Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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Continued in Part 2:

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[Dagwood Merkin]

If they've been convicted...just name them. jfc.

George Pell...

 

[Nebular]

Former Richmond star was a well known and now convicted paedo.

Lol. "Star". Played games in the reserves. Hardly a star.

 

[Del191229]

Campbell from the Bombers was all set for the AFL gig until they did some extra background checking and decided what they found in terms of ticking timebombs was way too risky.

 

[jwikked]

Campbell from the Bombers was all set for the AFL gig until they did some extra background checking and decided what they found in terms of ticking timebombs was way too risky.

I thought ticking timebombs were a prerequisite to an executive role at the AFL? Gils snake is bound to escape any moment now.

 

[Del191229]

I thought ticking timebombs were a prerequisite to an executive role at the AFL? Gils snake is bound to escape any moment now.

Very much snake escaping cage with Campbell.

 

[Rusty Buckets]

Campbell from the Bombers was all set for the AFL gig until they did some extra background checking and decided what they found in terms of ticking timebombs was way too risky.

Does it relate to talcum powder?

 

[Beerfish]

Does it relate to talcum powder?

I think it relates more to the wild fantasies of certain North posters.

 

[Rusty Buckets]

I think it relates more to the wild fantasies of certain North posters.

Or possibly the cheque Little wrote out on his behalf to pay off the young lass after some Xmas party shenanigans ...

 

[Beerfish]

Or possibly the cheque Little wrote out on his behalf to pay off the young lass after some Xmas party shenanigans ...

I guess you can add yourself to that list

 

[Rusty Buckets]

I guess you can add yourself to that list

Posting your response twice doesn't make it any more relevant son. By the way, are you old enough to have witnessed your mob win a final?

 

[Beerfish]

Posting your response twice doesn't make it any more relevant son. By the way, are you old enough to have witnessed your mob win a final?

 

[Mikevk123]

Confirmed Crippa loves double blacks.

 

[GoldStandard]

Did you hear the one about Mike Sheahan, a hooker, a hiking trip and a 50 million dollar divorce settlement?

 

[Gough]

Did you hear the one about Mike Sheahan, a hooker, a hiking trip and a 50 million dollar divorce settlement?

If you can hum it, I can sing it.

 

[GoldStandard]

If you can hum it, I can sing it.

There's a reason certain media identities refer to him as "Open Trouser" let's just put it that way.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

There's a reason certain media identities refer to him as "Open Trouser" let's just put it that way.

Another reason some gals/guys refer to him as "centimetre perfect".

 

[Rusty Buckets]

Another reason some gals/guys refer to him as "centimetre perfect".

His daughter sure knows how to pick them.

 

[GoldStandard]

His daughter sure knows how to pick them.

The Sheahan family have had their share of adventures, for sure. My memory's a bit hazy but here's how I recall the story's unfolding. During the Christmas holidays one fateful year, Mike decided it was time to "go bush", since his family were mostly urban dwellers due to the newspaper he ran at the time. So Mike took his wife and two children on a camping trip to the Grampians to soak in the sun and enjoy all that nature had to offer. However, one particular night of camping, nature wasn't being too kind to old Mikey. So he decided to scroll through his phone contacts with a feverish excitement (mobile phones being the new technology at the time) and picked out an old acquaintance known as Rosie. Well long story short, Rosie arrived, knees covered in dirt and Mike and her completed the transaction on top of one of the deck chairs about a furlong away from the camping site (a furlong being a unit of distance at the time). At some point during the completion of said transaction, Mike's wife awoke from inside the family's tent and noticed her husband missing (probably just out taking a piss). That was until about 30 minutes later, she spotted a high-heel clad woman descending the mountain with a rolled up Herald Sun sticking out of her back pocket. Next thing you know Mike is laying off employees and selling company assets so he can keep his head above water. It probably explains the drop off in quality the last decade. Mike's doing fine now, he has a show on Fox Footy called Open Mike.

 

[abakus]

anyone got any insights into Tony "two-phones" Sheahan? Allegedly a "journalist" but he doesn't seem to do anything aside from scraping the bottom of the barrel on social media

 

[Del191229]

I think it relates more to the wild fantasies of certain North posters.

Its actually an Essendon person who put me onto it first.

The exact phrase he used was "sex pest".

 

[Del191229]

Or possibly the cheque Little wrote out on his behalf to pay off the young lass after some Xmas party shenanigans ...

Hotel rooms in New York have been mentioned too.

 

[MotleyLemon]

anyone got any insights into Tony "two-phones" Sheahan? Allegedly a "journalist" but he doesn't seem to do anything aside from scraping the bottom of the barrel on social media

Hearing he's the Trade Whisperer.

 

[GreyCrow]

Hearing he's the Trade Whisperer.

Nooo way man, would not have picked it

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Sheahan isn’t the trade whisperer.

 

[Registered User]

The Sheahan family have had their share of adventures, for sure. My memory's a bit hazy but here's how I recall the story's unfolding. During the Christmas holidays one fateful year, Mike decided it was time to "go bush", since his family were mostly urban dwellers due to the newspaper he ran at the time. So Mike took his wife and two children on a camping trip to the Grampians to soak in the sun and enjoy all that nature had to offer. However, one particular night of camping, nature wasn't being too kind to old Mikey. So he decided to scroll through his phone contacts with a feverish excitement (mobile phones being the new technology at the time) and picked out an old acquaintance known as Rosie. Well long story short, Rosie arrived, knees covered in dirt and Mike and her completed the transaction on top of one of the deck chairs about a furlong away from the camping site (a furlong being a unit of distance at the time). At some point during the completion of said transaction, Mike's wife awoke from inside the family's tent and noticed her husband missing (probably just out taking a piss). That was until about 30 minutes later, she spotted a high-heel clad woman descending the mountain with a rolled up Herald Sun sticking out of her back pocket. Next thing you know Mike is laying off employees and selling company assets so he can keep his head above water. It probably explains the drop off in quality the last decade. Mike's doing fine now, he has a show on Fox Footy called Open Mike.

Awesome. You've renewed my faith. I might tweet it to Sam. Even though he'd obviously know the story, he might be amused to see it on line.