Oppo Camp Carlton worst season in 122 years: The Evil of Patrick Cripps...

[Vicky Park]

8 of 11 Carlton’s worst losing streaks have occurred in the current century.

Its a beautiful trend.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Melbourne v Carlton today.

Hard to believe that Melbourne were once our biggest rival. For younger fans, possibly hard to believe that Carlton are still considered our biggest rival.

Both Melbourne and Carlton have been undignified rabble for much of recent history, ready to rort the system, then put out their begging bowls to resurrect themselves after punishment.

At today's President's lunch the topic is: 'The Cayman Islands v Luxembourg: where is best to hide your offshore income?'

Neither club deserves joy on the field.

But Melbourne knows what it must do - foot to the throat of the Antichrist...

 

[Vicky Park]

Melbourne v Carlton today.

Hard to believe that Melbourne were once our biggest rival. For younger fans, possibly hard to believe that Carlton are still considered our biggest rival.

Both Melbourne and Carlton have been undignified rabble for much of recent history, ready to rort the system, then put out their begging bowls and cheese platters to resurrect themselves after punishment.

At today's President's lunch the topic is: 'The Cayman Islands v Luxembourg: where is best to hide your offshore income?' If only Aspen offered that option too.

Neither club deserves joy on the field.

But Melbourne knows what it must do - foot to the throat of the Antichrist...

Reasonable and balanced post, as always Walter. Although you failed to include a couple of Melbourne-related jokes, so I've corrected that for you.

 

[left at home]

Carlton back to there’s brilliant best this arvo. May it continue

 

[Soups]

Carlton board is good right now.

 

[Soups]

Come on Melbourne by 100.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Carlton are begging for mercy!

Feels like a utopia!

 

[left at home]

Only two points to go

 

[aydo]

 

[barrackers]

1 win after 9 matches:

Carlton

1897 (finished 2nd last - 2 wins from 14 matches)
1998 (finished 11th - 9 w from 22 m)
2002 (finished LAST - 3 w from 22 m)
2015 (finished LAST - 4 w from 22 m)
2018

​

And for comparison

Spoiler: Collingwood

1942 (finished 2nd last- 2 wins from 16 matches)
1982 (finished 3rd last - 4 w from 22 m)
1999 (finished last - 4 w from 22 m)
​

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Yeah ok re...

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Melbourne's biggest win against Carlton in their history, surpassing the previous record of 105 points in 2004.

Carlton's equal 6th biggest loss in their history.

Melbourne's 8th biggest win in their history.

 

[Hong Kong Pie]

Poor Carlton.

 

[Shaneprice97]

8 of 11 Carlton’s worst losing streaks have occurred in the current century.

Because if this i’d assume alot of the younger supporters like myself don’t care much about them because of it.

I hate Geelong, Hawthorn and now Richmond far more, even the Dons to be honest just because of Anzac Day.

 

[Kirby]

I feel so much better about our win last night.

Blues are pure toiletry.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

All the hard work Gabriel Zondy put in as president of the Melbourne fc is starting to pay dividends re. Gifto

 

[loki04]

Melbourne v Carlton today.

Hard to believe that Melbourne were once our biggest rival. For younger fans, possibly hard to believe that Carlton are still considered our biggest rival.

Both Melbourne and Carlton have been undignified rabble for much of recent history, ready to rort the system, then put out their begging bowls to resurrect themselves after punishment.

At today's President's lunch the topic is: 'The Cayman Islands v Luxembourg: where is best to hide your offshore income?'

Neither club deserves joy on the field.

But Melbourne knows what it must do - foot to the throat of the Antichrist...

I don't believe Carlton is a rival anymore they are rather irrelavent and have been for near on 2 decades. There is no spite or agro in our matches after MM went about dismantling our rivalry back mid 00s. Players don't dislike each other either so there's nothing to see there.
Only probably supporters over 40 hold them with any regard.


Richmond has a bit of rivalry being built over the last decade started with king vs Swan now the treloar gate and Richmond flag team arrogance sniping shit.

I personally hate losing to Essendon who imo is another rival who hate pies beating them.

Carlton is just meh.

 

[Kirby]

Blues board are talking about priority picks. I shit you not.

 

[barrackers]

Don't know whether to be disappointed or proud, Carlton's biggest loss against the dees, however we no longer hold their biggest loss at the G.


Carlton biggest losses

138 points (v Haw) 2015 R17 @ Docklands
124 points (v NM) 2007 R22 @ Docklands
117 points (v BL) 2007 R16 @ 'gabba
116 points (v WC) 2003 R15 @ Subiaco
111 points (v NM) 1983 R10 @ Arden St
109 points (v Ess) 1985 R6 @ Windy Hill
109 points (v Melb) 2018 R9 @ MCG
108 points (v StK) 2004 R10 @ Docklands
108 points (v Coll) 2002 R18 @ MCG
105 points (v Melb) 2004 R6 @ MCG
103 points (v PA) 2014 R22 @ Adelaide Oval
102 points (v Coll) 1977 R6 @ Waverley Park
100 points (v Haw) 2007 R12 @ Docklands
100 points (v Ess) 1945 R3 @ Windy Hill

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

I don't believe Carlton is a rival anymore they are rather irrelavent and have been for near on 2 decades. There is no spite or agro in our matches after MM went about dismantling our rivalry back mid 00s. Players don't dislike each other either so there's nothing to see there.
Only probably supporters over 40 hold them with any regard.

I'm 24 and ****ing hate Carlton.

 

[barrackers]

Blues board are talking about priority picks. I shit you not.

It won't fade as quickly as their talk about finals.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

All the hard work Gabriel Zondy put in as president of the Melbourne fc is starting to pay dividends re. Gifto

LOL he was president 15 years ago

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Brendan Bokton.. the saviour re.. skouliki.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Can someone take over my role in the Carlton banter thread. Apparently outwitting 6 Carlton touvlos warrants a ban.. unfbelievable re.

Shut your Albatross doors re.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

LOL he was president 15 years ago

A revolutionary re.. I just love the name.. Gabriel Zondy.. it's one of the greats re.