Off-topic Bay 13 Survivor: Cockburn (2016). We have a winner! (links in OP)

[Allikat]

It was going to be this, but I'm a classy chick (credit to Chappy for the awesome photoshop effort)

 

[JoseMourinho]

This one will be tough. I reckon Chopsticks will eke it out on the back of Benwah and Dapper again.

 

[BoringRoss]

Benwah's Meta Power Rankings - RANKING THE RANKINGS!

1. Hazard - The use of actual data + a color coding system appeals to me. Top work.

2. Boydshow - A clear, logical and reasoned list. We'd expect nothing less from our resident Mensa member. Savant-garde!

3. Jose - Pretty much this:

Sorry valued West Australian potential Fremantle member but you forgot Ross Lyons ranking system for the Bay 13 survivor.

Please fix this mishap asap.

 

[Starburns_]

Alright, #impunity time. A solid round with a few standout entries from Benwah (exploiting somewhat of a loophole), K4E, and Stronzo. But in a tribal challenge it's all about the team as a whole, and based on their consistently better entries overall, Chopsticks Tribe are our winners!

Tribe Cotchin, you will be returning to Tribal Council where one of you will be voted out. You may only vote for a member of your own tribe, and you will vote by sending me a PM with the name of the flog you want gawn, before 10pm tomorrow AEDT (though I will be at the cricket so don't tag me at 10:15 Boydogs ). You cannot change your vote either.

Finally, any flog in possession of the hidden immunity idol and wishing to play it must say so when they vote.

Duritz Dinsdale JoseMourinho Kangaroos4eva Stronzo Red mist TootToot!

 

[A Cut Above]

Bosk's Survivor Power Rankings - Bay13 Flogtastic Edition



Tribe Chopsticks
Chappyuk - Congrats on the Zac Dawson Participation Ribbon for taking the piss outta Jose & the Crazy Vossy Badge of Excellence for mentioning Duritz
hazard - Wins the Glenn Archer "fighting outside his weight division" award that carries with it the 'just an honest battler' stigma
Allikat - Official Wayne Carey Ambassador of the Round for backstabbing your fellow Freo flog fairly funnily
boydshow - Earns the Jason Akermanis "Keep Your Mouth Shut You Twat" Stamp of Disapproval for blaming his tribe's chronic ineptness on Bosk
DapperJong - Excessively proud winner of the James Hird Self-Obsession Award For Outstanding Service to James Hird
Benwah - Oogac-certified GIF that wins the Travis Cloke Scattergun Trophy for attacking multiple targets, award revoked for actually hitting them


Tribe Cotchin
Duritz - Jake "The Complete Package" Stringer award winner, for combining bad Photoshop, lame humor & a predictable target
Red mist - Well done on earning the Tom Hawkins Running & Chasing award for putting in no discernible effort whatsoever
Kangaroos4eva - Recipient of the Norf Rubber Chook Misogyny award, presented by Colin Sylvia
TootToot! - You've been named Spiritual Successor to Kyle Reimers for having the guts to point out the obvious
JoseMourinho - For ripping off someone else's meme you win the AFL Media Originality Award for Labeling Every Aboriginal Player The Next Rioli
Stronzo - For taking the piss outta Tom Boyd you've been given the Matt Taberner Prize, your club being the only one that'd pay Boyd even more
Dinsdale - Shamelessly gifted the Peter Gordon Hypocrisy award for badmouthing power rankings. Power rankings are awesome when they're done right.

