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[Flog_Toolist]

Accepting I won't be owning Luke Ryan this year.

Is it any easier now?

 

[stevebbb]

Is it any easier now?

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Hopefully keeps scoring 70s for the rest of the year

Reckon he bounces back with a 170 next week

 

[VainGlorious]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

.

I started the season with Ollie Wines @ M5 and always planned to switch him after Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

had his early bye if Wines wasn’t performing. It actually worked out ok as it appeared that Wines had done his hamstring so I pulled the trigger and bought in Tom ****ing Green, who at the time was averaging 140ppg.

Since bringing in this poor excuse for a footballer for $653k, Wines, who was $470k at the time and only missed the one week with his hammy, has outscored this pasty red knob faux premo Clanger-happy shit truck by roughly 10ppg.

As it stands, Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

is now my M9.

$653 ****ing thousand ****ing dollarydoos for a ****ing M9, whilst missing out on actual premos like Zerrett, Butters and Serong.

I’d like to say that I’ll never pick this campaigner again, but I know that’s an out and out lie as I’m currently rocking about 6 players that had previously made my ‘never again’ list.

Even a fat coked out Clarry with one hand is making the cut on-field over you, ya biscuit-eating apple-stealing basement-dwelling imposter.


HIT A ****ING TARGET YA campaigner!

 

[Saints4ever]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about Tom Green.

I started the season with Ollie Wines @ M5 and always planned to switch him after Tom Green had his early bye if Wines wasn’t performing. It actually worked out ok as it appeared that Wines had done his hamstring so I pulled the trigger and bought in Tom ****ing Green, who at the time was averaging 140ppg.

Since bringing in this poor excuse for a footballer for $653k, Wines, who was $470k at the time and only missed the one week with his hammy, has outscored this pasty red knob faux premo Clanger-happy shit truck by roughly 10ppg.

As it stands, Tom Green is now my M9.

$653 ****ing thousand ****ing dollarydoos for a ****ing M9, whilst missing out on actual premos like Zerrett, Butters and Serong.

I’d like to say that I’ll never pick this campaigner again, but I know that’s an out and out lie as I’m currently rocking about 6 players that had previously made my ‘never again’ list.

Even a fat coked out Clarry with one hand is making the cut on-field over you, ya biscuit-eating apple-stealing basement-dwelling imposter.


HIT A ****ING TARGET YA campaigner!

That’s beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye.
Well said.

 

[Dangerwooodlett]

It's been said before but - Should have kept Grundy. I got sucked in to 'upgrading' him to Marshall, thinking I'll be 'more aggressive' this year.

Also, being too stubborn to get Ryan. He can't keep it up, no defender has averaged 130 ever. He may not average 130 but the damage of not having him for this long has already been done.

 

[Pavlovs Cat]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about Tom Green.

I started the season with Ollie Wines @ M5 and always planned to switch him after Tom Green had his early bye if Wines wasn’t performing. It actually worked out ok as it appeared that Wines had done his hamstring so I pulled the trigger and bought in Tom ****ing Green, who at the time was averaging 140ppg.

Since bringing in this poor excuse for a footballer for $653k, Wines, who was $470k at the time and only missed the one week with his hammy, has outscored this pasty red knob faux premo Clanger-happy shit truck by roughly 10ppg.

As it stands, Tom Green is now my M9.

$653 ****ing thousand ****ing dollarydoos for a ****ing M9, whilst missing out on actual premos like Zerrett, Butters and Serong.

I’d like to say that I’ll never pick this campaigner again, but I know that’s an out and out lie as I’m currently rocking about 6 players that had previously made my ‘never again’ list.

Even a fat coked out Clarry with one hand is making the cut on-field over you, ya biscuit-eating apple-stealing basement-dwelling imposter.


HIT A ****ING TARGET YA campaigner!

Absolute pot of a man! Chuggs along doing **** all.

 

[Pavlovs Cat]

It's been said before but - Should have kept Grundy. I got sucked in to 'upgrading' him to Marshall, thinking I'll be 'more aggressive' this year.

Also, being too stubborn to get Ryan. He can't keep it up, no defender has averaged 130 ever. He may not average 130 but the damage of not having him for this long has already been done.

Don't worry I fixed Ryan for you mate.

 

[Judd_Magic]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about Tom Green.

I started the season with Ollie Wines @ M5 and always planned to switch him after Tom Green had his early bye if Wines wasn’t performing. It actually worked out ok as it appeared that Wines had done his hamstring so I pulled the trigger and bought in Tom ****ing Green, who at the time was averaging 140ppg.

