Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 5 - Demons v Lions Thurs April 11th 7:30pm AEST (MCG)

[StillAtLarge]

That is the type of goal we've conceded about 50 times already this season

 

[Fitzey]

danster168 said there's a lot to like with the Dees youngsters.

Chandler's been pretty good.

Not so sure about Howes, McVee, Woewodin, Tholstrup, Van Rooyen or Windsor (one impressive run aside) tonight.

There hasn’t been a good player on the park for Melbourne tonight so you’re kidding yourself if you’re basing youngsters potentials off tonight’s game.

 

[danster168]

that was a droppable missed tackle by Oliver. Will have to answer to that on Monday.

 

[Foucault1989]

But again you seem shocked that Daisy is a lot better. Daisy is a lot better, as I expected him to be.

In your eyes this is somehow me defending Selwood. I'm not. I'm insulting your intelligence.

Why because I'm saying surely Selwood would feel embarrassed sitting next to Daisy? If you were performing a job next to someone who is way better than you in front of a national audience, making you look like a dimwit fool, you wouldn't be embarrassed?

I'm embarrassed for Selwood. I'd give up if I was this bad at something.

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Let's crowdfund Selwood another 1 year contract somewhere just to get him out of the commentary box

 

[krustyman]

demons could use schache

 

[cotter101]

you're not sure about McVee. lol you gotta be joking? He's a jet.

Why would you judge our youngsters in a landslide loss when the whole team has been deplorable including Petracca and Oliver?

Thoughts on Rayner game?

 

[Polly]

Yeah. Needs to put away the don't argue and just do the simple things right.

Ha, right on cue well done Zach.

 

[janty]

“Back to 43”

“It’s becoming harder, BT”

 

[Elixuh]

Why play Clarry if you’re going to roll him off hb Jesus

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

Selwood sucks

 

[Joffaboy]

Wow Salem must be some player for Melbourne to fold like this.

On SM-S908E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Mr Meow]

you're not sure about McVee. lol you gotta be joking? He's a jet.

Why would you judge our youngsters in a landslide loss when the whole team has been deplorable including Petracca and Oliver?

I'm commenting on tonight's performances.

Like basically every side, Melbourne are carried by their few stars and have a mixed bag when it comes to their younger players. If the best few players are slightly off the depth isn't amazing.

 

[kreuze_missile]

Dunkley quietly going about his business and wiping Petracca like a dirty bottom.

Pretty sad that Dunkley has been relegated to a tagger.

Can’t get a kick on his own anymore.

 

[joe444]

The only interest now is whether Harrison Petty

35

Harrison Petty

Age

25

Ht

197cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.5

2star

K

5.7

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

120.7

2star

No current season stats available

D

9.8

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

MG

127.6

3star

can play an entire game of modern footy with zero touches.

84% game time: 0 kicks, 0 marks, 0 handballs

 

[Randomizor]

“Back to 43”

“It’s becoming harder, BT”

Time to head to the airport?

 

[nahnah]

Dunkley quietly going about his business and wiping Petracca like a dirty bottom.

Lever has done the same to the patch of grass he is minding

 

[danster168]

Thoughts on Rayner game?

He's played well. Like he does once or twice a year. But a bit of a downhill skiing performance.

 

[SSSSSS]

Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

will have hamstring awareness by about 2am tonight.

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

The Melbourne boys don't have a single hair out of place..

Fritsch has the worst hair cut in the league. Ben keays is a close second.

 

[mick500]

Fagan has destroyed Goodwin tonight. Doesn't seem like there's been any meaningful tactical changes from Goodwin at all.

 

[Disguised Bread]

Pretty sad that Dunkley has been relegated to a tagger.

Can’t get a kick on his own anymore.

Seems to be working out for them.

Does it matter if you beat a hot side on their home deck? I doubt he's doing it every week, but it's a nice asset to have. Petracca has absolutely cut teams up this year...

 

[The 747]

Clayton Oliver will have hamstring awareness by about 2am tonight.

I'm feeling some hamstring awareness as well, with the weekend coming up.

 

[iBeng]

Wait Schache is still on Melbs list?

 

[Hollow Knight]

He's played well. Like he does once or twice a year. But a bit of a downhill skiing performance.

Haha. Was smashing the clearances and goal assists from the outset.

Cringe af Danster.