List Mgmt. Our Trade/FA, Suburban & Country Town Thread

[IlovethePies]

Settle down. It was all fun talking about punchable heads in footy.

I tried explaining my criteria. You can choose to make up your own.

Or you don't have to play the game.

...and so what if i make up my own. Why is that so threatening to you?

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

...and so what if i make up my own. Why is that so threatening to you?

It's not threatening to me make up your own list or add to the current one .. ?

 

[IlovethePies]

It's not threatening to me make up your own list or add to the current one .. ?

Don't know what you are talking about here.
Anyway, no more interest to me.
Obviously a closed shop.
Any differences with the official criteria are treated as enemy attacks.

 

[Axl the great]

Big Joe Daniher surely rates up there for Smackable heads, that stupid moustache and the gum chewing looking like a dopey farm animal.

 

[Curto]

Really .... no trade news for 2 pages.

 

[Scodog10]

Yeah, but would have you said this when he was playing for us?
This is where I think this whole discussion is compromised.
Impossible to isolate one's passion from Collingwood from assessment of "punchability".

I can vouch for PS that Ginnivan had extreme “punchability” as a Pie!

 

[Soups]

Can’t believe no one is mentioning Sicily. Hawthorn players (and coach) seem to pop up quite a bit

 

[Apex36]

Can’t believe no one is mentioning Sicily. Hawthorn players (and coach) seem to pop up quite a bit

Has Oliver come up either? Because he has a face that deserves a punching.

 

[Stronzatello]

Prepared to put your BF account on the line?

Yes. How about this? If we don’t get him, I get to be a mod for a week and if we do get him, I’ll have my account permanently closed.

 

[Bogsey]

Has Oliver come up either? Because he has a face that deserves a punching.

Oliver has that look that says he was breastfed until he was 17...

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

Has Oliver come up either? Because he has a face that deserves a punching.

No way would I punch Oliver. Would need to take a shower after

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Really .... no trade news for 2 pages.

I can make some stuff up if you want?

 

[Horaceg]

Big Joe Daniher surely rates up there for Smackable heads, that stupid moustache and the gum chewing looking like a dopey farm animal.

It’s a bit like punching Bambi, there are a few times you’d go low just to let him know he has a pair

 

[manicpie]

You heard it hear first. Stringer to Pies, Richards to Port and noble to GC. I'm prepared to put my reputation as a high school drop out on the line. I will even move to Frankston if it doesn't happen.

 

[Horaceg]

I can vouch for PS that Ginnivan had extreme “punchability” as a Pie!

I’m not a fan of duckers and people begging for frees, I didn’t mind him in general but I loved it when he nearly had his head ripped off and didn’t get his reward.

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

You heard it here first. Stringer to Pies, Richards to Port and noble to GC. I'm prepared to put my reputation as a high school drop out on the line. I will even move to Frankston if it doesn't happen.

I’m guessing you already live in Frankston

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

I’m not a fan of duckers and people begging for frees, I didn’t mind him in general but I loved it when he nearly had his head ripped off and didn’t get his reward.

Yeah I’d had enough of his antics by that point

 

[manicpie]

I’m guessing you already live in Frankston

I wish. I live in werribee

 

[Horaceg]

Dear Elliot, this enlightens me not.

Think of Bailey Fitsh1t, it all becomes clear

 

[sr36]

You heard it hear first. Stringer to Pies, Richards to Port and noble to GC. I'm prepared to put my reputation as a high school drop out on the line. I will even move to Frankston if it doesn't happen.

I like it. You get to improve your location if you get it wrong.

We're going to get Harley Reid this trade period. I'm moving to the Bahamas if we don't.

 

[manicpie]

I like it. You get to improve your location if you get it wrong.

We're going to get Harley Reid this trade period. I'm moving to the Bahamas if we don't.

Bugger, I want to go to the Bahamas. Stupid me wrote Frankston

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

You heard it hear first. Stringer to Pies, Richards to Port and noble to GC. I'm prepared to put my reputation as a high school drop out on the line. I will even move to Frankston if it doesn't happen.

you give off self-funded Frankston South vibes Manic

great location

short stroll to the pier for fishing or a spot of murder

then an evening at Mt Eliza Swingers

 

[Tarkyn_24]

you give off self-funded Frankston South vibes Manic

great location

short stroll to the pier for fishing or a spot of murder

then an evening at Mt Eliza Swingers

Come on now that’s not fair.

Not everyone swings.

 

[manicpie]

you give off self-funded Frankston South vibes Manic

great location

short stroll to the pier for fishing or a spot of murder

then an evening at Mt Eliza Swingers

I could be the only self funded in werribee. I also have the werribee river to fish which is full of bass. This club in Mt. Eliza you speak of, where would that be?. Last time I went to Mt. Eliza she wasn't even there

 

[De Glueie]

So who we we going to recruit to join dads army next year. The pies have the oldest list currently
Slim pickings as our draft hand is bad not much to offer. 2025 will be the year for a plethora of free agents that's when well swoop. Our future first round pick next year we do not trade because we need to use it for Tommy GUN MAGAUNE.
So this calls for very smart recruiting with the little we have so here's my list of possiblities that we can grab this trade period.

JAKE STRINGER

25

Jake Stringer

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

, OR JAKE RICCARDI FROM GWS PEATLING WOULD BE GOOD BUT WILL STAY AT GWS.
ONE OF OUT IOF BOX THAT NO ONE HS MENTIONED AND STILL PLAYING GREAT FOOTY LACHIE KEEFE OUT OF CONTRACT
EX PIES PLAYER AND STILL GREAT VALUE FOR A STOP GAP,CAN PLAY KPB AND PINCH HIT IN THE RUCK GET HIM PIES
OTHER LESS OPTIONS TOMLINSON OR MACDONALD FROM MELBOURNE