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You’re just salty
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Would need a linguistics professor from Hardistan to assistTranslating from Bucks-speak would not be easy.
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According to ChatGPT, this is today’s Melbourne weather report in the style of Nathan Buckley …
Well, let me tell you, folks, the weather here in Melbourne today is as unpredictable as a game of footy. We've got a bit of sunshine poking through the clouds, but don't be fooled - there's a chance of rain and thunderstorms later in the day that could really throw things off. It's a classic Melbourne day, you know what I mean? You gotta be prepared for anything.
So if you're planning on heading out and about today, make sure you pack an umbrella and a warm jacket, because you never know when the weather might turn on you. And if you're playing footy today, well, you better be ready for a real battle out there. The conditions are going to be tough, and you're going to have to bring your A-game if you want to come out on top.
But that's the way we like it here in Melbourne, isn't it? We thrive on a bit of adversity, and we know how to tough it out when the going gets rough. So let's embrace whatever the weather throws our way today, and let's make the most of this classic Melbourne day. Go Pies!
So if you're planning on heading out and about today, make sure you pack an umbrella and a warm jacket, because you never know when the weather might turn on you. And if you're playing footy today, well, you better be ready for a real battle out there. The conditions are going to be tough, and you're going to have to bring your A-game if you want to come out on top.
But that's the way we like it here in Melbourne, isn't it? We thrive on a bit of adversity, and we know how to tough it out when the going gets rough. So let's embrace whatever the weather throws our way today, and let's make the most of this classic Melbourne day. Go Pies!
Compared to 2017 when it was 3-day old porridge. So thick it just didn't move.
Turns out ChatGPT is dreadful at this. I asked for Robbo and then BT. Both pretty much identical with terrible metaphors and very little to do with their personalities.
Oh WAIT - they DO spout generic bullshit. It was spot on!
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With all the crap the AFL seem to focus on is it too much of a task to have a boom mic or something at the coaches press conferences for the questions they're being asked? All you tend to hear is answers to questions you haven’t got any clue about? Rant over
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AFL here - we're setting up a task force to look into this issue - just finalising the terms of reference - 1st draft report due mid 2025.
Sending a team of experts on a fact finding mission in the mean time.
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So unprofessional it's ridiculous mate. Sometimes coaches go off at journalists and you don't know what was said. Can't any of these knobs work this one out.
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Please refer to preceding post - we have appointed a task force to do a preliminary review.
The AFL has been invited to join AUKUS as a strategic partner but we're prioritising the audio in pressers instead.
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A Statement from the Collingwood Board – First Nations Voice to Parliament
The Board of the Collingwood Football Club supports a First Nations Voice to Parliament.
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It does seem to be a bit ridiculous to videotype it if they dont provide good sound. It seems to reflect an attitude that the press conference is for the print sports writer only....and the rest of us can get stuffed.
Just win games of footy, that'll doA Statement from the Collingwood Board – First Nations Voice to Parliament
The Board of the Collingwood Football Club supports a First Nations Voice to Parliament.www.collingwoodfc.com.au
I get why they are doing this but come on :/A Statement from the Collingwood Board – First Nations Voice to Parliament
The Board of the Collingwood Football Club supports a First Nations Voice to Parliament.
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"Just focus on footy!"
"Politics and sports don't mix!"
Never change.
On SM-G981B using BigFooty.com mobile app
"Politics and sports don't mix!"
Never change.
On SM-G981B using BigFooty.com mobile app
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Great announcement, and important the Club comes out on this.A Statement from the Collingwood Board – First Nations Voice to Parliament
The Board of the Collingwood Football Club supports a First Nations Voice to Parliament.
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Everyone wants to play the kings but poor old St Kilda get lumped with the Bummers.
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Bruce has hypnotised you all.
Droned on so long with meaningless stats and embarrassing false platitudes that your brains have given up all hope and shrivelled.
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Bruce: Good caller of the game until he fell into self-parody.
Gerard: Really good.
Hudson: Gets a bit shrill, but quite okay.
Dennis: One of a kind in football commentary. Good at the in-and-under stuff, avoided cliche, some spectacular lines.
BT: Absolute trash. Self-indulgent, chronically unfunny, and often struggles to keep up with the play.
Significance of Results: No volume when BT is calling. Footballers in general are hard to listen to, especially people like Buckley who are hellbent on making the simple sound complicated.
Gerard: Really good.
Hudson: Gets a bit shrill, but quite okay.
Dennis: One of a kind in football commentary. Good at the in-and-under stuff, avoided cliche, some spectacular lines.
BT: Absolute trash. Self-indulgent, chronically unfunny, and often struggles to keep up with the play.
Significance of Results: No volume when BT is calling. Footballers in general are hard to listen to, especially people like Buckley who are hellbent on making the simple sound complicated.
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None of us will ever forget Dennis' immortal "librarian" call.
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Everyone wants to play the kings but poor old St Kilda get lumped with the Bummers.
League’s doing them a favour, they wouldn’t want to get beaten by 10 goals in their anniversary game.
