Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[Passmore]

Can we get a sticky for this. It'd be a great copypasta.

From the main board:

"I hope everyone reminds the vermin over at Norf off all the rubbish they have posted over the past 2-3 months midway through next season when they are 1-11 and still a basket case. We're still getting regular interlopers on the Port Board and due to the protection racket the mods are running on the main board deleting reposts of Norf supporter comments made wishing injury on JHF, such posts proliferate on their board unchecked by any of their own supporters. You have losers like Psicosis posting 73678390 times about how we were going to be trading Butters, Georgiades, 8, F1, F2, F3, F4, all the Diet Coke in SA and the Adelaide Oval scoreboard only to be utterly humiliated when we gave up less than the 8,F1,27 that we thought we would give as we kept some of the picks from the 27 trade and got Rioli on top. Now we hear the same poster claim that actually they did better in the trade because they received **checks notes Wardlaw and F1 just casually ignoring that they traded out pick 1 along with JHF and the offer they received was significantly worse than what they turned down last year for pick 1. At some point David King had whinge #94546546 and complained that the priority assisstance wasn't enough because even he thinks the club's list is a steaming pile of dogshit. All the players at Norf unfriend JHF because and Zurhar takes repeated jibes at him while plugging his bogan merch for bogans called Bull's Cooking, I assume because he is a bull or some s**t, despite having a playing record of 22-1-60 and noone outside of Norf giving a s**t about him.

Amidst all of this dummy spitting, Norf supporters advance faux reasons such as 'people should honor contracts' and it being unseemly for a better side to poach a young high draft pick from a struggling side. These allegations are levelled while actively trying to trade for IN CONTRACT former top 10 pick Hunter Clark, having previously offered big money to several marquee players across the league, and most notably offered pick 37 for 2nd year Ben Jacobs, a OOC first round pick who averaged the same 16.5 disposals in his first year as JHF at the end of 2012 when Port were similarly uncompetitive.

With all the tantrums, dummy spitting, and false bravado you would think the club involved was Richmond or Collingwood. Big clubs with recent success, and expected to be good in the near future. Nope, just Norf, the laughingstock of the competition. The club that needs to sell home games to stay afloat. The club whose supporter base is making jibes like 'lol tarps' while not having a higher average attendance at home games than Port since 2013 and averaging 25 vs 30k at home games since 1997. Clearly North supporters are supremely confident that accused racist and coward punch extraordinaire Alistair Clarkson will take them to the promised land, after all premiership coaches are guaranteed success when they go to struggling clubs as a final payday. Its practically a given - look at Dennis Pagan, Mick Malthouse, Malcolm Blight and Paul Roos, a who's who of coaches who took shitruck clubs to premierships on the back of their own awesomeness."

You can feel anger with every “Norf “ reference.

 

[Le Grille]

Well that’s interestingly weird

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Ha ha what a pear shaped loser.

 

[The acurate one]

Can we get a sticky for this. It'd be a great copypasta.

From the main board:

"I hope everyone reminds the vermin over at Norf off all the rubbish they have posted over the past 2-3 months midway through next season when they are 1-11 and still a basket case. We're still getting regular interlopers on the Port Board and due to the protection racket the mods are running on the main board deleting reposts of Norf supporter comments made wishing injury on JHF, such posts proliferate on their board unchecked by any of their own supporters. You have losers like Psicosis posting 73678390 times about how we were going to be trading Butters, Georgiades, 8, F1, F2, F3, F4, all the Diet Coke in SA and the Adelaide Oval scoreboard only to be utterly humiliated when we gave up less than the 8,F1,27 that we thought we would give as we kept some of the picks from the 27 trade and got Rioli on top. Now we hear the same poster claim that actually they did better in the trade because they received **checks notes Wardlaw and F1 just casually ignoring that they traded out pick 1 along with JHF and the offer they received was significantly worse than what they turned down last year for pick 1. At some point David King had whinge #94546546 and complained that the priority assisstance wasn't enough because even he thinks the club's list is a steaming pile of dogshit. All the players at Norf unfriend JHF because and Zurhar takes repeated jibes at him while plugging his bogan merch for bogans called Bull's Cooking, I assume because he is a bull or some s**t, despite having a playing record of 22-1-60 and noone outside of Norf giving a s**t about him.

