Oppo Camp Carlton worst season in 122 years: The Evil of Patrick Cripps...

[Bored_Pie]

I still can’t hate the bloke. He saved us in the first saints grand final.

Nick Maxwell Saved us... but ok.

 

[Collingwoodity]

Explains a lot spring chicken.

F$&k Carlton.

I’m early 30s and I dislike Carlton as much as the next Collingwood veteran.

Suck shit Blues!


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[Pie eyed]

These are the words of relative youth

A wise Frankston man once told me: 'a joy of old age is dancing on the graves of your enemies'

Keep dancing gopies, dance like you are Michael Flatley on meth, dance like fire ants are stinging your scrotum, keep the coffin lid shut on the blood sucking vampire squid that is Carlton

I loled.

 

[nahnah]

that last play was incredible and up on the pies website now... The mark but Cox, the kick off the deck by Phillips somehow staying in, the perfect gather and underground handball by degoey that perfectly bounced up to Stephenson who came sprinting past.

 

[Prestigerrycomo]

Nick Maxwell Saved us... but ok.

Bull watch the third quarter again, Thomas was one the reasons the saints didn’t get further back in the game.

 

[PepperFace]

that last play was incredible and up on the pies website now... The mark but Cox, the kick off the deck by Phillips somehow staying in, the perfect gather and underground handball by degoey that perfectly bounced up to Stephenson who came sprinting past.

And also, Carlton are shit?

 

[Scritchyscroony]

And also, Carlton are shit?

He was providing an example of what they can't do maybe!

 

[ottoman]

We have already won more games than they will for the season.
Happy days.

 

[Bored_Pie]

Bull watch the third quarter again, Thomas was one the reasons the saints didn’t get further back in the game.

Understand that but Maxwells smoother literally saved us. We weren't having another cracked if they kicked a goal. We were gone.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Understand that but Maxwells smoother literally saved us...

Maxwell is psychologically integrated: he hates Carlton in a pure Collingwood-loving way (exactly as we should raise our children)

Thomas is psychologically conflicted: he knows Carlton are filth but because he sold his soul to them for cash he has to sublimate these feelings to cope

Maxwell will continue to thrive

Thomas will grow more bitter with age, never able to rejoin the light, condemned to the Fourth Circle of Hell

The moral, in case it needs to be stated again: Carlton destroys lives

 

[The Royal Sampler]

I’ve long enjoyed calling them Carltank, because of their willingness to defecate on their club history, by playing players out of position in the pursuit of a loss.

I’ve also been a proponent of Cartel, for the salary cap cheating and dodgy VISY ambassadorships, as well as Pratt’s price-fixing.

However it might be time for their moniker to evolve into Casket; where number 1 picks go to die.

 

[Kirby]

Let's face it. They're basically an unflushable toilet.

 

[76woodenspooners]

The ladder after 5 rounds:

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Box Hill remain the only undefeated team.

Magpies sitting pretty in 2nd place with a massive percentage break on the rest of the teams currently on 12 points. We have a massive opportunity to put a break on at least one of those teams in Geelong this coming Sunday morning, in one of those off-Broadway prelude fixtures...

+ Looks like the Carlton Football club finally win another game for the year with their VFL team getting up (insert bronx cheers here) which takes their season tally up to ...

2 / 7 AFLW
0 / 2 AFLX
2 / 2 JLT
0 / 7 AFL
1 / 4 VFL

Clubwide in 2018 they’ve won 5 of 22 games they’ve competed in across their three squads playing in five competitions. And the only reason it’s that high is because of their performance in the JLT ‘practice’ games.

What an utter shambles of a club!

 

[DuckToaster]

They've got a great streak going on! Let's hope it continues on it's unprecedented trend. Stuff carlton.

 

[Gone Critical]

There is something seriously wrong with that photo. As a kid, I always had this nightmare of finding teeth elsewhere than the mouth. Thanks for vindicating me. Fair dinkum goosebumps for all the wrong reasons. Can someone tell John Elliot to stop commissioning self portraits of his wife and her conjoined twin?

Don't google dermoid cyst.

 

[Deleted member 133504]

Don't google dermoid cyst.

Well I know I won't be sleeping for a while now. But hey look everyone, it's John Elliot's mother!

Edit: you are a moderator too bro. For shame! You are a big meanie

 

[manicmagpie]

Next week will be a real rollercoaster of emotions. On one hand, it will be another loss to either bombers or blues. But on the other hand it will be a win to one too. Goooo the draw!

Anyone else remember 2006 Round 16?

Both Carlton and Essendon win in Round 1, then for the next 15 weeks the only win for either team is when Carlton beats Essendon in Round 7. So finally in Round 16 they get another chance at a win only for the game to end up a...... draw.

Collingwood were playing at Docklands at the same time and there was the biggest laugh I’ve ever heard at a footy ground when the final score was put up on the board.

 

[blackwhite2010]

I actually cannot wait for this weekend's game

Carlton vs Essendon.

Whatever happens we win. Honestly I will be watching and enjoying, I'll make sure I turn off just before the end to avoid whatever side wins theme song.

Gonna be a Saturday well spent.

 

[manicmagpie]

As a kid, I always had this nightmare of finding teeth elsewhere than the mouth.

Don't watch this film then, whatever you do.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.

 

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[CFC2010]

F&@k you Essendope for destroying the best thread EVER!