Oppo Camp Carlton worst season in 122 years: The Evil of Patrick Cripps...

[jmac70]

Unless the AFL does an intervention?

The AFL could always send them to Tassie.

 

[BPikkers]

The blues should seriously consider offering their number 1 pick for DeGoey and our number 1.

Not sure if they need another tall forward with McKay and Curnow, but can do with some strong grunt.

Obviously we are in need of a KPF so could work out for both clubs.

 

[Deleted member 133504]

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Naughton.
Naughton who?
Nought and 6!

My life is at risk if I am made to laugh. That was side splitting. Now, I am in stitches.

Sarcasm aside. Temper this a little bit, and channel it against those Richmond maggots who laughed at us for the last few years, while they made finals, and then went on to pinch the flag when Adelaide had an off day last September.

It would leave a sour taste in my mouth if the wobbles got done Sunday. The laughing at this rabble stops if that happens, so lets vanquish a few demons first, then the real schadenfreude begins!

 

[Deleted member 133504]

She liked ripped guys and SOS did have a low fat physique. When they broke up briefly she dated Ray Jencke of Hawthorn, known as "Mr 1%" for his even lower body fat. The next time Hawthorn played Carlton I believe Silvagni tried to smash Jencke, not sure if he was reported or just gave away a few silly frees.

Some guys are pathetically possessive, he seems to be one of those "she's my woman!" kind of guys.

Lol mate guarding and white knighting. The filth is strong in this one.

 

[100volt1]

Carlton is no longer a "big Club".

They're the Newcastle Magpies of the AFL. NEVER BEEN NEVER WILL BE

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[Apex36]

Wonder when the "we deserve a priority pick" calls will start?

They started a few weeks ago after we beat them.

 

[Apex36]

The blues should seriously consider offering their number 1 pick for DeGoey and our number 1.

Not sure if they need another tall forward with McKay and Curnow, but can do with some strong grunt.

Obviously we are in need of a KPF so could work out for both clubs.

No player is worth JDG and a first round pick. Lukosious looks like a generational player to be sure, but the same was said about Boyd and Schache. It’s an incredible risk to take, and not one I’d want our club to take given our recent improvement and cohesion within the squad.

 

[Vicky Park]

Sarcasm aside. Temper this a little bit, and channel it against those Richmond maggots who laughed at us for the last few years, while they made finals, and then went on to pinch the flag when Adelaide had an off day last September.

It would leave a sour taste in my mouth if the wobbles got done Sunday. The laughing at this rabble stops if that happens, so lets vanquish a few demons first, then the real schadenfreude begins!

Its not fair that you make sense, and are being reasonable and balanced.

Those of us who lived through - just - the 1970s are sustained by our hatred of that club.

We know that anything could happen tomorrow, but for now we delight in their absolute shitness.

Let us have our fun.

 

[Chameleon75]

Whilst records for shitfullness are for the taking long may the losing streak continue.

However once they break through, I’d like see them have a mini roll giving false hope, followed by another slump with the realisation of being crap, rinse and repeat. A Groundhog Day roller coaster of false hope and reality check.

Far more disappointing to think you’ve turned the corner only to realise you haven’t, than just accepting your crap.

 

[CFC2010]

Best thread ever WalterBlaknWhte

F@&k you Carlton you cheats.

I found your avatar Walt.......

 

[Vicky Park]

Whilst records for shitfullness are for the taking long may the losing streak continue.

However once they break through, I’d like see them have a mini roll giving false hope, followed by another slump with the realisation of being crap, rinse and repeat. A Groundhog Day roller coaster of false hope and reality check.

Far more disappointing to think you’ve turned the corner only to realise you haven’t, than just accepting your crap.

This is particularly cruel.

I like it.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

...Those of us who lived through - just - the 1970s are sustained by our hatred of that club...

Stood at both 79 and 81 as a kid

Hearing that dirge of a song, over and over - those horrible taunting fans

Let them all gnash and wail in sulphur

 

[CFC2010]

This is particularly cruel.

I like it.

Hey dodgy ex mod anyway we can sticky this thread on the Blues Board?

 

[Vicky Park]

Hey dodgy ex mod anyway we can sticky this thread on the Blues Board?

More fantastic twisted thinking!

Afraid not CFC. We also need to be mindful of Chief. He supports this despicable mob, and if he’s in a bad mood, he could shut this party down.

P.S. Dodgy? Moi?

 

[CFC2010]

More fantastic twisted thinking!

Afraid not CFC. We also need to be mindful of Chief. He supports this despicable mob, and if he’s in a bad mood, he could shut this party down.

P.S. Dodgy? Moi?

I am itching to go over there and direct them to this thread but Aphrodite has got me in her sights.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Since they have been shit we have won just one flag. So we havent been able to fully enjoy their demise.

I dont want their rot to stop until we have won at least three or four more.

And the same applies to Essendon.

 

[CFC2010]

Since they have been shit we have won just one flag. So we havent been able to fully enjoy their demise.

I dont want their rot to stop until we have won at least three or four more.

And the same applies to Essendon.

We did give them Malthouse also

 

[parvey]

It makes a difference when you can't cheat the system or pay players with cash under the table

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

We did give them Malthouse also

More comedy value than 100% satisfaction.

 

[loki04]

Great to see them on the bottom, downside is they will get another forward that looks to be a once in a gen type forward.

Yeah that is shite.

 

[jmac70]

Whilst records for shitfullness are for the taking long may the losing streak continue.

However once they break through, I’d like see them have a mini roll giving false hope, followed by another slump with the realisation of being crap, rinse and repeat. A Groundhog Day roller coaster of false hope and reality check.

Far more disappointing to think you’ve turned the corner only to realise you haven’t, than just accepting your crap.

I’ve got a Carlton mate who has been telling me for ten years that “blue skies” are coming. It’s got to the stage when I almost feel sorry for him.

Almost...

 

[raymond35]

like essendon, they have never won a premiership in the draft/salary cap era without cheating.

In my lifetime they haven't won a flag without cheating. They have cheated every player recruitment and payment system thats ever existed.

 

[Deleted member 133504]

Its not fair that you make sense, and are being reasonable and balanced.

Those of us who lived through - just - the 1970s are sustained by our hatred of that club.

We know that anything could happen tomorrow, but for now we delight in their absolute shitness.

Let us have our fun.

Don't you use your former moderator privileges on me young lady!

The grandfather lived through it all. Went to '77. They don't refund for replays unfortunately. Jesus we were up that day as well.

Best two outcomes this year:

- beat Richmond by fourteen goals grand final day

- let Carlton imporve drastically, then make the big dance, and let them play off a sixty point handicap and beat them

Which to you sounds the more evil?

 

[Gone Critical]

Since they have been shit we have won just one flag. So we havent been able to fully enjoy their demise.

I dont want their rot to stop until we have won at least three or four more.

And the same applies to Essendon.

TFT that's far too soon.

 

[Gone Critical]

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Naughton.
Naughton who?
Nought and 6!

Loved that so much, have been using it all day long. Even on non Carlton supporters. Amazing how much everyone likes it. On a similar note when Essendon were moored on 5 goals late in the last Q on Wed I thought we were going to get the chance to reprise the old line with a new variation. "Who kicked 5 goals on ANZAC day 2018?

Went into the pro at golf today, he is mad Carlton, and gave him the Naughton knock knock. He wasnt impressed especially after telling another Pie had sent him a text last night with "Knock, knock.....Owen who". Since then I have been double barrelling the joke.