Player Watch #15: Dylan Stephens

[Roosurgence]

Worse than the 0 tackles, would be the 4-6 avoided & broken tackles. He would have had 3 tackles if he could body line a player and stay strong

If he plays next week, it’s time to stop watching.

Him getting games week in week out spits in the face of any type of standard setting.

 

[RossHenshaw]

The first red flag was Daniel Howe and Tucker.

Stephens as well.

Then there is the lack of a cohesive game plan both offensively and defensively.

The lack of development across the board with regard to skills.

I say it all the time, what the * are these campaigners training?

Because it isn’t an elite game style.

It’s ok … we’ve got Sleevo to come back in .,. Purr

 

[franjon]

The fact that this guy was given a four year deal is why there needs to be changes further up. There is nothing logical about it.

 

[archereleven]

Hey! He kept his width!!

**** me. The club is in absolute turmoil, and we have Cats the musical lining up on the wing

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[Gumble Frankieton]

Hey! He kept his width!!

* me. The club is in absolute turmoil, and we have Cats the musical lining up on the wing

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Against the Hawks if he'd been any wider he would have been in Row D.
Given the length of the contract I'm really hoping that he starts to perform but the early signs aren't promising. Think he needs a special training camp to work on his weaknesses. Maybe 2 weeks in a Mexican prison would do the trick, assuming he survives it that is.

 

[franjon]

Hey! He kept his width!!

* me. The club is in absolute turmoil, and we have Cats the musical lining up on the wing

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No, these cats aren't worth a knobful of goatshit.

 

[Fart Cummings]

in the all time 18 of worst players ever to player 5+ games for NMFC

 

[roos_fanatic08]

The biggest potato that ever potato’d.

Out: Pick 19 (2024) & Pick 44 (2023)

In: Dylan Stephens

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Dylan Stephens

Age

23

Ht

184cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.7

4star

CL

0.0

1star

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.7

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.7

4star

CL

0.0

1star

& Pick 25 (2023)

I said last year that we should have never have traded for him because he was uncontracted. Should have only been a token pick and should have only been a 2 year deal.

I seriously thought we’d never make a similar to what with did with Jared Polec

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Jared Polec

Age

32

Ht

187cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.6

5star

K

12.9

5star

HB

7.7

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.0

4star

D

20.5

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

7.4

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.1

4star

CL

2.9

4star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

, but it’s look as though we did with this bloke.

 

[Roosurgence]

in the all time 18 of worst players ever to player 5+ games for NMFC

Putting his hand up to be Captain Coach

 

[franjon]

Putting his hand up to be Captain Coach

You'd have been better using a rabbit as an example man.

 

[Roosurgence]

You'd have been better using a rabbit as an example man.

Nah!

The term Cat came about because blokes like him exist.

What a gig he has. Paid hundreds of thousands a year to shit his pants and do **** all.

Luck the campaigner can run, how else’s would he get away from contact.

 

[TheKanga]

This guy ain't it
Sorry

 

[tazaa]

He is worse than Sam Powers in 2009.
He is worse than Shannon Watts in his final year.

I cannot cop this campaigner.

 

[rickety]

The 1st time I noticed this bloke was when he slipped over backing away from the ball ....

Tbf he was backing away initially then tried to go forward ....

Would look a million bucks doing circle work

 

[Horizons_00]

Pls change the name of the thread - Cat Stephens lol

 

[R00StaR]

The 1st time I noticed this bloke was when he slipped over backing away from the ball ....

Tbf he was backing away initially then tried to go forward ....

Would look a million bucks doing circle work

He actually went in when it was his turn a few times in the quarter.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Hey! He kept his width!!

* me. The club is in absolute turmoil, and we have Cats the musical lining up on the wing

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That’s Mr Mistofolees to you

 

[shinboner spiggs]

Don’t think I’ve ever seen someone impact games less than our man Cat.

 

[Devil Fish]

It’s amazing to watch a guy who can run 2km in 5min 30secs just dawdle around at 2/3 pace for the entire game.

 

[Marstermind]

It’s amazing to watch a guy who can run 2km in 5min 30secs just dawdle around at 2/3 pace for the entire game.

It's more amazing that we're still watching him at all.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

 

[Val Keating]

The biggest potato that ever potato’d.

Out: Pick 19 (2024) & Pick 44 (2023)

In: Dylan Stephens & Pick 25 (2023)

I said last year that we should have never have traded for him because he was uncontracted. Should have only been a token pick and should have only been a 2 year deal.

I seriously thought we’d never make a similar to what with did with Jared Polec, but it’s look as though we did with this bloke.

You pay pretty close attention to the under 18 comp, was he a reach at pick 6? I can’t see anything apart from his running that isn’t average.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Great kick and covers a lot of ground.

However:

• frequently goes missing for long periods
• very slow off the mark to get up to speed, often beaten to the footy by direct opponents

Is good as a swingman/receiver role but wont find a lot of footy himself. Unless Clarko can get that mongrel in him.

My assessment to you guys upon recruitment. Fair?

 

[Zondor]

My assessment to you guys upon recruitment. Fair?

Yes it is. You deserve an elephant stamp for your post. :stern look

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Yes it is. You deserve an elephant stamp for your post. :stern look

Thing is though, if we can all see it, what is North Recruitment doing?