Player Watch #5: Christian Petracca – Norm Smith Medallist, 4x All-Australian and 2x Best and Fairest (re-commits to Melbourne)

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I pumped up the volume in my house after that goal coz Hamish Blake said to. 7 goals in ~ 110 minutes of play, if that isn't worthy of a house party I dont know what is.

Oh mate, my neighbours must have been pretty damn confused with the amount of noise I made in the last quarter. Hamish will send them an apology letter though.

And provide insurance cover I hope.
 

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Whenever he gets the ball.
 
I'm not going to beat up on Trac. I think he has been trying really hard to cover Oliver's absence. He is getting into his positions, winning the ball hard, just bad disposal. But bad disposal is a disease in this side so let's cut him some slack.

Maybe he should cut the club that’s paying him $1m a season some slack and start kicking the flipping footy straight? Just a thought.
 

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Big arse and hips + high ball drop = disaster.

Why isn’t Goodwin, Choco or Greg Stafford doing anything about it? Sh1t coaching.
 
If the coaches/Goody thinks hes the best player in the comp for 2023 the AFL should fold, talent level must be at an all time low if Clangers Petracca is their #1.

(speaks of Goody mindset as a coach and why we are so ****ed, who cares about disposal efficiency hey, Goody gives players votes on possession counts and ridiculous stats like inside 50's and metres gained)
 
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This can’t be correct given he’s kicked 12.19 as of round 15.

Are you saying he’s sprayed another 15 out of bounds? Unlikely.
Out of bounds/no score.

It was the number Fox Footy were running with last night
 
Why does he try to kick the cover off the thing? Every. *******. Time.

Like a hack golfer that thinks the harder you swing the better you hit it. How about a scintilla of balance, timing and rhythm?
Yep his two kicks are 1) Boot the ****en thing and 2) Dinky round the corner 15-20m pass from a standing start that either comes off when he's in amazing form or rolls along the ground the other 80% of the time
 
This can’t be correct given he’s kicked 12.19 as of round 15.

Are you saying he’s sprayed another 15 out of bounds? Unlikely.
There's the stats BaliDemon. 26.1% for the season and dead last in the comp (out of players who have had 30+ shots).

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Highly disappointing player compared to what he earns
Unfortunately he's really only had two seasons over 2020 and 2021 where he has lived up to his talent.
 

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Player Watch #5: Christian Petracca – Norm Smith Medallist, 4x All-Australian and 2x Best and Fairest (re-commits to Melbourne)

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