Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[Pugsley]

ones mans narcissistic traits are another mans supreme confidence to maim the opposition on the qooty field

When is he due for his next retirement? Just make sure you play him at full forward.

 

[Mooch]

I can't say I'm in love with the Brisbane Roar uniform but I hope you guys get off the ground just for this.

CLUB MOTTO
Serpens iratus est in braccas
Translation: There is an angry snake in my pants

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

This type of attitude is the reason the Warriors only received Silver Star Access Level and are at risk of being dropped to Bronze.

This is news to me

 

[Brenton Davy]

as if i ever would deem to allow a wonder to defend me!

just thinking about the notion is frankly disturbing!!!

I wasn’t defending you, I was just marvelling at the literacy of your cat…

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I wasn’t defending you, I was just marvelling at the literacy of your cat…

you are a cat person, this explains more than even phrenology does

 

[GremioPower]

The more I think about it, the more I like this bid.

It’s ridiculous. It’s unbearable. It’s nauseating. It’s preposterous. It’s awesome!

It really brings something new to Sweet.

 

[GremioPower]

Why did you even include the access level thing? Seems like a good way to not get accepted by the clubs in bronze.

Unless if you are trying to build a rivalry with those clubs...

Mate… If you are going to do this, you need to go for the full stereotype. I’m surprised they’ve listed Gold clubs.

They should have divided the league in 8 Silver and 4 Bronze, and be open for Gold application from the Silver clubs.

 

[Supersuns]

Why did you even include the access level thing? Seems like a good way to not get accepted by the clubs in bronze.

Unless if you are trying to build a rivalry with those clubs...

I think you are extremely miss understanding the concept.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I think you are extremely miss understanding to concept.

forgive him, its a travesty that our public schools can no longer offload students after year 9 to a trade

 

[DenieD]

I think you are extremely miss understanding the concept.

I am not extremely and don't call me miss.

 

[Supersuns]

forgive him, its a travesty that our public schools can no longer offload students after year 9 to a trade

No need to get personal Nedrick, year 9 drop outs are a very valuable commodity in this world.
The 2nd hand VE commodore ute market would collapse without us.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I am not extremely and don't call me miss.

dont worry, while we may be the Oldboys we are inclusive and respect peoples preferences Ms DockerDan

 

[Ned_Flanders]

No need to get personal Nedrick, year 9 drop outs are a very valuable commodity in this world.
The 2nd hand VE commodore ute market would collapse without us.

apologies, but ive never seen a commodore at the Sunday antique auctions on High Street Armadale. Are they some kind of figurine or naval bric a brac?

 

[Bonz]

you are a cat person, this explains more than even phrenology does

You do realise you are now a cat person with me being involved?

 

[Bonz]

When is he due for his next retirement? Just make sure you play him at full forward.

I already have a lock on that position <3

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You do realise you are now a cat person with me being involved?

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we are all making sacrifices for the Oldboys

 

[Brenton Davy]

you are a cat person, this explains more than even phrenology does

Hate cats. Allergic to them. The ultimate narcissists. Ponce around like their sh*t don’t stink. Would fit in perfectly at your franchise.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hate cats. Allergic to them. The ultimate narcissists. Ponce around like their sh*t don’t stink. Would fit in perfectly at your franchise.

thats the difference between us and you

the Wonders have been here since day one, a franchise. The qooty equivalent of Grandmothers nylons. Stretched, wrinkled, flammable, and a touch on the nose.

the Ophidian Old Boys are one day old, yet we are an institution. We are the silk stockings off of a high class escorts thighs. timeless, a classic, and noone cares we are brand new

 

[GremioPower]

I am not extremely and don't call me miss.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Hate cats. Allergic to them. The ultimate narcissists. Ponce around like their sh*t don’t stink. Would fit in perfectly at your franchise.

You've been poncing around this thread since it went up, condemning a faux elitist image by pretending to be a tough guy.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

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I think I dated her in the mid 90's

dont let her know your pin, your home address, or your bank details

 

[Bonz]

Hate cats. Allergic to them. The ultimate narcissists. Ponce around like their sh*t don’t stink. Would fit in perfectly at your franchise.

To be fair, we don't know you and don't like you either

 

[Brenton Davy]

thats the difference between us and you

the Wonders have been here since day one, a franchise. The qooty equivalent of Grandmothers nylons. Stretched, wrinkled, flammable, and a touch on the nose.

the Ophidian Old Boys are one day old, yet we are an institution. We are the silk stockings off of a high class escorts thighs. timeless, a classic, and noone cares we are brand new

Ours is a foundation club, full of rich history and tradition. Yours is a brand new franchise, it’s brand new, shiny plastic camouflaged by fake sandstone and marble, tacky velour and fake leather.

You’ll always be an “expansion franchise” despite all the fake history and everyone can see that. A minnow trying to be a shark, a meerkat trying to be a lion. 10, maybe 20 seasons down the track (if your plastic franchise lasts that long) then you can claim history and some minuscule degree of tradition.

You've been poncing around this thread since it went up, condemning a faux elitist image by pretending to be a tough guy.

Your elitism is faux.

To be fair, we don't know you and don't like you either

I’d be concerned if you did like.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Ours is a foundation club, full of rich history and tradition. Yours is a brand new franchise, it’s brand new, shiny plastic camouflaged by fake sandstone and marble, tacky velour and fake leather.

You’ll always be an “expansion franchise” despite all the fake history and everyone can see that. A minnow trying to be a shark, a meerkat trying to be a lion. 10, maybe 20 seasons down the track (if your plastic franchise lasts that long) then you can claim history and some minuscule degree of tradition.






Your elitism is faux.




I’d be concerned if you did like.

Remind me who you play for?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Ours is a foundation club, full of rich history and tradition. Yours is a brand new franchise, it’s brand new, shiny plastic camouflaged by fake sandstone and marble, tacky velour and fake leather.

You’ll always be an “expansion franchise” despite all the fake history and everyone can see that. A minnow trying to be a shark, a meerkat trying to be a lion. 10, maybe 20 seasons down the track (if your plastic franchise lasts that long) then you can claim history and some minuscule degree of tradition.






Your elitism is faux.




I’d be concerned if you did like.

Mate, you've been here 5 minutes, you have no history. Although you carry on like you invented the league.

Ned, turbo, Mobbs (games creator), myself, The Jesus, haydo, bonz, Callums Guns, MC Bad Genius....

We ALL have more history, tradition, and gravitas than you could ever dream of.



I'd say that having the creator of the entire league on our bid gives us a bit of history, wouldn't you?