Banter Who will be better in 2025, Carlton or Collingwood? Part 3

[Robertio]

Geez you must be praying your guys can win the last two. How embarrassing will it be if our mob of hungover geriatrics finish above you

If you don't with all our injuries you're really in trouble.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

If you don't with all our injuries you're really in trouble.

I was unaware you had any injuries, I just thought you’d come to your senses this week and dropped a bunch of overpaid plodders.

 

[Robertio]

I was unaware you had any injuries, I just thought you’d come to your senses this week and dropped a bunch of overpaid plodders.

Haven't i told you about our injuries Tarks, have you got a couple of hours?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Haven't i told you about our injuries Tarks, have you got a couple of hours?

You had me at Tarks

 

[Chief]

Pies fans are completely oblivious to the fact they are the most disappointing team this year. Not even defending their flag in finals is embarrassing.

My sneaking suspicion is that they are having a go at Carlton supporters to cope and are crying on the inside.

Definitely. They are overjoyed that the heat is on us rather than their failure to start any sort of dynasty.

 

[Madblue]

Yes but I have an idea of which supporter base will lose their sh*t more, if both miss the eight.
I will give you a clue, it starts with B and ends with lose.

Id say the opposite

 

[Fadge]

Definitely. They are overjoyed that the heat is on us rather than their failure to start any sort of dynasty.

We're nearly three years into the GOATcos Dynasty.

There's an entire thread dedicated to him where you can read all about it.

 

[Fadge]

Id say the opposite

Because it's just the status quo for Carlton?

 

[Proper Gander]

You had me at Tarks

Tarks

 

[Madblue]

Because it's just the status quo for Carlton?

Pies have had a more disappointing season than the Blues

 

[DopeMaster]

Etihad told me they would let me board if I couldn't get an emergency passport in time. The embassys or consulates aren't always open. Lucky I never had to find out.

Fair enough. Though should probably rip on Carlton in any case, aside from solving flight dilemmas it’s one of the central tenets of the thread.

 

[Fadge]

Pies have had a more disappointing season than the Blues

Because outside the top 8 is the status quo for Carlton, whilst status quo for Collingwood is Top 4?

 

[Robertio]

Because outside the top 8 is the status quo for Carlton, whilst status quo for Collingwood is Top 4?

What happen to that dynasty you told us about? The only dynasty you're going to see is on Netflix.

 

[Fadge]

What happen to that dynasty you told us about? The only dynasty you're going to see is on Netflix.

Ooh... another sick burn!

'Your premiership will not extend into a dynasty...'

 

[Chief]

Premiership to mid-table team in one step.

Always inevitable but the Fabacus missed it entirely.

 

[RCAB]

Ooh... another sick burn!

'Your premiership will not extend into a dynasty...'

Since 2000 how many prelims have the Blues made?

 

[Madblue]

Because outside the top 8 is the status quo for Carlton, whilst status quo for Collingwood is Top 4?

Um no

 

[Chief]

We're nearly three years into the GOATcos Dynasty.

There's an entire thread dedicated to him where you can read all about it.

If you're the sort of club that prefers individual achievements over team success, that's a dynasty.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Ooh... another sick burn!

'Your premiership will not extend into a dynasty...'

"No B2B"

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Premiership to mid-table team in one step.

Always inevitable but the Fabacus missed it entirely.

Premiership to mid-table in one month hard to recall a more enjoyable end to a season

 

[Corn Cobbers]

If you're the sort of club that prefers individual achievements over team success, that's a dynasty.

 

[Fadge]

If you're the sort of club that prefers individual achievements over team success, that's a dynasty.

Interesting you would jump to that conclusion.

My implication was Collingwood success throughout Nick Daicos' career, but you automatically jump to 'individual success'.

Oh my.

 

[Madblue]

Premiership to mid-table in one month hard to recall a more enjoyable end to a season

You are infatuated with Carlton for some reason

 

[Corn Cobbers]

You are infatuated with Carlton for some reason

Just a very small sample...

 

[beerbandit]

He's busy attending counselling sessions with Worm4.
After the Hawthorn game Worm developed an uncontrollable tick in his left eye and started sucking his thumb again like at the end of 2022. Wishing him all the best.

Not the same bloke who said he doesn’t take the game that seriously ??