/facetiousnessDon't be a fool. He clearly found white pants with a zip on them for that exact reason and it was the second time he was sanctioned about it.
What of the distinction between the du Plessis case (where the captain did not admit to assembled media a conspiracy with the vice-captain and du Plessis to tamper with the ball and the relatively light sanction was imposed by the ICC) and the present case (where the captain admitted to assembled media a conspiracy with the vice-captain and Bancroft to tamper with the ball and the relatively heavy sanction was imposed by the offending nation's cricket board)?