Amidst all of this dummy spitting, Norf supporters advance faux reasons such as 'people should honor contracts' and it being unseemly for a better side to poach a young high draft pick from a struggling side. These allegations are levelled while actively trying to trade for IN CONTRACT former top 10 pick Hunter Clark, having previously offered big money to several marquee players across the league, and most notably offered pick 37 for 2nd year Ben Jacobs, a OOC first round pick who averaged the same 16.5 disposals in his first year as JHF at the end of 2012 when Port were similarly uncompetitive.

With all the tantrums, dummy spitting, and false bravado you would think the club involved was Richmond or Collingwood. Big clubs with recent success, and expected to be good in the near future. Nope, just Norf, the laughingstock of the competition. The club that needs to sell home games to stay afloat. The club whose supporter base is making jibes like 'lol tarps' while not having a higher average attendance at home games than Port since 2013 and averaging 25 vs 30k at home games since 1997. Clearly North supporters are supremely confident that accused racist and coward punch extraordinaire Alistair Clarkson will take them to the promised land, after all premiership coaches are guaranteed success when they go to struggling clubs as a final payday. Its practically a given - look at Dennis Pagan, Mick Malthouse, Malcolm Blight and Paul Roos, a who's who of coaches who took shitruck clubs to premierships on the back of their own awesomeness."

Well that is ****ed! I have put a lot of effort into not only besmirching Jason Horne Fabian Francis. Haven’t missed Koch-head amd Poort in general. And nary a mention do I receive.

Crikey !!

 

[kool kangas]

Well after reading that l'm offended.. Can this person be banned please ..

 

[TheBigHorne]

Well that is ****ed! I have put a lot of effort into not only besmirching Jason Horne Fabian Francis. Haven’t missed Koch-head amd Poort in general. And nary a mention do I receive.

Crikey !!

Man wrote a whole essay about north melbourne fans on bigfooty.

 

[shinboner magic]

Can we get a sticky for this. It'd be a great copypasta.

From the main board:

"I hope everyone reminds the vermin over at Norf off all the rubbish they have posted over the past 2-3 months midway through next season when they are 1-11 and still a basket case. We're still getting regular interlopers on the Port Board and due to the protection racket the mods are running on the main board deleting reposts of Norf supporter comments made wishing injury on JHF, such posts proliferate on their board unchecked by any of their own supporters. You have losers like Psicosis posting 73678390 times about how we were going to be trading Butters, Georgiades, 8, F1, F2, F3, F4, all the Diet Coke in SA and the Adelaide Oval scoreboard only to be utterly humiliated when we gave up less than the 8,F1,27 that we thought we would give as we kept some of the picks from the 27 trade and got Rioli on top. Now we hear the same poster claim that actually they did better in the trade because they received **checks notes Wardlaw and F1 just casually ignoring that they traded out pick 1 along with JHF and the offer they received was significantly worse than what they turned down last year for pick 1. At some point David King had whinge #94546546 and complained that the priority assisstance wasn't enough because even he thinks the club's list is a steaming pile of dogshit. All the players at Norf unfriend JHF because and Zurhar takes repeated jibes at him while plugging his bogan merch for bogans called Bull's Cooking, I assume because he is a bull or some s**t, despite having a playing record of 22-1-60 and noone outside of Norf giving a s**t about him.

Amidst all of this dummy spitting, Norf supporters advance faux reasons such as 'people should honor contracts' and it being unseemly for a better side to poach a young high draft pick from a struggling side. These allegations are levelled while actively trying to trade for IN CONTRACT former top 10 pick Hunter Clark, having previously offered big money to several marquee players across the league, and most notably offered pick 37 for 2nd year Ben Jacobs, a OOC first round pick who averaged the same 16.5 disposals in his first year as JHF at the end of 2012 when Port were similarly uncompetitive.

With all the tantrums, dummy spitting, and false bravado you would think the club involved was Richmond or Collingwood. Big clubs with recent success, and expected to be good in the near future. Nope, just Norf, the laughingstock of the competition. The club that needs to sell home games to stay afloat. The club whose supporter base is making jibes like 'lol tarps' while not having a higher average attendance at home games than Port since 2013 and averaging 25 vs 30k at home games since 1997. Clearly North supporters are supremely confident that accused racist and coward punch extraordinaire Alistair Clarkson will take them to the promised land, after all premiership coaches are guaranteed success when they go to struggling clubs as a final payday. Its practically a given - look at Dennis Pagan, Mick Malthouse, Malcolm Blight and Paul Roos, a who's who of coaches who took shitruck clubs to premierships on the back of their own awesomeness."

