Speculation Clayton Oliver [UFA 2030]

[Interdimensional Bigfoot]

Clayton for sale
No Clayton for sale
We never had Clayton for sale
Clayton is back on sale

 

[sleep]

 

[Pure_Ownage]

A bit weird that Mackie “shut down” SDK trade speculation 6 days after discussions with Melbourne broke down innit. For all of Melbourne’s faults, at least we address issues by day 3 lol

SDK was testing the market as a pre-agent and had discussions with several clubs last month.

Sdk isn't a free agent until 2027.

 

[supahoops]

You're making out as if giving up almost 3million dollars over a 5-6 years to live in some dump down in Barrabool is somehow a positive for Clarry?? Lmao Cats fans

Up there with thinking Cripps will ever win a in Navy Blue

 

[Elixuh]

Oof. Tough times down at the mighty MFC

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Oof. Tough times down at the mighty MFC

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McClure has the strike rate of Marcus Harris opening the batting. Biggest knobhead there is

 

[10571z]

He is owed 10 million over 6 years… how much are you genuinely willing to give up?

 

[Superstar swan]

Who would have guessed it. Oliver willing to take a pay cut out of the goodness of his heart

 

[flamin_heck]

Tell me that doesn’t stink.. takes a pay cut but mysteriously winds up with a farm, and a Cotton On sponsorship. I can’t think of a single player ever willing to do this.. surely the AFL notice the smell coming from down the highway

 

[STPer18]

Cultcha. Get the boy home on the farm.

 

[BIGHAWK23]

Clayton may take a paycut

But any notion of a “cotton on sponsorship” is nonsensical

Clayton could only market a shampoo commercial with his greasy mop

 

[danster168]

what are people suggesting, Clayton for Geelong's F1? I can't see it happening.

 

[Gee Class Loco]

He is owed 10 million over 6 years… how much are you genuinely willing to give up?

The lifestyle... the serenity...the beaches... the farm... the culture... the easy work life balance.
Priceless.
i guess money isn't everything to some.
GiddyUp!!

 

[Interdimensional Bigfoot]

Oof. Tough times down at the mighty MFC

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Don't think it's going great behind the scenes.

 

[FootyLad0]

Cultcha. Get the boy home on the farm.

Rhys Stanley is the GOAT recruiter

 

[FootyLad0]

Clayton may take a paycut

But any notion of a “cotton on sponsorship” is nonsensical

Clayton could only market a shampoo commercial with his greasy mop

Designing up the "Clarry Tees" range as we speak.

 

[MisterMarcus]

What's with all these new accounts suddenly appearing from 'neutral' fans, that all have like 60-70% of their posts obsessed with Geelong??

 

[sleep]

Clayton may take a paycut

But any notion of a “cotton on sponsorship” is nonsensical

Clayton could only market a shampoo commercial with his greasy mop

Clarry taking out a HECS debt to play for the Cats....

Cotton on bringing out a range of Ski Masks and Balaclava's.

The Clarry Collection by Cotton on for the facially challenged individual.

 

[ShadowCat]

what are people suggesting, Clayton for Geelong's F1? I can't see it happening.

As you suggested yourself, if you're not on the hook for his salary, then an F1 is fair. I imagine that's the idea (which is what I suggested earlier and got shot down by some Carlton idiot). Dees can actually spin him taking a paycut in such a way that it looks good for them, rather than just caving in and paying salary and still taking unders...then keeping a player on the books who does not want to be there and is still rising with indexation every year...a clause I imagine would not be included in a new contract with us.

Remains to be seen if Clayton will go the next step and formally request a trade, which is the only way this actually goes anywhere. If Melbourne could come out and say next Wednesday 'we wanted to keep him, but we decided it was mutually best if we part ways, get a 1st rounder to really focus on the draft, and free up salary cap in the process' - then I think most will be able to cop that. It's only untenable if we're trading a Future 1st and you're still on the hook for him, which you might as well just keep him then.

Lot to play out still.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Oof. Tough times down at the mighty MFC

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The ugliest man to ever get a 500kpa cotton on modelling contract

 

[CatToTheFuture]

what are people suggesting, Clayton for Geelong's F1? I can't see it happening.

I think that as the discussion. Melbourne apparently more hung up about money than picks.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Rhys Stanley is the GOAT recruiter

I think he farms beef

 

[Elixuh]

The ugliest man to ever get a 500kpa cotton on modelling contract

 

[CatToTheFuture]

What's with all these new accounts suddenly appearing from 'neutral' fans, that all have like 60-70% of their posts obsessed with Geelong??

It's like the same 5 dude

 

[CatToTheFuture]

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Hey that's a bad photo. Scratcher is a beautiful man