Player Watch #11: Max Gawn (C) – 7x All-Australian, 2x Best & Fairest, AFLCA Champion Player and Premiership Captain

[LeverPuller]

Anyone with a number in the 30's should stick with that number.
Jeff Farmer went shit when he changed from #33 to #8. Changed back to #33 and played well again.
Matthew Warnock, top 5 in the B&F in #37 to being a fumbling spud in #1.
Aussie Wonaeamirri gun goalsneak in #39, plagued by injury and personal problems in #33.
Only exception I can think of is Stef Martin going from #33 to #34 (which may have been a forced change).

I know that Tappy is going to sit on 35 for his career...

 

[blured]

The darkest hour is just before the Gawn

 

[LeverPuller]

oh, for those who suggested that we make the cult figure based on the record of past cult figures, well....I was tempted to make it Morton.....

 

[WattsGoodForYou]

oh, for those who suggested that we make the cult figure based on the record of past cult figures, well....I was tempted to make it Morton.....

For some reason when I think of Morton i think of the guy saying "frank and beans" in something about Mary...

Cale "Frank and Beans" Morton has a ring to it no?

 

[2 Dogs]

Hatred for Morton is unwarranted. Except it will grow more this year because the simple minded MFC supporters have lost their scapegoat in Juice. Blind to the good things he does and screams for his head when he stuffs up. You can apply the same principle to any player and they get off without mention, yet players like Morton and Juice cop it. It's a damn shame.

 

[Wack Jatts]

Gawn of the Dead!

 

[Chip_]

^Agreed, but there is no where near enough mention of GAWN in the above post 2dogs

I'll 2nd or 3rd the thread title change, maybe a vote?


Also most of you may not be familiar with the great man's acting career with highlights such as:
GAWN of the dead
From dusk till GAWN
GAWN with the wind

And my personal favourite, the height relevant:

Ice Age 3: GAWN of the Dinosaurs

 

[Crimson Azure]

These ideas should be put into picture form & added to the paint thread.

 

[WattsGoodForYou]

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^Agreed, but there is no where near enough mention of GAWN in the above post 2dogs

For the record I wasn't laying in to Morton....thought it was a funny nick name...

Either way I was surprised that Gawn was able to make it to training on Monday...last I heard he was orbiting the Earth's atmosphere after battling Bond.

 

[LeverPuller]

Hatred for Morton is unwarranted. Except it will grow more this year because the simple minded MFC supporters have lost their scapegoat in Juice. Blind to the good things he does and screams for his head when he stuffs up. You can apply the same principle to any player and they get off without mention, yet players like Morton and Juice cop it. It's a damn shame.

It is, but every team has its scapegoat when they're not winning. We have Morton and had Juice. Essendon have Stanton. Richmond have various ones depending on their season. North have the kids not being up to standard. You can go on.

 

[Chip_]

Less discussion about irrelevant things & more GAWN!

These ideas should be put into picture form & added to the paint thread.

Calling Donald Mc.........

Here's a few more:

Children of the GAWN
The GAWN Identity, GAWN Supremacy, GAWN Ultimatum
GAWN the Sheep

New Fav - Natural GAWN Killers

 

[LeverPuller]

I love me some fresh GAWN (corn)

 

[Chip_]

"I don't remember eating GAWN"

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

This is what Maximus looks like at his night job.

GAWN.

 

[Gazza_11]

Love the smell of NaGAWN in the morning.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

I hear that shit is De(GAWN)adly.

 

[whelan=legend]

Brb, mowing my gawn

 

[Big_Ed]

Cult status was a foregawn conclusion.

 

[The Dr]

Cult status was a foregawn conclusion.

I think we have a winner.....

 

[Crimson Azure]

Is that a GAWN in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Haha, very good call CA.

 

[saj_21]

max gawn-star

 

[Gazza_11]

Gawnorrhea.

Too far?

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

.....

Just far enough lads!!!

 

[Crimson Azure]

Gawnorrhea.

Too far?

Instead of 'the clap' you get 'the tap'

.....

Just far enough lads!!!

I think so.