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Oh I know a bit. Like how you've won only 2 flags in 50 years...
You had a 50 year stretch with two flags too, that's also history. Always with the painfully worded little outbursts. Have you ever said something spontaneous in your life?
I'm a member. It's my club too. Maybe you should sign up, tightarse.
I'm a season ticket holder at Collingwood for over two decades, why would I buy a Hawthorn membership?
Yeah 15 is so far in front of 13. We will never get there...
Well not if spend decades bumping along the bottom again.
When you're reduced to mum jokes, you've already lost.
When you're reduced to asking strangers on the internet for blowjobs you've already lost.
Oh dear... "Socialism" and "Rules changes"...
Zones. You won one flag before there were zones (and that through anti-football). Zones were such a good idea they were abolished.
You realise Hawthorn's unsportsmanlike behaviour in two grand finals led to rules changes? The ugly maul perpetrated by Kennedy's commandoes led to the centre diamond (yep, Hawthorn brought a little bit of netball to Aussie Rules, thanks for that), and the 2008 "own point" disgrace led to another rule change. Congratulations, you've passed Footscray in the "win at the cost of honour" stakes.
But of course you knew that.
You've lost the plot, son. See back when Collingwood was relevant, they didn't really have rules. That's why you kept winning. You bought premierships.
Stop parading your ignorance, you really are a new arrival in the league aren't you?
We paid our players a fixed rate below the average (in the 1927-1930 side it was 3 quid a match, less than most VFA sides let alone VFL). Men wanted to play for Collingwood because it was a great club despite the money. Occasionally blokes left for coin, like Minogue or Todd or Fothergill, but they often came back. We famously beat South's foreign legion twice, a team cobbled together with coin.
But you knew that.
Now if you're talking about bought premierships, you should ask Platten, Buckenara, Dunstall, Judge, Pritchard, Hudson, Eade, et. To be fair the Carlton side at that time was even more mercenary, but you made up for it with some brilliant zone players. Yep, the great 1983-1991 team was built on money and VFL assistance.
But you knew that too.
To win an salary cap era flag is just so much harder. I guess that's why you've only got the two...
The salary cap was brought in because North and later Hawthorn and Carlton made the VFL entirely about money and two clubs ended up going to the wall. Thanks again, can you just not shit in the pool anymore?
When it was just about football, when men could play anywhere they wanted, and teams won or lost on their merits, we were the best. Many of the rules changes (when they weren't trying to de-uglify something Hawthorn had done) were to give crap clubs like Hawthorn a helping hand. You're the "difficult children" of the Big League, hopeless without help, making messes, and so entitled about what you have been given.
But you knew that too.
You've got a great coach and a very good side at the moment, but it doesn't explain why so many of your supporters are such ignorant campaigners.
"It will surprise no-one if we..." wtf is this shit? Make a real boast. "We won more flags than you". Can you say that?Uh, I'm pretty sure Hawthorn can dream of winning another 2 flags. It will surprise absolutely noone if we win them both before Collingwood wins another.
Your club's been around since 1896. We won our first flag in 1961, so Collingwood had a 65 year headstart on us for just a pitiful 2 extra flags. Considering we've averaged one flag every 4.1 years since 1961, statistically we'll go past you in another 12.3 years - if not sooner since the rate at which we are winning flags is speeding up, not slowing down.
WTF more stats? And you botched them like a newb.
You were founded in 1914, we had a 12 year head start, or 18 if we count from VFL entry. Subtract 12 or 18 years from Collingwood's flag tally and we still have more flags than you (including VFA or not).
Seriously I am embarrassed for you. If you'd like help putting together a coherent post PM me and I will be happy to assist.
Now STFU & GAGF minnow.
Minnow, not word anyone uses about Collingwood. Its suits a club that went 32 years without a finals appearance. We have a flag drought of 32 years and its huge news. You had a finals drought that long.
Hawthorn has done well to stop embarrassing themselves. the pity of their recent hard earned success is these newbie supporter who feel like they own the joint.
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