
Cult leader & Ponzi scheme operator (Season 25)
Game Show host (Season 26)
Son of God (Season 29)
Owner and Operator of SFAEW (Season 31-present)


What Would PhenomenalV1 Bring to Ophidian Old Boys FFC?:

Phenom is a self-marketing genius, with a knack for creating fresh and exciting gimmicks and
inspires those around him to become the best posters they can possibly be.

Looks like you've got a cleaner now, Tigerturbulance

 

[Brenton Davy]

So, you've joined Father O'Malley's naughty boys club, have you? I'm still going to whack you Furie trash

There did seem to be a sense of that in the OP. Not said out loud or even implied but just beneath the surface that such abhorrent goings on would be a regular, if kept in house, occurrence.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


My CV is as follows:






PhenomenalV1

SFA Playing Career:

sh*t-truck club - 37 games (S23-24)
Dragons FFC - 53 games (S25-27)
East Side Phoenix - 18 games (S31)

Career goals - 265


Career Highlights:

Season 23 SFA Premiership wing

Dragons FFC Captain (Season 27)

Season 23 sh*t-truck club Best Rookie (Shared with Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16)

Season 24 dougthelegend Medalist
Season 25, 26, 27 PhenomenalV1 Medalist
Season 31 YOTC Plate winner

5 time SFA Grand Final match thread poster (S24-27, 31)

1 time SFAEW Intercity Champion
1 time SFAEW World Tag Team Champion (w/ Elton Johns Wig)

3 time JT Medal winner

Side Hustles:

#SuperRookie (Season 23)
Cult leader & Ponzi scheme operator (Season 25)
Game Show host (Season 26)
Son of God (Season 29)
Owner and Operator of SFAEW (Season 31-present)


What Would PhenomenalV1 Bring to Ophidian Old Boys FFC?:

Phenom is a self-marketing genius, with a knack for creating fresh and exciting gimmicks and
inspires those around him to become the best posters they can possibly be.

as with all applicants to the Oldboys, a member of our Board of Trustees will be in contact with you in due course

 

[Jabba73]

Hazing rituals … no one mentioned those yet

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hazing rituals … no one mentioned those yet

The Oldboys are currently contesting the state government laws prohibiting our hazing and initiation practices, and as this dispute is in the courts, we direct all inquiries to retained legal counsel of Pantskyle, Tigerturbulance and Associates

 

[Jabba73]

The Oldboys are currently contesting the state government laws prohibiting our hazing and initiation practices, and as this dispute is in the courts, we direct all inquiries to retained legal counsel of Pantskyle, Tigerturbulance and Associates

You want something done, call tony

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You want something done, call tony

If you think like a Bomber, you want a bone broken, and you call tony

If you think like an Oldboy, you want them bankrupted, in jail, and their missus in your bed - and to get that you call Pantskyle, Tigerturbulance & Associates

 

[Agent93]

Thats my Creed Royal English Leather that you smell

Creed suck!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Creed suck!

Creed Royal English Leather has been the scent of choice for a gentlemans gentleman since 1781 thank you very much!

 

[pantskyle]

If you think like a Bomber, you want a bone broken, and you call tony

If you think like an Oldboy, you want them bankrupted, in jail, and their missus in your bed - and to get that you call Pantskyle, Tigerturbulance & Associates

To protect and serve.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Hazing rituals … no one mentioned those yet

Hazing rituals are NEVER mentioned…

 

[TheCoach16]

TheCoach16 isn't going to be happy some charlatan is offering backyard services. He's a trained professional!!

Absolutely correct!
I’m a trained professional backyard charlatan.

 

[TheCoach16]

Am I in this team?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Am I in this team?

only if you have the gravitas and the distinction required to be an oldboy. not impossible for a bomber, we already have one

 

[TheCoach16]

only if you have the gravitas and the distinction required to be an oldboy. not impossible for a bomber, we already have one

Did a cat just run across your keyboard???

A yes or no would’ve sufficed.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

The Oldboys are currently contesting the state government laws prohibiting our hazing and initiation practices, and as this dispute is in the courts, we direct all inquiries to retained legal counsel of Pantskyle, Tigerturbulance and Associates

The Ophidian Old Boys have the most corrupt best legal council money can buy and we will destroy anyone that impedes us on our path to S34

 

[Brenton Davy]

Did a cat just run across your keyboard???

A yes or no would’ve sufficed.

Must be one hell of a literate cat…

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Must be one hell of a literate cat…

didn't you know
Ned_Flanders is just a pussy

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Did a cat just run across your keyboard???

A yes or no would’ve sufficed.

You need to apply before we can answer

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You need to apply before we can answer

sorry Ned, I think I let the cat out of the bag!

 

[TheCoach16]

Must be one hell of a literate cat…

Hey Ned_Flanders , this is how low the bar is for you. Ben Davis’ only defence of your posting is that it resembles a “literate cat”.

Also, don’t piggyback my jokes, Ben.

 

[I Dont Care]

If you think like a Bomber, you want a bone broken, and you call tony

If you think like an Oldboy, you want them bankrupted, in jail, and their missus in your bed - and to get that you call Pantskyle, Tigerturbulance & Associates

Is that what they told you? You know it's only gunna be Tigerturbulance wearing lipstick and garters