 

[Allikat]

Bosk's Survivor Power Rankings - Bay13 Flogtastic Edition



Tribe Chopsticks
Chappyuk - Congrats on the Zac Dawson Participation Ribbon for taking the piss outta Jose & the Crazy Vossy Badge of Excellence for mentioning Duritz
hazard - Wins the Glenn Archer "fighting outside his weight division" award that carries with it the 'just an honest battler' stigma
Allikat - Official Wayne Carey Ambassador of the Round for backstabbing your fellow Freo flog fairly funnily
boydshow - Earns the Jason Akermanis "Keep Your Mouth Shut You Twat" Stamp of Disapproval for blaming his tribe's chronic ineptness on Bosk
DapperJong - Excessively proud winner of the James Hird Self-Obsession Award For Outstanding Service to James Hird
Benwah - Oogac-certified GIF that wins the Travis Cloke Scattergun Trophy for attacking multiple targets, award revoked for actually hitting them


Tribe Cotchin
Duritz - Jake "The Complete Package" Stringer award winner, for combining bad Photoshop, lame humor & a predictable target
Red mist - Well done on earning the Tom Hawkins Running & Chasing award for putting in no discernible effort whatsoever
Kangaroos4eva - Recipient of the Norf Rubber Chook Misogyny award, presented by Colin Sylvia
TootToot! - You've been named Spiritual Successor to Kyle Reimers for having the guts to point out the obvious
JoseMourinho - For ripping off someone else's meme you win the AFL Media Originality Award for Labeling Every Aboriginal Player The Next Rioli
Stronzo - For taking the piss outta Tom Boyd you've been given the Matt Taberner Prize, your club being the only one that'd pay Boyd even more
Dinsdale - Shamelessly gifted the Peter Gordon Hypocrisy award for badmouthing power rankings. Power rankings are awesome when they're done right.

I like your power rankings

 

[hazard]

Looks like Tribe Cotchin is going to have to get used to living...

 

[JoseMourinho]

Hazard hiding behind benwah and dapperjong while slinging shit.

 

[Benwah83]

Sorry valued West Australian potential Fremantle member but you forgot Ross Lyons ranking system for the Bay 13 survivor.

Please fix this mishap asap.

Apologies Ross. Not sure how I overlooked your rankings. Anyhoo....

Benwah's Meta Power Rankings - RANKING THE RANKINGS! *REVISED EDITION*

1. Bosk - You get a cuckoo clock! And you get a cuckoo clock!

2. Hazard - The use of actual data + a color coding system appeals to me. Top work.

3. Boydshow - A clear, logical and reasoned list. We'd expect nothing less from our resident Mensa member. Savant-garde!

4. BoringRoss - Your rankings were boring and reminiscent of your gameplan, however they were accurate and succinct. Does that make sense?

5. Jose - Pretty much this:

 

[Stronzo]

credit to Chappy

Clearly not the work of allikat.

Questions must be raised.

 

[Morganashlee]

I'm a Chappyuk elias

 

[ChappyUK]

Clearly not the work of allikat.

Questions must be raised.

That wasn't the official entry.

 

[Allikat]

Clearly not the work of allikat.

Questions must be raised.

My actual entry was all my own amazing work

 

[Stronzo]

Some scrambling here from tribe chopstix.

 

[JoseMourinho]

I think we have the darkest day of Bay 13 Survivor here.....

 

[bontshow]

Clearly not the work of allikat.

Questions must be raised.

I've been writing Benwah83's for him. Didn't know that was against the rules

 

[Haduken]

Yeah yeah I've been eliminated but this was fun to do

 

[Benwah83]

I've been proofreading Benwah83's for him. Didn't know that was against the rules

 

[JoseMourinho]

5 tribe members of tribe chopsticks have been suspended for cheating in the recent challenges

From the govt of the cockburn island

 

[Duritz]

Whatever it takes.

 

[Stronzo]

Starburns still conferring with the producers. It must be a close one.

 

[ChappyUK]

Starburns still conferring with the producers. It must be a close one.

Split tribe.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Split tribe.

Don't blame me, l voted for Kodos.

 

[DapperJong]

Having worked on actual reality TV shows, let me say, the votes don't count and the producers just do what they wanna do.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Having worked on actual reality TV shows, let me say, the votes don't count and the dictator just do what they wanna do.

Maybe in norf Korea.