Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[The Nostradamus]

do any of his teammates even like the mummies boy?

he's come in and already on more wage next year than most/all of them

 

[see see]

This is what we're up against this Saturday folks:

As the old saying goes - form is temporary but inbreeding is permanent.

 

[The acurate one]

This is what we're up against this Saturday folks:

As the old saying goes - form is temporary but inbreeding is permanent.

Yes that the celebration after Poort won the Scrag Cup Heck is that 38 pennants now?

 

[giantroo]

 

[bennymate]

****ing pussies

 

[Le Grille]

Good let them tizzy up keep our focus

 

[Passmore]

This is what we're up against this Saturday folks:

As the old saying goes - form is temporary but inbreeding is permanent.

They could play them and still win.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

This is so pathetic.

Lobb had one made by Freo fans. He had a photo with after the Dogs smashed them.

Port threaten legal action. Says so much about them as a club.

The Hornet is clearly a very fragile soul

 

[Disco Dew]

Hahahahaha surely not. ****in hilarious

 

[DesertRoo]

The club is as precious as its supporters, I’ve honestly never really interacted with port supporters before, all I can say is wow.

 

[Devington]

Well played by the brewers, by coming out with this and apologizing they're making it 10 times the issue it was as just a gag. Port Streissanded themselves.

 

[Disco Dew]

97ers have already lost. The weekends result means nothing now. Those soft campaigners should’ve been drinking those cans after they inevitability smash us. Wasted opportunity

 

[Luke72]

late change - judas out , doesn’t like baths

That’s not entirely true, he likes it when his mum lets him use the Mr Matey!

 

[see see]

I find it more than a little ironic that they're sooking about a beer that was made in order to take the p*ss out of a sook.

With all the record grand final losses, embarrassing finals exits, tarps and cringeworthy pregame songs, it's as if this club goes out of its way to humiliate itself.

 

[Bulldogs85]

What a bunch of sooks that club are Lobb had a beer made after him saw the funny side in it even got one after the game

 

[Hojuman]

What a bunch of sooks that club are Lobb had a beer made after him saw the funny side in it even got one after the game

Surprised they didn't sue you for humiliating them on national t v. in the 2021 prelim.

 

[Bulldogs85]

Surprised they didn't sue you for humiliating them on national t v. in the 2021 prelim.

The world has gone mad let’s hope some of you fine lads/Woman got your hands on the beer.

 

[Disco Dew]

So I assume they just need to get rid of the likeness of Jase and then they’re right to go again yeah?

 

[blackshadow]

I find it more than a little ironic that they're sooking about a beer that was made in order to take the p*ss out of a sook.

With all the record grand final losses, embarrassing finals exits, tarps and cringeworthy pregame songs, it's as if this club goes out of its way to humiliate itself.

They should double down with a special batch of Poorta dlelie Bitter (tears)

 

[blackshadow]

I’d love to see the puffers launch legal action, the filing would be hilarious reading.

 

[gokangas]

Never wanted to win a game as much as this, but somehow I think I am kidding myself.

 

[Ashley B]

Now I don’t drink but I might try a glass with plenty of ice of course. That’s very Brave of Ports

 

[Flawed Genius]

If you want the big boy money and you make the big boy decisions, you must of course expect the big boy consequences. Including a ...beer company taking the piss out of you?

Seriously. Are they genuinely doing the best thing for the kid by continually calling out every single thing or person that mentions him in the media or at footy grounds? I know referring to the Simpsons is a bit naff but that episode where the giant neon monsters are smashing the city to bits and Lisa sings "just don't look" must be a bit of a guiding sign here? Just don't respond to the two-bit brewery having a crack at him. Just don't bring light to the booing. Just let the kid play footy and support him behind closed doors

Whether you are planning to boo him or not, I don't think there is any argument at all that by bringing attention to it, you're ensuring those who hate being told what to do are going to the opposite of what you are telling them to do (i.e. please stop booing him? No **** you I am going to boo!)

 

[Hojuman]

Now I don’t drink but I might try a glass with plenty of ice of course. That’s very Brave of Ports

They'll never, ever be torn apart.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Lmao pathetic by the sooky tarps

No surprise mummies boy had another sook

They should probably tell fireman Kane to stfu also then