Australia vs India @ SCG - Jan 6-10 - Day 3

[estibador]

Ellyse Perry...finally discovered the name of the cute female cricketer in the combank ads.

 

[Confuscius]

Wtf is a Julio? Can these campaigners shut the **** up about it and commentate the ****ing cricket?

 

[rdhopkins2]

Anyone want to make a BF cricket board version?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Surprisingly amused even though they're not talking cricket.

 

[Yidaki]

Wtf is a Julio? Can these campaigners shut the **** up about it and commentate the ******* cricket?

Exactly!

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Ellyse Perry...finally discovered the name of the cute female cricketer in the combank ads.

How didn't you know that! Everyone knows/loves Ellyse.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

This is the most banal commentary anyone could ever imagine.

PS. Warne literally hates John Buchanan. With a passion.

 

[magic_johnson!]

I missed that, was it specifically about sydney?

It's an interesting theory considering afl is played at every ground there's been a test at this series...

Specifically Sydney, concluded that a specific midpitch rough was due to that being the spot where the ball is bounced...

 

[Carbine Chaos]

What a dull morning of cricket. Winning plenty of new fans over, this deck...

 

[estibador]

Wtf is a Julio? Can these campaigners shut the **** up about it and commentate the ******* cricket?

In the old Steve Waugh diaries he used to talk about how they divided the Aussie players into two camps - the Julios who were concerned with their appearance and wardrobe, and the nerds who didn't give a ****.

The Waughs and Tubby were nerds, while I think he said Brendan Julian was the king of the Julios. Blewett was a big Julio too - apparently he used get a haircut every single week while on tour.

 

[carnthemlions]

Sounds like a Brayshawism.

Nope, it's a Healyism.

 

[The_Reaper]

In the old Steve Waugh diaries he used to talk about how they divided the Aussie players into two camps - the Julios who were concerned with their appearance and wardrobe, and the nerds who didn't give a ****.

The Waughs and Tubby were nerds, while I think he said Brendan Julian was the king of the Julios. Blewett was a big Julio too - apparently he used get a haircut every single week while on tour.

They'd all be julios now

 

[rdhopkins2]

Wtf is a Julio? Can these campaigners shut the **** up about it and commentate the ******* cricket?

The metro jocks of Aussie cricket

 

[Borisdog]

Loved Warney as a cricketer but he is the first commentator that has regularly had me screaming "Shut the **** up" at the Telly

 

[estibador]

How didn't you know that! Everyone knows/loves Ellyse.

Then why did none of you campaigners answer me when I first asked who she was way back in the 1st Test thread? Screw you guys.

 

[FullyBigKPro]

The Haze looking sharp

 

[The_Reaper]

Loved Warney as a cricketer but he is the first commentator that has regularly had me screaming "Shut the **** up" at the Telly

wait- slats and heals* never did this?

*to be fair to Heals he is genuine value when talking about keeping

 

[Slax]

Ellyse Perry...finally discovered the name of the cute female cricketer in the combank ads.

Sorry but that shouldn't of taken much effort, anyone who is even vaguely familiar with Australian women's team would guess that Ellyse Perry would be the marketing face of the team.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Then why did none of you campaigners answer me when I first asked who she was way back in the 1st Test thread? Screw you guys.

We don't like to share......

 

[carnthemlions]

The bowlers have kept the pressure on really well so far this morning, but on this pitch it looks like you just have to hope that the batsmen lose patience or get a ball that keeps low.

 

[estibador]

Sorry but that shouldn't of taken much effort, anyone who is even vaguely familiar with Australian women's team would guess that Ellyse Perry would be the marketing face of the team.

Well that rules me out.

Women play cricket now? What's next, we're going to let them vote?

 

[Yidaki]

In the old Steve Waugh diaries he used to talk about how they divided the Aussie players into two camps - the Julios who were concerned with their appearance and wardrobe, and the nerds who didn't give a ****.

The Waughs and Tubby were nerds, while I think he said Brendan Julian was the king of the Julios. Blewett was a big Julio too - apparently he used get a haircut every single week while on tour.

Who really gives a f? I want to hear about cricket.

 

[peternorth]

Clarkey sounds about 13 in the comm box... lol

one may think that a good voice for commentary is a key factory, unless you have something else to bring to the table of course. for me, clarke in the commentary box is a no.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Specifically Sydney, concluded that a specific midpitch rough was due to that being the spot where the ball is bounced...

Sounds likely.

 

[outabounds]

I love cricket but this is bloody boring