Since bringing in this poor excuse for a footballer for $653k, Wines, who was $470k at the time and only missed the one week with his hammy, has outscored this pasty red knob faux premo Clanger-happy shit truck by roughly 10ppg.

As it stands, Tom Green is now my M9.

$653 ****ing thousand ****ing dollarydoos for a ****ing M9, whilst missing out on actual premos like Zerrett, Butters and Serong.

I’d like to say that I’ll never pick this campaigner again, but I know that’s an out and out lie as I’m currently rocking about 6 players that had previously made my ‘never again’ list.

Even a fat coked out Clarry with one hand is making the cut on-field over you, ya biscuit-eating apple-stealing basement-dwelling imposter.


HIT A ****ING TARGET YA campaigner!

 

[Flog_Toolist]

pasty red knob faux premo Clanger-happy shit truck

At least Professor Chaos gave him a slap yesterday for all us long suffering SC holders.

 

[VainGlorious]

At least Professor Chaos gave him a slap yesterday for all us long suffering SC holders.

 

[A Bit Dusty]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about Tom Green.

I started the season with Ollie Wines @ M5 and always planned to switch him after Tom Green had his early bye if Wines wasn’t performing. It actually worked out ok as it appeared that Wines had done his hamstring so I pulled the trigger and bought in Tom ****ing Green, who at the time was averaging 140ppg.

Since bringing in this poor excuse for a footballer for $653k, Wines, who was $470k at the time and only missed the one week with his hammy, has outscored this pasty red knob faux premo Clanger-happy shit truck by roughly 10ppg.

As it stands, Tom Green is now my M9.

$653 ****ing thousand ****ing dollarydoos for a ****ing M9, whilst missing out on actual premos like Zerrett, Butters and Serong.

I’d like to say that I’ll never pick this campaigner again, but I know that’s an out and out lie as I’m currently rocking about 6 players that had previously made my ‘never again’ list.

Even a fat coked out Clarry with one hand is making the cut on-field over you, ya biscuit-eating apple-stealing basement-dwelling imposter.


HIT A ****ING TARGET YA campaigner!

Well I am wearing him and others as a badge of Honour. They might be a bunch of misfits but they are my bunch of misfits.

 

[Dangerwooodlett]

Don't worry I fixed Ryan for you mate.

Haha yeah - I have no doubt now that I'm finally going to bring him in, he will avg 90 for the rest of the year.

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[YeoGabbaGabba]

• Bringing in Tom F**king Green for him to score 5 on debut and look ever since
• Trading Grundy to Marshall (sure it got me 8th for the round in rd6 but that’s about it) to Sweet to English all for Grundy to be R2. Absolute fail at R2 this year and completely unnecessary trading
• Trading Nic Martin out after round 2, then back in and since scoring 122, 83, 100, 97, 80, 92 to go along with his 63 and 93 in the first 2 rounds. So 2 trades and -86.3k for a 91.25 average, without mentioning having to watch him turn the ball over 50 times a game

Tom Stewart would also be on here but turfed him for Errol before the Geelong game - never been more happy to launch a “premo” into the sun

 

[YeoGabbaGabba]

• Bringing in Tom F**king Green for him to score 5 on debut and look ever since
• Trading Grundy to Marshall (sure it got me 8th for the round in rd6 but that’s about it) to Sweet to English all for Grundy to be R2. Absolute fail at R2 this year and completely unnecessary trading
• Trading Nic Martin out after round 2, then back in and since scoring 122, 83, 100, 97, 80, 92 to go along with his 63 and 93 in the first 2 rounds. So 2 trades and -86.3k for a 91.25 average, without mentioning having to watch him turn the ball over 50 times a game

Tom Stewart would also be on here but turfed him for Errol before the Geelong game - never been more happy to launch a “premo” into the sun

 

[VainGlorious]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about Tom Green.

I started the season with Ollie Wines @ M5 and always planned to switch him after Tom Green had his early bye if Wines wasn’t performing. It actually worked out ok as it appeared that Wines had done his hamstring so I pulled the trigger and bought in Tom ****ing Green, who at the time was averaging 140ppg.

Since bringing in this poor excuse for a footballer for $653k, Wines, who was $470k at the time and only missed the one week with his hammy, has outscored this pasty red knob faux premo Clanger-happy shit truck by roughly 10ppg.

As it stands, Tom Green is now my M9.

