Banter Who will be better in 2025, Carlton or Collingwood? Part 3

[Scritchyscroony]

13th is closer than anyone else got, I'll never doubt Fadge's astute predictions about Carlton again

He's got the advantage of being a mathematical genius. Fadges Abacus never lies!

 

[Chief]

The Fabacus.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

He's got the advantage of being a mathematical genius. Fadges Abacus never lies!

Deep, long-term predictions, while some Carlton folk can't even calculate a worst case scenario from one game

 

[Cleansweep17]

Pies fans are completely oblivious to the fact they are the most disappointing team this year. Not even defending their flag in finals is embarrassing.

My sneaking suspicion is that they are having a go at Carlton supporters to cope and are crying on the inside. Or perhaps they are desensitised to b2b failures which would make sense.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Pies fans are completely oblivious to the fact they are the most disappointing team this year. Not even defending their flag in finals is embarrassing.

My sneaking suspicion is that they are having a go at Carlton supporters to cope and are crying on the inside. Or perhaps they are desensitised to b2b failures which would make sense.

Spoon-winning clubs joining forces

 

[Mags98]

Pies fans are completely oblivious to the fact they are the most disappointing team this year. Not even defending their flag in finals is embarrassing.

My sneaking suspicion is that they are having a go at Carlton supporters to cope and are crying on the inside. Or perhaps they are desensitised to b2b failures which would make sense.

weve had all season pretty much to shit on the pies flag defence, nows our time to jump on the late season blues meltdown

 

[Robertio]

Deep, long-term predictions, while some Carlton folk can't even calculate a worst case scenario from one game

Pies worst case scenario at the start of the year would be missing the eight i would think.

 

[Robertio]

Spoon-winning clubs joining forces

Richmond won 3 flags in the last 7 years, Pies only one, i think the Tiger supporters would be more satisfied don't you?

 

[Madblue]

4 games for 4 gifted wins against the uncompetitive bottom 2 will sort that.

Everybody knows the AFL Fixture is compromised and a few teams luck out each year.

In 2024 it was Carlton, but they still managed to Blueshake and feck it up.

You can come up with all the excuses you like but the fact is at the moment we are above you on the ladder

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Deep, long-term predictions, while some Carlton folk can't even calculate a worst case scenario from one game

Fadge uses multi dimensional, multi layered algorithms that can actually quantify the blue-shakes effect. It's genius.

While you and I and the rest of the world were sucked in by Carlton being second on the ladder, having the best spine in the comp etc etc; Fadge's spreadsheets with the blue-shakes factored in were telling him the true probabilities of what was most likely to unfold..
To think how much ridicule he copped for his position. I just take my hat off to him.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Richmond won 3 flags in the last 7 years, Pies only one, i think the Tiger supporters would be more satisfied don't you?

3 flags minus 1 spoon = 2 (net)

 

[Robertio]

3 flags minus 1 spoon = 2 (net)

Is that how it works in Pieland? 1st last season 11th this season spoon next season.

 

[jakson68]

You can come up with all the excuses you like but the fact is at the moment we are above you on the ladder

Yes but I have an idea of which supporter base will lose their sh*t more, if both miss the eight.
I will give you a clue, it starts with B and ends with lose.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Richmond won 3 flags in the last 7 years, Pies only one, i think the Tiger supporters would be more satisfied don't you?

"only one"

 

[Robertio]

"only one"

In my eyes 3 premierships beats one.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

In my eyes 3 premierships beats one.

Then you'll have no problems accepting one is a million times better than none ☝



Satisfaction!!

 

[Robertio]

Then you'll have no problems accepting one is a million times better than none ☝

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Satisfaction!!

What has that got to do with what i was replying to? Your team has had a shit year and your deflections won't change a thing.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

What has that got to do with what i was replying to? Your team has had a shit year and your deflections won't change a thing.

We beat your sorry mob twice so it hasn't entirely been a shit year for us.

You guys on the other hand.... Where's your silver lining?

 

[Robertio]

.... Where's your silver lining?

Here's our silver lining, your pathetic mob are closer to the bottom than the top

 

[Fadge]

Pies fans are completely oblivious to the fact they are the most disappointing team this year. Not even defending their flag in finals is embarrassing.

My sneaking suspicion is that they are having a go at Carlton supporters to cope and are crying on the inside. Or perhaps they are desensitised to b2b failures which would make sense.

Yep.

We're 'coping'.

Nice one, Falcon.

 

[Fadge]

3 flags minus 1 spoon = 2 (net)

They're actually about to be rewarded with their 3rd spoon since the turn of the century. Second only to Carlton on that metric.

3 - 3 = 0.

 

[Fadge]

We beat your sorry mob twice so it hasn't entirely been a shit year for us.

You guys on the other hand.... Where's your silver lining?

Carlton's silver lining?

'Next Year'.

 

[Fadge]

Here's our silver lining, your pathetic mob are closer to the bottom than the top

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So it's still mathematically possible for Carlton to finish 13th?

That's nice.

 

[Fadge]

Where's our outspoken friend Arr0w been in recent times?

 

[Robertio]

So it's still mathematically possible for Carlton to finish 13th?

That's nice.

We have half a team out injured, we are big winners from this season no doubt.