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AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
Poor old bushie would be on suicide watch about now
Schwab's marketing.What's happened to all those media types who had Freo pencilled in for the top 4 this year?
I HAVE NOTHING!!
Just nothing
Nothing at all
zero
just
deep
dark
depression
depression
How funny is it that the sad face is purple
Absolutely hilarious
I am a gutted, shattered and disillusioned man.
This football team has torn my guts open and ripped my heart out on far too many occasions.
We are shit, we always have been shit and, until there is some form of divine intervention, we will always be shit.
How the ____ we can be so good and then so very ____ing ordinary within the space of 120 minutes is beyond me.
I am glad that I am not in Perth or I would be at the airport giving the whole squad and coaches a very nasty piece of my mind, and would probably get locked up.
In short I am incandescent with rage!
And the 12 year old bottle of Scotch in the cupboard will be gone in a very short time.
I have nothing left to offer.
Kick the shit out of me......I couldn't care less.
I am going to start following a soccer team.
Bushie; you soft cocked so called tough man. I used to respect you as the Mick Taylor tough guy of these boards, and how do you re-pay my respect. You cry like a baby...
I'll take on anyone on Bay13, as I believe that apart from a few, most of these posters are limp wristed homos, but until now I've always stayed clear of verbal abuse of you....That head on a stick signature is enough to put the shit through old Les.
But now, I'm prepared to risk a shiv through the spinal column to get you back on your feet.
Please read the following quote.. I'll play the Don, you're Johnny
Johnny Fontane is discussing his problems with Woltz]
Johnny Fontane: Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Don Corleone: [shouts] You can act like a man!
[he slaps Johnny]
Don Corleone: What's the matter with you. Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman.
[Don Corleone imitates him sobbing]
Don Corleone: "What can I do?"
[cut to Tom who is laughing]
Don Corleone: "What can I do?" What is that nonsense. Ridiculous
Get off the floor, sew up your guts, drink that Scotch, get on a plane, fly to Subi, go to training, find a secluded spot in the light tower, pull out your best friend, and if any player spills a ball or make any mistake... well you should do what Old Mick does best.
Welcome Back Mick... and if you do start supporting soccer, then ole Les will be coming to visit and will not hesitate in doing some Balmain folk dancing with your rib cage.
At the risk of being cruelly humiliated - Les, I'm not a limp-wristed homo.
I have rather strong wrists.
Also:
Bushie, LN & FG - The IMDB Quotes Boys.
FG - As I've said before you're OK...you could arm wrestle a rhinocerous.
IMDB is a brilliant source of entertainment.
My fvourites are Randall from Clerks and Stifler.
Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Dante Hicks: Embolism in a pool, what an embarrassing way to die.
Randal Graves: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante Hicks: How did he go?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck.
Dante Hicks: You call that embarrassing?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!
That would be embarrassing.
*edit - like you said, Stifler.
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Stifler: You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
Oz: Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other you just laugh at the people who do count.
Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
Little Boy: [into walky-talky] Red leader, what's your position?
Stifler: [on walky-talky] I'm touchin' his ass, I'm touchin' his ass, I'm touchin his ass, I'm touchin' his ass...
Little Boy: Mommy!
Steve Stifler: It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-____er. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my ____ out.
Steve Stifler: Shhiittt, I got a frosted ass crack! Hey Finch, you want this for here, or to go?
Paul Finch: "A witty saying proves nothing," -Voltaire.
Steve Stifler: "Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.