Banter Who will be better in 2025, Carlton or Collingwood? Part 3

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Who will be better in 2025

  • Carlton

  • Collingwood


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I think it was a gentle way of preconditioning both supporter bases to the idea. The AFL is keen on the idea.
The Blue Bombers sounds catchy.
What have Carlton & Essendon got in common? They're both above Collingwood on the ladder.
 
What have Carlton & Essendon got in common?
1. Losing to Collingwood
2. Talking about the past all the time.
3. Cheating scandals
4. Penchant for choking and missing finals in dramatic fashion.
5. Dominating the wooden spoon count in the 21st C.
6. Sacking coaches.
7. Giving jobs for the boys
8. Missing finals
9. Not able to make grand finals
10. Backfiring marketing campaigns like "They know we're coming" and " Whatever it takes"
11. F&cking up really good draft hands.
12. Ruining the careers of some great players
13. Being a laughing stock
14. Depressed fans

I could go on but you get the drift .. the similarities are astounding.
 
1. Losing to Collingwood
2. Talking about the past all the time.
3. Cheating scandals
4. Penchant for choking and missing finals in dramatic fashion.
5. Dominating the wooden spoon count in the 21st C.
6. Sacking coaches.
7. Giving jobs for the boys
8. Missing finals
9. Not able to make grand finals
10. Backfiring marketing campaigns like "They know we're coming" and " Whatever it takes"
11. F&cking up really good draft hands.
12. Ruining the careers of some great players
13. Being a laughing stock
14. Depressed fans

I could go on but you get the drift .. the similarities are astounding.
Yet both above the Pies in 2024 lol, it obviously hasn't sunken in yet but the Pies are :poo:
 
Yet both above the Pies in 2024 lol, it obviously hasn't sunken in yet but the Pies are :poo:
There's a difference between being poop for one year and being poop for a quarter of a Century!

I've got it!

The new merged club should be called The Essington Blues.
 

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There's a difference between being poop for one year and being poop for a quarter of a Century!

I've got it!

The new merged club should be called The Essington Blues.
There is a difference between 2024 and every other year but you seem to not want to talk about it, wonder why?
 
There is a difference between 2024 and every other year but you seem to not want to talk about it, wonder why?
For now....🤣.
There you go being all premature again.

Carlton folk never learn!

But you know it's just pointless semantics when we are both outside the 8. Unlike the head to head... That mattered😀 You're a smart guy. I know you know this.
 
Maybe Collingwood after being so s**t for seven decades could merge with the original Magpies and original black & white stripes and be ome the Port Adelaide Magpies ?
 
This is the most important Collingwood vs Brisbane game in the last 11 months. It will go a long way to determine who wins this thread.
No one is going to lose this thread because whoever does will say they won it.
 
No one is going to lose this thread because whoever does will say they won it.

It’s turned into the “Who will be shitter?” thread.
 
No one is going to lose this thread because whoever does will say they won it.
Would that be because the result is inconclusive if Carlton finish a game or two ahead of Collingwood, courtesy of 2 additional games against the bottom 2 teams, and Collingwood have beaten Carlton on the two occasions they have played?
 
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