What a cooked ****er - like we’re ever protected on here.
Got better as he started calling us a north

Funniest part: It was written at 3:00am lol.

He probably started writing that at 3pm

 

[blackshadow]

Funniest part: It was written at 3:00am lol.

Prime humming time.

 

[The Anvil]

Funniest part: It was written at 3:00am lol.

Ah, I just assumed it was because this person's shift at 7/11 had just finished and they had time.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Go ahead and rearrange the following words:

Balls on poort my hum.

 

[koshari]

So we got our thread title back

 

[Shinboner1]

Can we get a sticky for this. It'd be a great copypasta.

From the main board:

"I hope everyone reminds the vermin over at Norf off all the rubbish they have posted over the past 2-3 months midway through next season when they are 1-11 and still a basket case. We're still getting regular interlopers on the Port Board and due to the protection racket the mods are running on the main board deleting reposts of Norf supporter comments made wishing injury on JHF, such posts proliferate on their board unchecked by any of their own supporters. You have losers like Psicosis posting 73678390 times about how we were going to be trading Butters, Georgiades, 8, F1, F2, F3, F4, all the Diet Coke in SA and the Adelaide Oval scoreboard only to be utterly humiliated when we gave up less than the 8,F1,27 that we thought we would give as we kept some of the picks from the 27 trade and got Rioli on top. Now we hear the same poster claim that actually they did better in the trade because they received **checks notes Wardlaw and F1 just casually ignoring that they traded out pick 1 along with JHF and the offer they received was significantly worse than what they turned down last year for pick 1. At some point David King had whinge #94546546 and complained that the priority assisstance wasn't enough because even he thinks the club's list is a steaming pile of dogshit. All the players at Norf unfriend JHF because and Zurhar takes repeated jibes at him while plugging his bogan merch for bogans called Bull's Cooking, I assume because he is a bull or some s**t, despite having a playing record of 22-1-60 and noone outside of Norf giving a s**t about him.

Amidst all of this dummy spitting, Norf supporters advance faux reasons such as 'people should honor contracts' and it being unseemly for a better side to poach a young high draft pick from a struggling side. These allegations are levelled while actively trying to trade for IN CONTRACT former top 10 pick Hunter Clark, having previously offered big money to several marquee players across the league, and most notably offered pick 37 for 2nd year Ben Jacobs, a OOC first round pick who averaged the same 16.5 disposals in his first year as JHF at the end of 2012 when Port were similarly uncompetitive.

With all the tantrums, dummy spitting, and false bravado you would think the club involved was Richmond or Collingwood. Big clubs with recent success, and expected to be good in the near future. Nope, just Norf, the laughingstock of the competition. The club that needs to sell home games to stay afloat. The club whose supporter base is making jibes like 'lol tarps' while not having a higher average attendance at home games than Port since 2013 and averaging 25 vs 30k at home games since 1997. Clearly North supporters are supremely confident that accused racist and coward punch extraordinaire Alistair Clarkson will take them to the promised land, after all premiership coaches are guaranteed success when they go to struggling clubs as a final payday. Its practically a given - look at Dennis Pagan, Mick Malthouse, Malcolm Blight and Paul Roos, a who's who of coaches who took shitruck clubs to premierships on the back of their own awesomeness."

what a looney

 

[bennymate]

Order restored.

 

[Kangaroo Cat]

Welcome back Poort! I realized only recently that I have never met a single one of their supporters or even conversed with one online (never thought about them enough to notice before). My entire experience of their supporter base has been big footy.... Wow.. I used to think crows supporters were kinda mean to them but I totally get it now.

 

[jimandphilbadge]

Funniest part: It was written at 3:00am lol.

Had to finish it before the phone gets found at the 8am Cell Inspection.