$653 ****ing thousand ****ing dollarydoos for a ****ing M9, whilst missing out on actual premos like Zerrett, Butters and Serong.

I’d like to say that I’ll never pick this campaigner again, but I know that’s an out and out lie as I’m currently rocking about 6 players that had previously made my ‘never again’ list.

Even a fat coked out Clarry with one hand is making the cut on-field over you, ya biscuit-eating apple-stealing basement-dwelling imposter.


HIT A ****ING TARGET YA campaigner!

Nice melt campaigner.

 

[vic_LION]

My captain choices the last two weeks over the byes have been shocking, Serong VC into Butters C last week, Warner VC into Daicos C week before.

Both cases lost points not taking an under 100 VC score

 

[Cold Sober]

Didn't get home in time to jag Lauchie as C, have to except Heeney.

 

[Cold Sober]

Add to that, Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

, oh what a ****ing day i've had.

 

[A Bit Dusty]

I am shit at Supercoach

 

[Judd_Magic]

Team looks decent on paper now that the byes are over but I don't know how the f@rk I could only manage 18 last week even after doing 3 trades. And the 18 I fielded had Oliver, Jye Clark and Kyran Brown. FFFS!!!

Been watching all the youtube content creators and they have all scored over 2100. Makes me so depressed when I could only score 1810. Lost 42 points though changing captain from Merrett to Ryan but that was just a hail Mary act so not too fussed with that.

What a sh1t show of a week though, so upset.

 

[MrChristo]

Not joining the BF SC Group...

(Not sure how I madman's to miss it )

 

[Ed_Gein]

Also, being too stubborn to get Ryan. He can't keep it up, no defender has averaged 130 ever. He may not average 130 but the damage of not having him for this long has already been done.

I was the same with Heeney... "Once Parker is back Horse will stick Heeney forward again" and I figured his average would drop like a stone.

As it turns out, Heeney was playing far too well to move from the middle and Parker couldn't get back in the side. By the time I'd convinced myself I should bring him in, he was already well over $600k.

I have him now, but like with Ryan, the damage had been done.

 

[blackshadow]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about Tom Green.

I started the season with Ollie Wines @ M5 and always planned to switch him after Tom Green had his early bye if Wines wasn’t performing. It actually worked out ok as it appeared that Wines had done his hamstring so I pulled the trigger and bought in Tom ****ing Green, who at the time was averaging 140ppg.

Since bringing in this poor excuse for a footballer for $653k, Wines, who was $470k at the time and only missed the one week with his hammy, has outscored this pasty red knob faux premo Clanger-happy shit truck by roughly 10ppg.

As it stands, Tom Green is now my M9.

$653 ****ing thousand ****ing dollarydoos for a ****ing M9, whilst missing out on actual premos like Zerrett, Butters and Serong.

I’d like to say that I’ll never pick this campaigner again, but I know that’s an out and out lie as I’m currently rocking about 6 players that had previously made my ‘never again’ list.

Even a fat coked out Clarry with one hand is making the cut on-field over you, ya biscuit-eating apple-stealing basement-dwelling imposter.


HIT A ****ING TARGET YA campaigner!

Now you’ve fired him up please roast these overpriced spuds for me Clarry, Rowell and Jackson.

 

[Cold Sober]

**** Bevo and his mind games, two weeks in a row, drop C on BONT, stuck with Heeney, do the sums.

 

[No eye deer]

Where to begin....
Yesterday was an absolute trainwreck for my side.
Mostly self inflicted.
Started the day well, with Bont VC.

I was at work, so had to go out and do a bit, came back to sneak in the last quarter of the Freo/Swans game. Happy days.
While caught up in the jubilation of the win, I forgot that I had the C on Daicos, only to realise one minute into the Pies game.
Then saw that Richards was sub, who I had on the field. Freijah's 79 stuck on the bench.
To add insult to injury I had Draper with the E score 110, but I couldn't take it, as my loop Dawson played at the same time as Draper.

Had a quick glance at my side thinking the worst was over, only to realise after the GWS game started, that I had completely forgot to trade Greene to Curnow.
Greene actually got his BE, but I expect Curnow to smash his today.

I never forget ant of these things usually, even going as far as setting reminders in my phone etc.

Rank will be completely blown, and I'm actually over all this worrying and planning around subs, late outs etc all f**king weekend.

That along with CDs total changing of the scoring dynamics makes me think that I might give next season a miss.
But who am I kidding, I'll probably be back....

Anyway, long winded rant (winge) over.