Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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Continued in Part 2:

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[Prince27]

Haha absolute gold. Epitome of cashed up bogans that family. I assume Dylan is aware?

They genuinely believe they are more famous than Michael Hutchence and prance around social events like they are! You should see the strut on the mother....wow

I'm pretty certain Chris Gayle tried to shag her haha

 

[Spud Patrol]

Rumour spreading like wildfire today that Jack Steven is on mental leave from St Kilda after he was cooked one night and consensually agreed and let Jack Sinclair bang him in the butt.

Possibly my favorite rumour heard in some time.

 

[Percy2257]

A certain son of an ex collingwood player who was also on an AFL and VFL list and enjoys pranking his ex AFL playing father and recording it is actually not the father of his baby who is shortly due to be born.....the father is infact a North Heidelberg recruit who also happened to be on an AFL list

Mumma of this family had made said recruit legally sign a "keep quiet" contract as this getting out may affect there chance of more likes on the gram and invites to D Grade Events

Can a person proficient in written English translate this post please

 

[Percy2257]

Haha absolute gold. Epitome of cashed up bogans that family. I assume Dylan is aware?

Dylan who?

 

[Mickeys120]

Dylan who?

Orval

 

[Private Hudson]

Who the **** is Dylan Orval ?

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

Who the **** is Dylan Orval ?

Not the father.

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Lol cmon say the dad's name.

Shane Biggs

 

[Percy2257]

Shane Biggs

How do you know Biggs is the father?

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

I heard meatloaf inhaled a plate full of wasps

Well, he said he’d do anything for love...

 

[Drabhand]

Rumour spreading like wildfire today that Jack Steven is on mental leave from St Kilda after he was cooked one night and consensually agreed and let Jack Sinclair bang him in the butt.

Possibly my favorite rumour heard in some time.

Heard that too, spreading via an audio track on various social media. Darcy Moore mentioned too. Funny, but highly unlikely.

 

[StillAtLarge]

Well, he said he’d do anything for larvae...

efa

 

[PP34]

Not on instagram but I work with a girl who's brother knew Petracca growing up. He went to school/played footy Ben Simmons and Petraccca has posted a few times on social media alluding to how good mates they are. Apparently during school Simmons was quite introverted/not very popular and Petracca used to bully him. They aren't friends at all. It's only since Simmons became big that he is acting like they are great mates

They've known each other since they were 11/12 via basketball and then via school but yeah they were never great mates or anything like that.

Petracca used to unfollow and follow him on Instagram in the hope Simmons would follow him back. Since both have become bigger names they have hung out with each other more so there has to be some sort of friendship.

 

[BEaston]

Both sound like losers.

 

[freddy mercury]

A certain son of an ex collingwood player who was also on an AFL and VFL list and enjoys pranking his ex AFL playing father and recording it is actually not the father of his baby who is shortly due to be born.....the father is infact a North Heidelberg recruit who also happened to be on an AFL list

Mumma of this family had made said recruit legally sign a "keep quiet" contract as this getting out may affect there chance of more likes on the gram and invites to D Grade Events

The whole family are **** heads. About as funny as a box of dead kittens.

 

[Caesarr]

Rumour spreading like wildfire today that Jack Steven is on mental leave from St Kilda after he was cooked one night and consensually agreed and let Jack Sinclair bang him in the butt.

Possibly my favorite rumour heard in some time.

 

[OffTheBit]

Confirms himself as heterosexual in his hashtags. Move on

 

[Pragmatic Shill]

Heard that too, spreading via an audio track on various social media. Darcy Moore mentioned too. Funny, but highly unlikely.

I was under the impression Moore and Sinclair broke up.

 

[Mofra]

An ex colleagues daughter used to work at one of a few pubs owned by Billy Brownless.

Sometimes Billy would visit the pub and make sure things were running smoothly.

All well and good, except at times he would be absolutely plastered on arrival and barely stumble through the door.

He'd also visit sober and get munted at his own pub, then struggle to stay in his seat without falling off it nor walk out on his own by the end.

Bit of hesitancy on some of the younger and/or starstruck employees parts to refuse service to him, being Bill, plus the owner and all.

Also has a penchant for some odd, misplaced Triple M grade banter during serious business meetings with suits.

Ripping bloke when sober though, the larrikin on TV, what you see is what you get.

Met/worked with Billy, can confirm he's exactly the way he acts in his media gigs.
Brayshaw on the other hand...

 

[Senor Ed]

The whole family are **** heads. About as funny as a box of dead kittens.

Who is it lol

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

Gibbs dropped again. Jungle drums beating.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Gibbs dropped again. Jungle drums beating.

Why does being dropped have to do with his gambling issue.

 

[demondavey]

An ex-player told me Glen Archer smoked cigarettes throughout his whole career.

Mate I saw him smoking them when he was playing at morrabbin one day against the Saints!

 

[demondavey]

Heard from a bloke who is in the know and gets most of this stuff right that Lake’s then wife was responsible for the theft of $600,000 from the club.

Turned out it was the finance officer (which makes a lot more sense).

Lake stole about $900,000 from the club in a sense one year I guess.

How?

 

[TedDougChris]

How?

Turning up unfit and refused to play unless he got to pick where....