 

[shinboner magic]

Psicosis the pooort board want your input

 

[Psicosis]

Psicosis the pooort board want your input

I think my input about JHFs new team mates opinion of him is what caused that bipolar outburst in the first place. Not sure the SA trailer trash community has the mental health resources to deal with anymore of my input. Might sit this one out

 

[Hazey1977]

I think my input about JHFs new team mates opinion of him is what caused that bipolar outburst in the first place. Not sure the SA trailer trash community has the mental health resources to deal with anymore of my input. Might sit this one out

Can you pm me the update so I don't need to risk catching anything over on their board....

On SM-G781B using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Psicosis]

Can you pm me the update so I don't need to risk catching anything over on their board....

On SM-G781B using BigFooty.com mobile app

Haha it wasn't even on their board. I said on the main board that if they had any decent ITK's, they would be aware that it hasn't taken long for JHF to put off some of his new teammates.

 

[DesertRoo]

Haha it wasn't even on their board. I said on the main board that if they had any decent ITK's, they would be aware that it hasn't taken long for JHF to put off some of his new teammates.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

JHF gonna JHF.

 

[Val Keating]

Can we get a sticky for this. It'd be a great copypasta.

From the main board:

"I hope everyone reminds the vermin over at Norf off all the rubbish they have posted over the past 2-3 months midway through next season when they are 1-11 and still a basket case. We're still getting regular interlopers on the Port Board and due to the protection racket the mods are running on the main board deleting reposts of Norf supporter comments made wishing injury on JHF, such posts proliferate on their board unchecked by any of their own supporters. You have losers like Psicosis posting 73678390 times about how we were going to be trading Butters, Georgiades, 8, F1, F2, F3, F4, all the Diet Coke in SA and the Adelaide Oval scoreboard only to be utterly humiliated when we gave up less than the 8,F1,27 that we thought we would give as we kept some of the picks from the 27 trade and got Rioli on top. Now we hear the same poster claim that actually they did better in the trade because they received **checks notes Wardlaw and F1 just casually ignoring that they traded out pick 1 along with JHF and the offer they received was significantly worse than what they turned down last year for pick 1. At some point David King had whinge #94546546 and complained that the priority assisstance wasn't enough because even he thinks the club's list is a steaming pile of dogshit. All the players at Norf unfriend JHF because and Zurhar takes repeated jibes at him while plugging his bogan merch for bogans called Bull's Cooking, I assume because he is a bull or some s**t, despite having a playing record of 22-1-60 and noone outside of Norf giving a s**t about him.

Amidst all of this dummy spitting, Norf supporters advance faux reasons such as 'people should honor contracts' and it being unseemly for a better side to poach a young high draft pick from a struggling side. These allegations are levelled while actively trying to trade for IN CONTRACT former top 10 pick Hunter Clark, having previously offered big money to several marquee players across the league, and most notably offered pick 37 for 2nd year Ben Jacobs, a OOC first round pick who averaged the same 16.5 disposals in his first year as JHF at the end of 2012 when Port were similarly uncompetitive.

With all the tantrums, dummy spitting, and false bravado you would think the club involved was Richmond or Collingwood. Big clubs with recent success, and expected to be good in the near future. Nope, just Norf, the laughingstock of the competition. The club that needs to sell home games to stay afloat. The club whose supporter base is making jibes like 'lol tarps' while not having a higher average attendance at home games than Port since 2013 and averaging 25 vs 30k at home games since 1997. Clearly North supporters are supremely confident that accused racist and coward punch extraordinaire Alistair Clarkson will take them to the promised land, after all premiership coaches are guaranteed success when they go to struggling clubs as a final payday. Its practically a given - look at Dennis Pagan, Mick Malthouse, Malcolm Blight and Paul Roos, a who's who of coaches who took shitruck clubs to premierships on the back of their own awesomeness."

I wonder if they know that the AFL have veto control over Power as pointed out by Tectonic

 

[Hojuman]

Suggest a thread title change ?

내 볼스포트에서 흥얼거려요.

 

[shinboner magic]

JHF gonna JHF.

Hope that 6 yr deal comes back to bite them
Corn will look like a right dill trying to stand up for the little campaigner

 

[Mav]

Haha it wasn't even on their board. I said on the main board that if they had any decent ITK's, they would be aware that it hasn't taken long for JHF to put off some of his new teammates.

I'm starting to hear stories about his time at South Adelaide that I hadn't heard before. Seems to have a habit of pissing people off.