My Left Foote
Premiership Player
- Jan 27, 2020
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Scene: The lush green oval of Arden Street. Players hustle and bustle, honing their skills under the watchful eye of Alastair Clarkson. The camera zooms in on a young man, Jack Mahoney, standing nervously on the sidelinesThe history channel will run docos in 50 years time on how the hell Mahoney got on an AFL list.
Narrator (Sir David Attenborough):
"In the ever-evolving ecosystem of AFL, there exists a moment of profound significance for a select few. A moment when a player is welcomed into the fold, bestowed with the honour of donning the Royal Blue & White stripes of the North Melbourne Football Club. Today, on the hallowed grounds of Arden Street, we witness such a moment."
Jack Mahoney is shown, his eyes wide with anticipation and his hair receding, as he listens intently to Clarko.
Narrator: "Meet Jack Mahoney, whose journey to this point has been fraught with determination and dedication. His lack of skill, his passion and unwavering commitment to being a list clogger has earned him a coveted rookie spot on North Melbourne's AFL list."
The camera captures Mahoney's expression, a mix of excitement and apprehension, as he prepares to take his place among seasoned AFL players with actual skills and fitness.
Narrator: "In the vast tapestry of AFL, Jack Mahoney's story is but a single thread. Yet, it is a story infused with hope and possibility, a testament to the enduring spirit of the human endeavour that anyone, yes anyone, can play AFL"
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