Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 5 - Cats v North Sun April 14th 1:00pm (GMHBA)

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

How can Stengle be in that much space after a forward 50 stoppage.

That’s just piss poor from North. They are just terrible at everything.

 

[Engimal v3]

You may be 60 points up, but nobody - and I mean nobody - beats North Melbourne by 70 points!

 

[The Casey Cat]

Not popular, but realistically Tasmania might as well replace Nth Melb rather than have an odd number of teams in the comp.

Can't have a team being this bad for so long.

Distorts the comp when only a few teams play Nth Melb twice in a season.

Hate to sound nasty but I agree. Seems they are always going to struggle and it's just not realistic to continually be that way.

 

[eaglespremiers]

Is that dangerous by Simpkin whilst in the tackle?

 

[The Casey Cat]

Come on North gotta get a first in there.

 

[A Swallow]

How can Stengle be in that much space after a forward 50 stoppage.

That’s just piss poor from North. They are just terrible at everything.

So many times there’s no excuse for Geelong players being so free. North were going inside 50 and Fisher was standing 20m off his opponent on the wing for no reason at all. Ball comes back out and goes to his player, up the Geelong end for a goal. Just sheer laziness and sh*t coaching. Ridiculous.

 

[Elixuh]

Geelong also went with the classic late out of the guy that was never playing. Why bother. Classic Chris Scott

Chris Scott

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48

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182cm

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89kg

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16.6

4star

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11.2

4star

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5.4

4star

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5.1

5star

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1.6

4star

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0.4

3star

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13.2

4star

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10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

move to bamboozle the North coaching staff.

 

[A Swallow]

Geelong also went with the classic late out of the guy that was never playing. Why bother. Classic Chris Scott move to bamboozle the North coaching staff.

You feel it’s this type of sly coach-craft that has just given Geelong the slightest of edges today.

 

[The Casey Cat]

Geelong also went with the classic late out of the guy that was never playing. Why bother. Classic Chris Scott move to bamboozle the North coaching staff.

I don't we do that stuff but if North fell for it they were silly. Every Cats fan who saw that squad knew Neale was coming in for Hawkins.

 

[A Swallow]

Fisher is a genuine liability. Avoids contact, is always 20m off his man, fumbles constantly. He’s not alone today but holy hell he’s no good.

 

[A Swallow]

I don't we do that stuff but if North fell for it they were silly. Every Cats fan who saw that squad knew Neale was coming in for Hawkins.

I’m honestly not sure what North coaching staff would have done either way, no proven key defenders as far as the eye can see anyway.

 

[fnerd]

I guess if the “genius” of Clarkson plus “best kids in the league” (norths own supporters comments)still have northz this diabolically bad surely AFLs only option has to be relocate them to tassie ala Fitzroy/bri merger.

 

[The 747]

Geelong also went with the classic late out of the guy that was never playing. Why bother. Classic Chris Scott move to bamboozle the North coaching staff.

The late change is mandatory at Catland.

 

[projectv]

So is the AFL ok with Geelong resting 4 of their best players for this game

They could have played their reserves, it's North, they're trash.

 

[Oxirane]

Are the goal umpires flags part of the post?

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Fisher is a genuine liability. Avoids contact, is always 20m off his man, fumbles constantly. He’s not alone today but holy hell he’s no good.

Stephens is worse mate

 

[Jobe Watson]

Isn't LDU supposed to be a good player?

 

[Elixuh]

You feel it’s this type of sly coach-craft that has just given Geelong the slightest of edges today.

Scott is like a big 4 consultant who recommends changing the toilet paper to 2 ply to eek out a few percentage points of profit.

 

[Gavin Excell]

North's midfield isn't that much younger than the Cats
They should have at least matched them in that aspect

 

[A Swallow]

Isn't LDU supposed to be a good player?

He is? He is surrounded by sub 30 game players and still performs admirably basically every week. Weird target to pick amongst this lot.

 

[A Swallow]

Stephens is worse mate

Don’t disagree.

 

[Red Bull]

Lovely afternoon in the sun for the happy clappers.
Complete waste of everyone else’s time …

 

[The 747]

Good to see we have done the needful today.

 

[PhilX]

Are the goal umpires flags part of the post?

I believe so, yes.

 

[Outtatym]

Dwayne is the undisputed king of stupid statements