HoraceStrasbork
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- Dec 23, 2023
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Brings back memories hearing you talk about it although mentioning Botox makes it sound more recent I was thinking of the 1980’sIt is a bit uncanny.
I used to see these guys when I went to the gym when I was young, like about 50, probably an orthodontist training their nads off and a stash of every supplement invented by man legal or otherwise in their gym bag beside their viagra supply. They hope to do some impressive feat, like the Hawaiian ironman or climbing Everest or something, so their receptionist would finally be impressed enough to bonk them.
And when they got in the change rooms, it was like the bathroom at Wet on Wellington. All lined up posing in front of the mirror with a camera documenting their sick gains and trying not to look at the competition on either side and wondering if it is time for that botox course.