C Section Amateur Football

[greentree]

You know how it is Greeny, can't say too much at the minute, suffice to say that 'the clock is ticking'!!

You having much luck with your betting program or am I thinking of someone else.

 

[goallinegg]

can anyone elighten me about the outburst by parkdales coach, heard that the ormond twos were giving him an a very hard time and as a result it is the reason he is before the vafa tribunal tonight? What did eventuate? And will a sepension damage parkdales run for the finals?

Does that mean he can't coach either? Maybe they will be better off without him off the field? Getting too Old?

 

[Three Malugas]

Given Macca's VAFA record the tribunal shud let him off with a suspend sentence. If they don't it is a disgrace!

 

[Guru Joffa]

can anyone elighten me about the outburst by parkdales coach, heard that the ormond twos were giving him an a very hard time and as a result it is the reason he is before the vafa tribunal tonight? What did eventuate? And will a sepension damage parkdales run for the finals?

Does that mean he can't coach either? Maybe they will be better off without him off the field? Getting too Old?

Oh, pleeaaaaseeee, Goallinegg, were you at the game? The Coach of the Vultures is a legend of the Ammo's and should be treated accordingly!

What about your comment, "Does that mean he can't coach either?" Where do you come up with a statement like that from? Are you serious? Do you know his coaching credentials and ability?!

Fair dinkum, wouldn't mind half a gram of what you're on Goalli? Get off the stuff it's not doing you any good!!

P.S. Any chance you actually went to school??!! Where do I find elighten and sepension in the Oxford Dictionary??!!

 

[Guru Joffa]

You having much luck with your betting program or am I thinking of someone else.

Sorry greentree, I'm a good on the bet, so you must be thinking of someone else!!

 

[Boutros Boutros Serafini]

BRUNSWICK STREET, FITZROY: News just in, two Ormond 'spies' watching Fitzroy training from the Heritage-listed grandstand have taken ill after accepting a nip of something-or-other from one of the locals who call the grandstand home.

Doctors at St Vincent's Hospital downgraded their condition to 'serious' after they were considered to be dillousionary after claiming that Ormond could actually get over the top of the Reds on Saturday, and have been kept them in overnight.

In what can only be considered grim news for Ormond, the young man Cianci - their nightmare from last year's Grand Final - reappeared on the track and despite training in a blind-fold, was still dobbing them from 60m out - including one of the back of his boot while heading into the community rooms for a rub.

 

[Boutros Boutros Serafini]

RATHDOWNE STREET, CARLTON: Iy would appear that the Fitzroy Reds have moved fast to replace coach Graham Burgen. Key Fitzroy connections were tonight seen at a mob-run pizza joint that has had a ‘renovations’ sign in the window for sixteen years.

Word is the candidate they spoke to may be visiting the coaching staff and players of Parkdale before their game at Hampton this week.

 

[goallinegg]

Guru Joffa, what i meant was If he is suspended does that mean he able to coach on game day? from the sidelines

 

[greentree]

What happened to Macca, it doesn,t mention him it the results from last night.

Sorry Guru, I thought you may have been Burra.

 

[Mobbs]

Coollest word competition leaders :

dillousionary

sepension

Coollest word group competition leader :

... and have been kept them in overnight.

It's all getting very exciting!

 

[Boutros Boutros Serafini]

Apologies for my bastardisation of the English language - if you would note the time of my postings it would be clear that I was simply taking a break from downloading pornography and was clearly not of sound mind...

 

[crownies2]

Macca got off as he rightfully should of......

 

[crownies2]

Believe he even had Tommy Brain down there giving character evidence for him.....

 

[Boutros Boutros Serafini]

On second thoughts, I am going to stand up for myself, and for my fellow C-Grade posters such as goalinegg.

If I want to say that 'dillousinary' is a word - than that is my right as a proud C-Grader.

Sure some of the word police - the 'wordinistas' - over at Websters are going to say "hey, that's not a word". Well anyone who knows me knows that I'm no fan of dictonaries or reference books - they're 'elitist'. Who's Brittanica to tell me that that Carlton have won 16 premierships - if I want to say 61, that's my right.

I don't trust books, they're all fact, no heart, something relied upon by the 'country-club crowd' found in A- and B-Grades.

Anyway, before I forget, this just in: Apparently the VAFA drug testers were down at Brunswick Street last night, and the A-samples have revealed each and every Fitzroy player has tested positive to exorbitant amounts of testosterone, and may need to forfeit this weeks game.

 

[Boutros Boutros Serafini]

Just on those VAFA drug tests at Fitzroy - turns out the results have been dismissed. Turns out the high level of testosterone has been attributed to the fact that all the players at the Reds have huge balls.

 

[i make sense]

Just on those VAFA drug tests at Fitzroy - turns out the results have been dismissed. Turns out the high level of testosterone has been attributed to the fact that all the players at the Reds have huge balls.

so too do their wives and girl friends!!!

 

[CFE]

Anyway, before I forget, this just in: Apparently the VAFA drug testers were down at Brunswick Street last night, and the A-samples have revealed each and every Fitzroy player has tested positive to exorbitant amounts of testosterone, and may need to forfeit this weeks game.

Ha that may be the only way we could get 4 points off the Reds, by forfeit!

 

[yddik]

top ten b&f

top ten

1. Anstey. Good team good player don't worry about players takin votes off him does more than enough.

2. Gregory. Not sure if he has missed many but he stands out big quick and the team plays well we he's up and going.

3.P.Sullivan. Gun say no more he's there heart and soul and some.

