Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 24 - Dogs v GWS Sun Aug 25th 12:30pm AEST (Mars)

[Colonial]

Better send in Nick Haynes to break it up

Nah, only man to call is TFG.
He returns those receipts.
All leadership.

 

[Doggy]

Nah, only man to call is TFG.
He returns those receipts.
All leadership.

Haynes returns to take the coin toss.

Leadership.

 

[Colonial]

Haynes returns to take the coin toss.

Leadership.

It obviously worked you’re still whinging about it.

 

[Doggy]

It obviously worked you’re still whinging about it.

Not really. It's funny every time.

 

[Colonial]

Not really. It's funny every time.

Keep proving it.

 

[cleveland]

Dogs should win after rebooting Rory Logg

 

[Colonial]

Dogs should win after rebooting Rory Logg
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Wasn’t it your board that changed your name for “more money and reach”?
Blood and boots .
Your club is just as corporate and plastic as ours.

 

[Doggy]

Wasn’t it your board that changed your name for “more money and reach”?
Blood and boots .
Your club is just as corporate and plastic as ours.

GWS with the fake crowd noises at games and supporter packs under every seat.

 

[Colonial]

GWS with the fake crowd noises at games and supporter packs under every seat.

Crowd noises? Nah. Supporter packs? Why not we look after our fans.

I note you didn’t deny what I said though. Come to accept you are as plastic as us?

 

[Dazb86]

Crowd noises? Nah. Supporter packs? Why not we look after our fans.

I note you didn’t deny what I said though. Come to accept you are as plastic as us?

Surely you know by now you aren't really an AFL club until you have a father son on the list.

 

[bloodsbigot]

Why don't I believe this?

Probably because you know the umpires will heavily favour you.

 

[Doggy]

Probably because you know the umpires will heavily favour you.

The dogs are in the bottom 6 for freekicks this year

Sydney is in the top 8

 

[bloodsbigot]

The dogs are in the bottom 6 for freekicks this year

Sydney is in the top 8

Wonder what missed free kicks show.

Don't worry. If the dogs make it, the umps will back you up. It'll be bad for football.

 

[Doggy]

Wonder what missed free kicks show.

Don't worry. If the dogs make it, the umps will back you up. It'll be bad for football.

Love the melt. I'm sure you can go up another octave.

 

[Dazb86]

Wonder what missed free kicks show.

Don't worry. If the dogs make it, the umps will back you up. It'll be bad for football.

Lay off the sodium dude you'll clog your arteries.

 

[manutd/dogs]

For the obsessive Swannies hilariously lingering in this thread, still wracked with PTSD eight years later, I hear psilocybin and MDMA work wonders in helping you on the path to true acceptance of your trauma, so that you may one day slough off this hateful beast that has so impacted your lives. Hugs.





p.s.

 

[TiAn_]

Giants and Swans supporters bleating about being hard done by like the AFL wouldn’t move heaven and earth to achieve its wet dream of having them play off in a GF lol

 

[Jimmy Yamazaki]

Need Freo to win by 26 I think, and Doggies to win so Cats can get 2nd.

Lets go Doggies!

 

[Colonial]

Giants and Swans supporters bleating about being hard done by like the AFL wouldn’t move heaven and earth to achieve its wet dream of having them play off in a GF lol

Nah, they only want us competitive.
They want the VfL fairytales so they can the the media fired up and Melbourne alive.
Media have been bitching and moaning the last two weeks about the lack of Melbourne sides.

 

[TiAn_]

Nah, they only want us competitive.
They want the VfL fairytales so they can the the media fired up and Melbourne alive.
Media have been bitching and moaning the last two weeks about the lack of Melbourne sides.

lol footy in Melbourne is alive no matter what, must be a white belt at vIcBiAs judo dribbling that out

 

[Colonial]

lol footy in Melbourne is alive no matter what, must be a white belt at vIcBiAs judo dribbling that out

Says the individual going on about wet dream all Sydney GFs

 

[TiAn_]

Says the individual going on about wet dream all Sydney GFs

Took about 3 seconds to find a quote of the CEO pulling himself over the prospect of GWS playing another non-VIC side in the GF.

Don’t make me spend another 3 seconds finding one from when he was begging Stephen Coniglio to stay at your club… Still waiting for Adrian Anderson to put the hard word on Bailey Smith…

Literally the AFL’s pet mate, stop whingeing, it’s embarrassing.

 

[Colonial]

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Took about 3 seconds to find a quote of the CEO pulling himself over the prospect of GWS playing another non-VIC side in the GF.

Don’t make me spend another 3 seconds finding one from when he was begging Stephen Coniglio to stay at your club… Still waiting for Adrian Anderson to put the hard word on Bailey Smith…

Literally the AFL’s pet mate, stop whingeing, it’s embarrassing.

The boss talking up multiple stories, including a Vic derby.
Mutts are the most protected club in the league outside the “big 4” gifted a flag.

 

[Optimistic Dog]

So long as corrupt umpires don't influence the result I'll be happy whatever the outcome.

If you wrote this using your own name in a print media you could be sued for libel. Everyone knows they are not corrupt but can make errors. Some favour your team some go against your team. Sydney have an obsession that the umps are always against them truth is they are just bitter with losing so many recent GF's

 

[NetworkNerd]

Expecting a bunch of late outs. No incentive for GWS to win. Hang in 4th spot, stay in Sydney.