List Mgmt. Collingwood Trade and FA

[manicpie]

Is there a Stringer Anonymous group? Asking for a friend.

You're going to need a bigger venue

 

[Bramax]

Not with you on Owies. But definitely Stringer.

If we can get behind and love that Hawthorn lairy bogan flog ... plus how good a name will Stringer be to fist pump to when he kicks black and white goals.

Dare I say …. JFS

 

[Couch Coach]

Every Pie supporter here should add F'n to their name.
Fat F'n Jesus, Pistol F'n Night,
Sr F'n 36.. you get my drift.
Take the piss.

Couch F'n Coach makes me sound like JD Vance's mentor so no thanks.

 

[manicpie]

Dare I say …. JFS

Now you're talking bra

 

[manicpie]

Couch F'n Coach makes me sound like JD Vance's mentor so no thanks.

We'll just call you stutter

 

[Fruit]

He's barely missed a game.

I think Noble has played 112 games out of 115. Something very close to that anyway.

 

[swoop42]

I'd rather a Yowie over an Owie.

 

[thommo_legend]

According to To Cal on Gettable, it looks like its down to Carlton, Bulldogs, St Kilda and Collingwood for Houston. He has met with all 4 clubs.
Getting a deal done for him seems the biggest issue for us.

 

[Bramax]

Get on the Owies train fonz, he's the equal of any of our small forwards. He can push up to the wings also and is fast and can take a grab. Applies plenty of pressure too and hits the scoreboard better than any of our small forwards.

I looked at his profile and there’s an awful lot of average and below average.
But with 33 goals for the season, he’d be our leading goal kicker.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Every Pie supporter here should add F'n to their name.
Fat F'n Jesus, Pistol F'n Night,
Sr F'n 36.. you get my drift.
Take the piss.

If we get Stringer, will he be known as the fat f'n lazy prick?

 

[JOELY]

On Gettable, they mentioned that Fly is keen on stringer.

 

[sr36]

Get him motivated and fit and he’s a beast. Put him with Nick or Pendles all pre season

Make finals without him, whilst he's making up for 12 skipped preseasons and then unleash him for the finals - fit and with a contract and a heap of McDonalds vouchers on the line.

 

[Apex36]

Get on the Owies train fonz, he's the equal of any of our small forwards. He can push up to the wings also and is fast and can take a grab. Applies plenty of pressure too and hits the scoreboard better than any of our small forwards.

If he was the equal of Jamie Elliott Carlton would have already given him a 6 year deal. Wash your flipping mouth out.

 

[Pistol Night]

If we get Stringer, will he be known as the fat f'n lazy prick?

After not registering a goal within 30 seconds of round 1 on the game day thread? Yes I’d say so

 

[TradeDraft]

According to To Cal on Gettable, it looks like its down to Carlton, Bulldogs, St Kilda and Collingwood for Houston. He has met with all 4 clubs.
Getting a deal done for him seems the biggest issue for us.

Spot On - We have to Trade at least a Descent Player to get the Currency Needed for Port

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Owies and Stringer, get it done. We'll have the two most punchable heads in the game but they will improve us. So many precious people on here. Grow some nuts. You don't have to date them.

Where’s the Owies talk coming from outside of him being OOC?

Is it just an idea on this board or have we met with him?

 

[sr36]

After not registering a goal within 30 seconds of round 1 on the game day thread? Yes I’d say so

He's done nothing all year, the fat lazy prick.

 

[manicpie]

If he was the equal of Jamie Elliott Carlton would have already given him a 6 year deal. Wash your flipping mouth out.

Cmon apex, he's better than Keeler

 

[unplugged]

I'd like to say I'd welcome Stringer with open arms, but I'm not sure they'd fit around him.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

After not registering a goal within 30 seconds of round 1 on the game day thread? Yes I’d say so

If we do get him, it will be how I address him ALL the time.

'kick the fkng thing, ya fat f'n lazy prick, ffs'...

 

[Pistol Night]

He's done nothing all year, the fat lazy prick.

We’re ****ed. Bring on 2026

 

[manicpie]

Where’s the Owies talk coming from outside of him being OOC?

Is it just an idea on this board or have we met with him?

It's just me having some fun. I met him in a Cafe in Derrimut

 

[NMBB]

Where’s the Owies talk coming from outside of him being OOC?

Is it just an idea on this board or have we met with him?

Owies follows this board - it's heightened his interest in the Pies

 

[Apex36]

Cmon apex, he's better than Keeler

That’s a low bar mate. Although I’m sure once he finishes his 2km tt he’ll slot straight in to StKildas 22.

 

[Pistol Night]

If we do get him, it will be how I address him ALL the time.

'kick the fkng thing, ya fat f'n lazy prick, ffs'...

That’s not how you watch footy normally?