Player Watch #24: Tom Powell - signed thru 2026 - finishes 5th in the 2024 SBM.

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Inspiration has nothing to do with your rating.
By your shitmen standards, which doesn’t take into account extraneous circumstances, like injury, illness, past performance or potential - Cunners would qualify.
I would never put him in that category. Or Powell. But by your logic - their stats have them in there.

really Cunners played two games, unfair to judge anyone who misses 20 games through illness/injury
 
Yes, excuses one after the other, I like it. One game as a sub.

I actually will say it again, he was terrible in 2022 I think he will bounce back and have a tremendous season.
Is ahead of Phillips, who I also think will have a great year.
So much to look forward to for us after 3 long years of misery.

I think the average BF fan ( opp supporters) is in for quite a shock, yeah al clarko will make a huge difference, but the average fan is oblivious to the amount of class on our list.


Attended 16% of centre bounces when he played in 2022 (12% under Noble), fair to say he was played out of position.

No midfielder is getting 20 possessions a game attending 1 in 6 centre bounces.
 

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Attended 16% of centre bounces when he played in 2022 (12% under Noble), fair to say he was played out of position.

No midfielder is getting 20 possessions a game attending 1 in 6 centre bounces.
And playing in our barren wasteland that was our forward line wouldn’t of helped
 
OK children, let’s put this argument to bed. You all agree:
1. Tom Powell’s season 2022 was sh!t
2. Tom Powell is not a sh!t footballer

This is really a definitional issue: Does having a bad season make a good footballer a shitmen?

Well…

Does Prince Harry going to a party in a Nazi uniform make him a nazi? No.

Does a Poorta dlelie supporter who receives a pay check become something other than a tarpie? No!

If Jimmy *Turd drinks bergamot tea does that make him something other than a drug cheat? No!!

If Bailey Scott gets 30 possessions and kicks 4 goals does Nostrils call him a footballer? No!!!

Being a shitmen is a permanent state of being. It’s one of God’s cruel jokes, like being left handed, red headed or vegan or Nostrils’ whipping boy. It’s a cruel affliction. It’s permanent. Sure, it’s not fair, but that’s life.

Tom Powell is not a shitmen.
 
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This shitmen stuff is for the tip. It would suck if one of our kids jumped on the forum and started reading all these references to themselves being a shitmen by multiple posters. Fair enough to call out stats and grade their output but you don’t need to call them shitmen. That is s**t man.
100% with you DH. It’s a term that’s become way too prevalent of late and thrown around with complete disregard to the notion of mental health. I mean we even have a thread on this forum set up for those who want to discuss mental health issues.

If you’re struggling with grade 8 English sure enough, refer to them as a shit footballer but there’s something intrinsically pathetic and scummy about this shitmen label. These are kids trying their hardest to make it in a tough industry while living in the spotlight of social media criticism. Last thing they need is to get that kind of crap from their own supporters.
 
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This shitmen stuff is for the tip. It would suck if one of our kids jumped on the forum and started reading all these references to themselves being a shitmen by multiple posters. Fair enough to call out stats and grade their output but you don’t need to call them shitmen. That is s**t man.
‘Utility’ is the politically correct term these days 🙊😛
 
This shitmen stuff is for the tip. It would suck if one of our kids jumped on the forum and started reading all these references to themselves being a shitmen by multiple posters. Fair enough to call out stats and grade their output but you don’t need to call them shitmen. That is s**t man.
Your principles are bang on, but no North player is jumping on here to read what some balding fat campaigner is saying about him. There'd be a very considerable portion of the AFL playing group that wouldn't be aware of this site's existence
 

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Player Watch #24: Tom Powell - signed thru 2026 - finishes 5th in the 2024 SBM.

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