Banter Carlton is better in 2024. Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood? Part 3

[Scritchyscroony]

Don't you love how Carlton supporters are suggesting that the club having the 'pressure' on them by being one of the premiership favourites is a bad thing....

Gee, they really have been scarred over the past quarter of a century!

Could be why they've seemingly given up on the current group already and have gone back to one of their "5 year plans"...
Being stuck in rebuild mode is less pressure than becoming a genuine contender.

 

[Fadge]

Could be why they've seemingly given up on the current group already and have gone back to one of their "5 year plans"...
Being stuck in rebuild mode is less pressure than becoming a genuine contender.

Is there a latest '5 Year Plan'?

I must have missed that one...

 

[Arr0w]

Just checking, Carlton were better in 2024 right?

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Is there a latest '5 Year Plan'?

I must have missed that one...

The Carlton 5 year plan 2025 is an 11 step blueprint.

Step 1. Try to shove our best small forward and a few other regular experienced best 23 players out the door.
Step 2. Recruit a 32 year old cooked key defender.
Step 3. Refuse to recruit gun AA Carlton supporting star who wants to come.
Step 4. Recruit the guy who did the Schultz and Ginnivan trades.
Step 5. Have no luck with step 1 so retain players who we tried to shove out the door and then marvel at how highly motivated they are to play for us.
Step 6. Draft lots of 18 year Olds with a 50% chance of making it.
Step 7. Expect to win a premiership somehow.
Step 8. Be disappointed when we don't win a premiership.
Step 9. Sack the coach.
Step 10. Appoint Buckley as coach.
Step 11. Begin a new rebuild and 5 year plan.

You know.. .. normal Carlton shit!

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Just checking, Carlton were better in 2024 right?

No.

 

[Fadge]

The Carlton 5 year plan 2025 is an 11 step blueprint.

Step 1. Try to shove our best small forward and a few other regular experienced best 23 players out the door.
Step 2. Recruit a 32 year old cooked key defender.
Step 3. Refuse to recruit gun AA Carlton supporting star who wants to come.
Step 4. Recruit the guy who did the Schultz and Ginnivan trades.
Step 5. Have no luck with step 1 so retain players who we tried to shove out the door and then marvel at how highly motivated they are to play for us.
Step 6. Draft lots of 18 year Olds with a 50% chance of making it.
Step 7. Expect to win a premiership somehow.
Step 8. Be disappointed when we don't win a premiership.
Step 9. Sack the coach.
Step 10. Appoint Buckley as coach.
Step 11. Begin a new rebuild and 5 year plan.

You know.. .. normal Carlton shit!

Magnificent.

And so accurate!

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Colonwood had one umpire assisted year and were given a flag by the barest of margins. Hate the Baggers but this thread needs to be closed down. Embarrassing

yep, as I’ve said before dimma, clarko had every right to go all out for a last flag, they won 3 of them over a dominant period.

pies tin-ass’d 1 flag and fell back to the pack not even making finals, yet are trying to go down the same route.

will be hilarious when they bottom out and waste daicos’ best years. maybe he will end up asking for a trade to the team he supported as a kid.

 

[Fadge]

will be hilarious when they bottom out and waste daicos’ best years. maybe he will end up asking for a trade to the team he supported as a kid.

Yeah, because Carlton are such an attractive destination club...

 

[Chronz]

Has your spoon arrived yet?

Another Richmond supporter buddying up with Carlton.

Misery needs company.

They are receiving tips on what it's like to amass so many spoons in a short period of time. Richmond will be contending at a minimum of 4 spoons in a row and will make Carlton look like a successful team in comparison.