Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 5 Gather Round - Bombers v Demons Sat April 15th 4:10pm AEST (AO)

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Upset win coming

 

[Great8]

Essendon and the wet is a horrible combination. I’d be shocked if we got within 8 goals

 

[netslave]

Dees by 32 pts.

 

[Shanghaistu]

Just out of interest, how does the ticketing work for this round? does admission to the Essendon game mean you can stay and watch the following game - ie treated like a double-header?

 

[timokane]

dees easy win by 32 points

 

[melbun]

If it is as wet as predicted, then the margin won't be that large.
Scoring doesn't come easy when playing in a swamp.

 

[H2F]

Hey if anyone going to this game could sell me 4 tickets so I can watch the Doggies game afterwards I would really appreciate it.

Please PM me if you could. Happy to pay $100 each for four.

 

[TheUnicorn]

Essendon suck in the wet, too many light frames get bodied out of every contest.

 

[happy_knackers]

Just out of interest, how does the ticketing work for this round? does admission to the Essendon game mean you can stay and watch the following game - ie treated like a double-header?

Yep, double header. Same as tomorrow's game apparently.

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[TheGreatBarryB]

Yep, double header. Same as tomorrow's game apparently.

On SM-G991B using BigFooty.com mobile app

Ah so that’s why all games are sold out. Too bad for supporters of the second game.

Edit: that can’t be right as that’ll mean tomorrow’s Saints Pies game could be filed with Cats and Eagles fans!

 

[My Tilly]

Go Bombers!

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

I asked chatgp what eesendons needs to do to beat Melbourne

Solid Defense: Essendon should focus on having a strong defensive structure to limit Melbourne's scoring opportunities. This could involve setting up a well-organized defense, pressing effectively to win the ball back, and being disciplined in marking and tracking opponents.

1. Efficient Ball Movement: Essendon should aim to move the ball efficiently and quickly, both through handball and kicking, to create scoring chances. This could involve using effective ball skills, making accurate and strategic passes, and exploiting any weaknesses in Melbourne's defense.
2. Strong Midfield Performance: The midfield battle is often crucial in determining the outcome of a match. Essendon's midfielders should aim to win contested possessions, clearances, and provide quality supply to the forwards. This could involve using effective stoppage strategies, such as clearances from ruck contests, and maintaining pressure on Melbourne's midfielders to disrupt their play.
3. Clinical Forward Play: Essendon's forwards should aim to be efficient in front of goal, converting scoring opportunities into goals. This could involve accurate kicking, effective leading patterns, and taking advantage of turnovers or counter-attacks.
4. Teamwork and Communication: Essendon should emphasize teamwork and communication throughout the match. This could involve players supporting and working for each other, communicating effectively on the field, and following the team's game plan.
5. Tactical Flexibility: Essendon should be prepared to adapt their game plan based on the flow of the match and Melbourne's strengths and weaknesses. This could involve making strategic substitutions, changing formations, or adjusting the team's style of play as needed.

Ultimately, the outcome of a football match depends on numerous factors, and there are no guarantees in sports. Essendon would need to perform well in multiple areas, execute their game plan effectively, and capitalize on opportunities to have a chance at beating Melbourne or any other opponent.





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[melbun]

I asked chatgp what eesendons needs to do to beat Melbourne

Solid Defense: Essendon should focus on having a strong defensive structure to limit Melbourne's scoring opportunities. This could involve setting up a well-organized defense, pressing effectively to win the ball back, and being disciplined in marking and tracking opponents.

1. Efficient Ball Movement: Essendon should aim to move the ball efficiently and quickly, both through handball and kicking, to create scoring chances. This could involve using effective ball skills, making accurate and strategic passes, and exploiting any weaknesses in Melbourne's defense.
2. Strong Midfield Performance: The midfield battle is often crucial in determining the outcome of a match. Essendon's midfielders should aim to win contested possessions, clearances, and provide quality supply to the forwards. This could involve using effective stoppage strategies, such as clearances from ruck contests, and maintaining pressure on Melbourne's midfielders to disrupt their play.
3. Clinical Forward Play: Essendon's forwards should aim to be efficient in front of goal, converting scoring opportunities into goals. This could involve accurate kicking, effective leading patterns, and taking advantage of turnovers or counter-attacks.
4. Teamwork and Communication: Essendon should emphasize teamwork and communication throughout the match. This could involve players supporting and working for each other, communicating effectively on the field, and following the team's game plan.
5. Tactical Flexibility: Essendon should be prepared to adapt their game plan based on the flow of the match and Melbourne's strengths and weaknesses. This could involve making strategic substitutions, changing formations, or adjusting the team's style of play as needed.

Ultimately, the outcome of a football match depends on numerous factors, and there are no guarantees in sports. Essendon would need to perform well in multiple areas, execute their game plan effectively, and capitalize on opportunities to have a chance at beating Melbourne or any other opponent.





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Jobe is that you hhcc?

 

[melbun]

Jobe did the programming.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

**** I hate the clash strip it's the worse

 

[Scythe94]

* I hate the clash strip it's the worse

Looks like the sub vest lol

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Looks like the sub vest lol

Terrible

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Put Farto on ball or watch the Essendon midget squad get roflpwned by the Italian Stallion and his dumb pale best mate from Bendigo

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Glad the ump didn't get sucked in by the blatant dive from Fritsch.

 

[NeutralFan]

There's no way this game had max capacity tickets

AFL.com says all games were sold out

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Good start boys

 

[BringFevBack2021]

There's no way this game had max capacity tickets

AFL.com says all games were sold out

They are trying their absolute best to dub Gather Round as a success, when it’s a resounding failure. They asked for any fans who could no longer attend to pass the tickets in or resell them, probably because they knew they hadn’t sold out

 

[ibd77]

There's no way this game had max capacity tickets

AFL.com says all games were sold out

It will be because double header. Bombers, Dee's, Dogs & Power fans have access to this game. Probably a mistake to have Port involved here as the rest of the crowd won't show up until later. Port needed to be a standalone match Friday night. Today's double header should have been a neutral event.

 

[Donakebab]

No Zerk again fuuuuug!

 

[PAFC_FOREVER]

They are trying their absolute best to dub Gather Round as a success, when it’s a resounding failure. They asked for any fans who could no longer attend to pass the tickets in or resell them, probably because they knew they hadn’t sold out

Resounding failure? You mean like Carlton post brown paper bags?