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With the pies rubbing their hands together at the prospect of some early draft picks have a squiz at this, it's ripped from saintsational
Thought you'd all enjoy this.
Sent to Mick from a Collingwood fan.
An excerpt from a letter sent to Collingwood Football Club;
"Poor old Mick...
not like it's his fault.
and i wholeheartedly agree with him that wholesale changes should be
made.
let's see..... i think we should bring in:
Mal Michael... oooops forgot he was traded for jarrad molloy. maybe
Molloy could come in.. oh no that's right, he's about 15kegs overweight
and retired, as opposed to 10 kegs overweight and still playing
why don't we bring in andrew schauble, could help in defence. damn,
traded him too. who for again? mark kinnear. that's right, MARK kinnear.
i guess the goal there was to prove that ben wasn't the worst Kinnear
that ever played. job done.
josh hunt would be handy with his accurate long kicking from defence.
what's that? we traded that draft pick for carl steinfort. isn't he a
manager at wizard home loans now? guess he could give noel judkins some
advice on how to invest his redundancy payout.
damian adkins would be more than handy with his pace and long kicking -
i mean he does get a game with a team 7-0. silly me, andrew williams was
his replacement. a sh-tter footballer you're never likely to see,
although shane obree may take that challenge as some sort of personal
affront. if his last name was kinnear i'd get the joke. at the moment
i'm not laughing.
richard hadley? sh-t - traded his draft pick for ryan
lonie.
who? plays at williamstown. oh, him. yeah, real hard man, voted 4th
hardest player in league. no, the lions weren't take the mickey were
they?
daniel bell. yeah, he's promising. 6'3", quick, athletic. pity he was
the pick given away for woewodin. woewoful makes lonie look tough.
nick dal santo. no,pick
11 would be much better spent on richard "accountable" cole, the only
man who appears to take the instruction "play him close" as a license to
adopt some sort of detroit pistons style zone defence versus shaq. i
swear to christ i watch him sometimes and he's looking up at the sky
while the ball is up for grabs daydreaming. maybe he likes planes? a
looser player you're unlikely to find. OK, i agree, we'll take cole at
11
and let the saints get dal santo at 13. noel thinks its for the best.
sav rocca would be a presence in the square with anthony out. all we'd
have to do is get him to lead to the boundary, put him in no 23 and tell
him to lead wide and let his man run off and no one would know the
difference.
what? we DELISTED him. not even a mark kinnear in return?
you sure? that can't be right. who did we get as a replacement at the
draft.
SCOTT CUMMINGS? must be a misprint. must be.
matthew pavlich would be awesome although he might battle when having to receive the footy from rhyce shaw instead of paul hasleby. forgot.
traded pick 3 (pavlich went 4) to tigers for steve mckee and pick 7 (danny
roach). i think i know mckee. isn;t he the gut that now holds up the big
whiteboard at the 1.4 time huddle (no sh-t, check it out next time pies
on TV). and as for danny roach didn't he retire at age 20?
must have played some good footy before that though? 1 game! really? how
many touches? 1! what did he do with it? OUT ON THE FULL!!! surely you
jest.
oh well, why don't we go for what we do have. we could bring in david
king, matthew lokan, or anyone with the surname shaw. seriously, is
there an age limit on the father-son rule coz it's not too late to turn
jock mchale jnr into a pretty reasonable CHF. sure, he's 60+ but he
couldn't possibly look slow in the pies lineup."
Thought you'd all enjoy this.
Sent to Mick from a Collingwood fan.
An excerpt from a letter sent to Collingwood Football Club;
"Poor old Mick...
not like it's his fault.
and i wholeheartedly agree with him that wholesale changes should be
made.
let's see..... i think we should bring in:
Mal Michael... oooops forgot he was traded for jarrad molloy. maybe
Molloy could come in.. oh no that's right, he's about 15kegs overweight
and retired, as opposed to 10 kegs overweight and still playing
why don't we bring in andrew schauble, could help in defence. damn,
traded him too. who for again? mark kinnear. that's right, MARK kinnear.
i guess the goal there was to prove that ben wasn't the worst Kinnear
that ever played. job done.
josh hunt would be handy with his accurate long kicking from defence.
what's that? we traded that draft pick for carl steinfort. isn't he a
manager at wizard home loans now? guess he could give noel judkins some
advice on how to invest his redundancy payout.
damian adkins would be more than handy with his pace and long kicking -
i mean he does get a game with a team 7-0. silly me, andrew williams was
his replacement. a sh-tter footballer you're never likely to see,
although shane obree may take that challenge as some sort of personal
affront. if his last name was kinnear i'd get the joke. at the moment
i'm not laughing.
richard hadley? sh-t - traded his draft pick for ryan
lonie.
who? plays at williamstown. oh, him. yeah, real hard man, voted 4th
hardest player in league. no, the lions weren't take the mickey were
they?
daniel bell. yeah, he's promising. 6'3", quick, athletic. pity he was
the pick given away for woewodin. woewoful makes lonie look tough.
nick dal santo. no,pick
11 would be much better spent on richard "accountable" cole, the only
man who appears to take the instruction "play him close" as a license to
adopt some sort of detroit pistons style zone defence versus shaq. i
swear to christ i watch him sometimes and he's looking up at the sky
while the ball is up for grabs daydreaming. maybe he likes planes? a
looser player you're unlikely to find. OK, i agree, we'll take cole at
11
and let the saints get dal santo at 13. noel thinks its for the best.
sav rocca would be a presence in the square with anthony out. all we'd
have to do is get him to lead to the boundary, put him in no 23 and tell
him to lead wide and let his man run off and no one would know the
difference.
what? we DELISTED him. not even a mark kinnear in return?
you sure? that can't be right. who did we get as a replacement at the
draft.
SCOTT CUMMINGS? must be a misprint. must be.
matthew pavlich would be awesome although he might battle when having to receive the footy from rhyce shaw instead of paul hasleby. forgot.
traded pick 3 (pavlich went 4) to tigers for steve mckee and pick 7 (danny
roach). i think i know mckee. isn;t he the gut that now holds up the big
whiteboard at the 1.4 time huddle (no sh-t, check it out next time pies
on TV). and as for danny roach didn't he retire at age 20?
must have played some good footy before that though? 1 game! really? how
many touches? 1! what did he do with it? OUT ON THE FULL!!! surely you
jest.
oh well, why don't we go for what we do have. we could bring in david
king, matthew lokan, or anyone with the surname shaw. seriously, is
there an age limit on the father-son rule coz it's not too late to turn
jock mchale jnr into a pretty reasonable CHF. sure, he's 60+ but he
couldn't possibly look slow in the pies lineup."
