Autopsy AFL 2024 Opening Round 0 - Swans v Demons Thurs March 7th 7:30pm AEDT (SCG)

[Tandy]

Would really enjoy a Oliver and Grundy goal

 

[Jibroni]

Nice to finally have a season with Richmond and Carlton not playing each other.

 

[Elixuh]

So the AFL directive is no player weights to be published, its all very sensitive... but I suppose its okay for Jason Dunstall to take the piss out of Finn Callaghan being overweight as a child? I am sure no overweight little kids watching will care about that as long as we don't know the players weights.

lol

 

[MadMundy]

Here we go again, start of season.

 

[Section226]

Did I just see Rompingwins in the background on the Kayo coverage?

Thought he was off to the land of baguettes, silly hats and escargot.

 

[MadMundy]

Melbourne should really get this done easily.

 

[kaiserchief13]

So moment of silence for the 2 guys murdered by police officer in NSW, but nothing for the mother, father and son murdered by the Taekwondo trainer?

 

[Tadpole]

Nice to finally have a season with Richmond and Carlton not playing each other.

Indeed. It was getting a bit stale as it was.

 

[NeutralFan]

So moment of silence for the 2 guys murdered by police officer in NSW, but nothing for the mother, father and son murdered by the Taekwondo trainer?

One of them worked as an umpire tbf

 

[Mofra]

I still lament not picking up Rampe when he was under our nose at Williamstown. Seeing him live, he just could not be tackled. Too strong

 

[Elixuh]

So moment of silence for the 2 guys murdered by police officer in NSW, but nothing for the mother, father and son murdered by the Taekwondo trainer?

lol wtf - one of them was an afl umpire you doughnut

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Got the game on mute. Good lord, who was that tossing the coin...?

 

[MadMundy]

I will say it's quite amusing that Joel Hamling

29

Joel Hamling

Age

31

Ht

194cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.8

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.0

3star

complained about not getting the right opportunities with us only to not get selected in the squad tonight.

 

[Mofra]

Salem CBA? Very interesting

 

[Red Bull]

Looking forward to the …

 

[Doc1763]

lol wtf - one of them was an afl umpire you doughnut

The news probably didn't make it across the Nullarbor

 

[Woody15]

The Angus Brayshaw

10

Angus Brayshaw

Age

28

Ht

188cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.7

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

8.6

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

4.3

5star

MG

233.5

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

7.7

3star

HB

7.8

4star

M

2.0

2star

T

3.2

4star

MG

233.5

4star

D

11.4

3star

K

8.2

4star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.4

4star

T

5.6

5star

helmet tribute on the way out of the changerooms was ****ing cringe.

 

[Mofra]

Looking forward to the …

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[Drakescoffeecake]

So moment of silence for the 2 guys murdered by police officer in NSW, but nothing for the mother, father and son murdered by the Taekwondo trainer?

One was a goal umpire. Terrible post

 

[NeutralFan]

Thank god, higher SCG camera

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

The Angus Brayshaw helmet tribute on the way out of the changerooms was ******* cringe.

He's not dead lol

 

[Tandy]

I thought schache was delisted... He looks big. Thought he was Tomlinson

 

[MadMundy]

Josh Schache

19

Josh Schache

Age

27

Ht

199cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.3

3star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.5

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

M

1.5

2star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

10.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

0.8

4star

still plays?

 

[Elixuh]

Feels like Schaches brain is lagging about 1 second behind everyone else on the field. So slow to react.

 

[Mofra]

I thought schache was delisted... He looks big. Thought he was Tomlinson

He seems half a step behind the play. Great tank though, so not sure SCG suits him