Bluemour Melting Pot XXXI - Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot! 🔥 🔥 🔥

[AndyLucimitis]

It all makes sense, really. The Pittonet re-signing was the key piece. Trace it back, and trading Pittojet was really the beginning of the end for Clarko at the Hawks.

I think this was similar to Ron Barassi clearing Brent Crosswell to Melbourne knowing he was going there to coach.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Something seriously wrong with those people and they aren't true carlton supporters -- as a carlton supporter I have become conditioned to losses

I was just pleased I put on a fake voice so she didn’t know it was me.

 

[I bleed Blue]

Great ferrisb now there is going to be 80 pages in the next two hours.

When you can't catch up just know this is your own doing!

 

[WalshYouLegend]

Don't Stress i think we need another stupid cryptic clue to occupy our mind for a few hours.
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WTF??? I Will see myself out before someone shoots me!!!

Dammit, now I feel like bacon and eggs!

 

[Blue and Blue]

I know a fake rumour when I see one ferrisb says he has a friend..we aint buying that.....................

 

[Stiffler's Dad]

Somewhat of a miscommunication.

Not getting Cook.

We're getting Chef.


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The Swedish Chef.

At least he gives instructions!

 

[Blue__Balls]

Apologies for my emotional and overreacted posts this morning. Just an emotional die hard blues fan whose hurting right now like a lot of other Carlton fans whose had a few bad days and is craving some much needed good news

You're all good mate, we all have the odd day like that. Especially easy to get excited at all the rumours in the offseason, but the thread and the ITK's don't exist solely to provide you with half-hourly updates to froth over. Just keep in mind that this community is just that - and it's at its best when posters are giving as much as they're taking. You're not being run out of town, just given a well-intentioned clip to rein in that rampant enthusiasm.

 

[RedFury]

So ferrisb has posted a rumour and someone else has whisked it off to the "no discussion" thread for the free likes.

Did I wake in a parallel universe today or something?

 

[Funk]

Miss 7yo had to create a football picture/scene for school.

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I may have given some 'artistic direction' for some of the finer details...

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My only conclusion was Carlton players are wearing lipstick in 2022........

 

[DarkAsLastNight]

I was hanging out with my beautiful grandson this afternoon and he asked 'Pa, why are you so sad?'

I said, 'because I'm worried that I'm following the most shit football club in the AFL.'

He said, 'Pa. Don't swear please, but let me talk some sense into the club'

He jumped on his bike and rode to Vic Park

 

[carlton_99]

Mabior Chol

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Mabior Chol

Age

27

Ht

200cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.5

2star

K

5.3

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.7

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.3

3star

G

0.7

4star

D

9.2

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

is set to join the Gold Coast Suns via free agency on a three-year deal, per FOX Footy's Tom Morris. Great pick up by the Suns if it eventuates - didn't even know he was a FA.

 

[Funk]

Miss 10yo snuck up on me recently to scare me and screamed out 'BOOH!'

Which she naturally followed with "Essendon and Collingwood'.

She scared the sh*te out of me, but it was worth it for the footy insult.

I’m nominating her for “Young Australian of the Year”........

 

[BlueZombie]

I'm fully expecting our social media team to pay homage to the old "Can you smell what the Blues are cooking" fiasco.

They should take a flamethrower to that tag line - Mind-blowingly awful. I seriously think that's the single worst, cringe-inducing tag line for any sporting club in all history.

 

[Heres Waite]

So ferrisb has posted a rumour and someone else has whisked it off to the "no discussion" thread for the free likes.

Did I wake in a parallel universe today or something?

How perfect would it have been if b70 was the one to post it in the no discussion thread. That would have broken BigfootY I think.

 

[carlton_99]

How perfect would it have been if b70 was the one to post it in the no discussion thread. That would have broken Bigfoot’s I think.

Think B70 messaging "Hi" would break Bigfooty. We would be analysing those two letters for days

 

[Blue__Balls]

Was this all that was said? Sounds like Lyon was really just spitballing (actually admits he is spitballing) there and didn't have any real information.

More media nuffery for the sake of filling air time.

Watson: What would have prevented him from signing already?

Lyon: Well Geelong were still playing up until the weekend.

Watson: Yeah, but that was Friday!

Yes, Timmy, a whole four days have passed, half of that time being the weekend. How dare Brian Cook not rush out days after Geelong's season ends to inform everyone of his intentions.

Gonna be a tough fortnight here, filling time between the prelims and GF with nothing much happening.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Mabior Chol is set to join the Gold Coast Suns via free agency on a three-year deal, per FOX Footy's Tom Morris. Great pick up by the Suns if it eventuates - didn't even know he was a FA.

****.

 

[Accidental genius]

Hmmmm - so Greg Chappell is the new coach?????????

I think EB can do better. The cryptic emojis etc is not fun anymore. Maybe he doesn’t really know himself and is trying to create a bit of fun along the way.

 

[Blues_1864]

Mabior Chol is set to join the Gold Coast Suns via free agency on a three-year deal, per FOX Footy's Tom Morris. Great pick up by the Suns if it eventuates - didn't even know he was a FA.

Was delisted and re-rookied at some point, which makes him an unrestricted free agent. Matthew Kennedy is the same.

 

[Hands On]

Dammit, now I feel like bacon and eggs!

Miss the Big Breakfast in Thailand

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Approaching Fagan and asking Collingwood for advice on appointing a coach...

Almost as if these were deliberately designed to flush out a leaker? Hmmm I wonder

 

[Blue__Balls]

They should take a flamethrower to that tag line - Mind-blowingly awful. I seriously think that's the single worst, cringe-inducing tag line for any sporting club in all history.

I'd be down with a Monty Python-esque "sacking the caption guy" bit.

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE BLUES ARE....."

We regret to inform you that the people responsible for this announcement video have been sacked.

 

[GT619]

This place has certainly died

 

[V_23]

Not worth much, but a friend of a friend (Hawks supporter who is not a BS merchant) "hearing from ‘multiple good sources’ Clarko to Carlton…"

EDIT: I don't consider this to be No Discussion worthy...

Ferris posting a rumour that someone else posted in the no discussion thread for likes.

 

[WeninRome]

Tomorrow is Thursday. You know what that means?

HELLO barass70 !