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In what is still the current minor premier in the Swans sitting at 13-2 deciding to be merciful and travelling to Victoria to answer the challenge of the currently 15th, 5-10 Saints. Guess what though, we do have a slight edge against them! Slight though it may be as you know, obvious gapping occurring, we have, on average 1.2 handballs more than the Swans, and to the surprise of everyone, .2 more stoppage clearances.
Now I hear what you say, what about literally everything else, and I'll say, it's meaningless as we all know how this'll end up;
Q1: Swans get the jump by turning up to play a game and open up a 4 goals lead that we pip back late as "oh wait, we should try now" with 7 minutes remaining.
Q2: Swans extend their lead through being a more complete side.
Q3: As half time happened, the Saints will explode and pip the lead from 9 goals back to 3 having drawn to within a kick only for red time to occur and us to do our usual "oh, you missed a kick, let's have another go champ" kick ins.
Q4: Depending on if Higgins kicked a goal with his first kick, Swans will kick away late and win by 5 capitalising on our HFF failures for a comfortable win.
Form lines
Saints fought bravely, having taken it to Port (7), Brisbane (8) stillpremiershipoddsforsomereasonDees (12) and the Eagles (2nd last).Meanwhile...
Swans struggled v Fremantle (3), and just pipped the Cats (5) and the mid range slummed it v Dog (9), GWS (10) and Crows (14th).
Crystal ball states... outlook cloudy. Kind of a given since winter and there's a small chance of rain to once again have the roof cave in and save the masses of the abomination that will be the game.
Saints by 0 to join the draw crowd and be special with super secret handshakes.