4.L.Wintle plays at both ends of the ground and is noticable with his marking has played all games bar one always poll's well

5. Lewski guy can play dosent kick enough goals but gets lots of footy of half back and sets his team up. Team uses him to do more than required this is why he will vote well

6. Miller has a good engine and reads the ball well

7. Brown tall forward hard to stop and is always hampton's leading goal kicker. Team has struggled but might poll a few votes.

8. Ritterman only cause i always see his name in the best and is a proven vote winner

9. Ruckman from fitzroy not sure of his name but a standout not just in the ruck but around the ground.

10. P.wintle an outsider has played all games this year and is dangerous anywhere he plays does the frekish things and will vote ok

Close but no..... Barker. 22 for nobs not sure of his name onballer. Loats will poll well not sure if he has played enough games!! J.tyquin goalkicking midfielder's always poll's well and with that left foot!!

 

[The Tigers Nuts]

BRUNSWICK STREET, FITZROY: News just in, two Ormond 'spies' watching Fitzroy training from the Heritage-listed grandstand have taken ill after accepting a nip of something-or-other from one of the locals who call the grandstand home.

Tests have come back negative from the samples provided, suspicion is they caught Sumatran Ratmonkey Virus from whatever has died up in the roof space above the changerooms (and STILL hasn't been cleaned out, according to a source gagging at the memory of last weekend).

What if it isn't dead ratmonkeys, and is instead the putrefying remains of a lippy opposition supporter from earlier in the season? Could there be more than one skeleton in the Reds' closet?

Guru Joffa, what i meant was If he is suspended does that mean he able to coach on game day? from the sidelines

Or as one coach was seen to do in the WRFL junior finals, slip on a water carriers top to simultaneously dispense refreshments and directions... they take their U11s seriously out west.

Tigernuts

 

[Boutros Boutros Serafini]

Tests have come back negative from the samples provided, suspicion is they caught Sumatran Ratmonkey Virus from whatever has died up in the roof space above the changerooms (and STILL hasn't been cleaned out, according to a source gagging at the memory of last weekend).

What if it isn't dead ratmonkeys, and is instead the putrefying remains of a lippy opposition supporter from earlier in the season? Could there be more than one skeleton in the Reds' closet?

Tigernuts

Ah my St Bedes friend, it's not Sumatran Ratmonkey Virus, but more likely 'Bird Flu'.

You see on weekdays we rent out the visitors rooms to Ricardo the Bird Whisperer. Every Tuesday he opens up a crate of undocumented sick South Asian birds, and then rubs them on the benches, taps and doorknobs.

It's a good little earner.

 

[simon symonds]

Re: top ten b&f

TOP 10

1. Fat Pr!ck 36 (OP) Canteen sales gone through the roof for all OP away games. A truly disgusting club led by this bloke

2. Long John Silver (NOBS) Most unaccountable footballer to have played. Onll courageous thing done is walk around with hair like that

3. Bald Red Head (OC) Dirty little sniper who should of been drowned at birth. Bald red and ugly = TRIFECTA

4. M Hayes (PV) Only known survivor of Chernobyl tragedy to be playing c grade ammos

5. P Groves (STBMT) Rep side now playing 2s. Good pick by george. True champion

6. Mahgemez(FR) Never seen someone so scared for someone that size. Epitomises Fitzroy. Shows how good vfl 2s is!

7. Boundy (OP) What a pussy. Taking a year off for a sprained ankle. Has piled on the kgs with his fat mates down at Garvy

8. Kinsella (STBMT)Only seen play once Never seen someone with so little talent give so much lip. Would fit in perferctly down at OP canteen with the rest of the ferals

9.Gold (AJAX) Iwould think he would struggle to produce children naturally looking at his shorts. Real competiton for john stevens

10 Scribe - Sounds like a geniune w anker

 

[GetSmart]

Ah my St Bedes friend, it's not Sumatran Ratmonkey Virus, but more likely 'Bird Flu'.

You see on weekdays we rent out the visitors rooms to Ricardo the Bird Whisperer. Every Tuesday he opens up a crate of undocumented sick South Asian birds, and then rubs them on the benches, taps and doorknobs.

It's a good little earner.

Max here, Tiger Nuts is obviously undercover for Chaos! He has as much Tiger in him as Fat Cat

 

[zoofest43]

Comp B+F is a difficult task given I only see teams twice a year.Have to rely heavily on fellow forumites summations of games. That withstood here goes.

1. Anstey
2 Lewski
3. Miller
4. Loats
5. P.Sullivan
6. Gregory
7. Tyquin
8. Ritterman
9. Davis
10. Ajax's boundary umpire

 

[Three Malugas]

Comp B+F is a difficult task given I only see teams twice a year.Have to rely heavily on fellow forumites summations of games. That withstood here goes.

1. Anstey
2 Lewski
3. Miller
4. Loats
5. P.Sullivan
6. Gregory
7. Tyquin
8. Ritterman
9. Davis
10. Ajax's boundary umpire

After considerable study. Tyquin has polled from the first game and will go close to upsetting Anstey. Both will be top three.

 

[The Tigers Nuts]

Max here, Tiger Nuts is obviously undercover for Chaos! He has as much Tiger in him as Fat Cat

Max is right. Just 'cos I post here doesn't mean I'm from St Bedes. I thought C Section was the message thread concerning footballers whose mums had a difficult birth. (As opposed to the B Section thread, where all the posters seem to have been dropped on their heads as babies.)

Tigers could mean Werribee. It could mean Richmond. I could be a FIDA spy from Mambourin.

Or St Bedes.

Wherever I'm from, I'm the one with the sharp knife holding the severed plums...

Tigernuts