Game Day Collingwood v GWS, Prelim Final 1, The G, 7.50pm, Friday 22 September

[Matt_352]

The Voyager dude? Heard that earlier. Horrible news

Yeah flipping devastating. Hope he can beat it ****ing **** cancer

 

[Looney]

In Japan they have vending machines everywhere for just about anythng, including ones for beer.
You use their equivalent of a Myki card to pay.
That's how to do it!

Also vending machines that sells used panties allegedly worn by schoolgirls.

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

The trains are back
Take care everyone

They must have read my comment.

 

[Matt_352]

On the train now CARN THE FOOOKING PIESSSSSSS

 

[legendstatus]

Fast start Pies
Fast start!

 

[Jen2310]

Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

 

[domus]

The majority. Still have our share of obnoxious campaigners. Unfortunately.

Nothing like other teams supporters. Supporting and loving Collingwood is the equivalent of a visit to the confessional. It absolves you of all sin.

 

[manicpie]

Driving through werribee you would think we're playing Richmond. So many houses dressed in black and white as well as a lot of yellow and black for the Werribee VFL side and some sprinkling of houses with both. What a progressive little town we're becoming

 

[FireKrakouer]

To those lucky enough to be attending the game, don't forget the line:
"See the barrackers are shouting, as all barrackers should!"

 

[Brad Goodman]

 

[Matt_352]

Driving through werribee you would think we're playing Richmond. So many houses dressed in black and white as well as a lot of yellow and black for the Werribee VFL side and some sprinkling of houses with both. What a progressive little town we're becoming

Hope Werribee win it seeing as I grew up there.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Collingwood Notable

FB Maddog Murphy, Darce, Q

HB Smothers, 382.Pendles, Marking GOAT

C Steele, Jordan De Goey, Jaicos

HF Bobby Hill, Checkers, Lippa

FF Jamie, Daniel McStay, Hyphen

FOL COX, Beau McCreery, Crispy

IC Brownlow Mitchell, Cameron, Naicos, Markov

EMG Johnny F*cking Noble, Fin, Billy Frankston, Ginni


GWS Notable

Lachie Covefe


The Game

GWS are more than Toby.

They are the trust fund kiddies of the AFL, funded at $331,667.45 per genuine member.

Their supporter base is less orange tsunami and more Fukushima seepage.

And whilst they try to give off gangsta vibes, they are inner Sydney latte poseurs.

Yet they believe they can roll a big club after defeating Potato Head’s imposters.

Won’t be happening this week.

Our defenders will dominate.

Last outing, Maynard killed Bambi and destroyed a whole club in a smother. He will out-muscle Toby. And Q will out-run and out-mark him as part of team defence.

Generational Jesse is a fragile petal. Darce will footycuck him. By the third quarter, Jesse will be snorting Darce’s armpit.

The hype-merchants are banging on about GWS’ pace. But it will be Markov, Bobby, Naicos, Jaicos, Crispy, Jordy et al who are going to tear it up. While Pendles and Sidey will keep things cooler than a nun’s love.

Checkers 4 goals and Jamie 4 goals will terrify the fanta monkeys. And Beau has been practising an Orca tackle that can remove a liver without an incision.

COXY Prelim Redux.

The team loves this ground; we love this ground. The noise will be mental. How good is it to barrack for this club!?

The GF beckons.


Collingwood by 64 points

I keep forgetting to mention that I always love the literary brilliance of your gameday write ups <3

 

[TradeDraft]

Everyone in Media want GWS to win.

Don't let Scumps be a Factor Tonight

 

[theaussietilt]

Anyone else feel a little bit sorry for how traumatised the Tangerine Nobodies are going to be after tonight? Will be in the wilderness for years recovering, Adelaide post-2017 GF style

 

[sr36]

Before the melbourne game I had one in the back for the first time ever, been here 10 years. Was there for about 15 min enjoying some dry dog food. That afternoon went for a walk and got swooped by two Maggies, also the first time since I’ve been here.

Will do the same walk later.

I've read this 3 times to try to work it out. Do you eat dog food?

 

[Juan Ide]

Crush the Lesser Northern S***hole Pygmies (or whatever they call themselves)!

GO PIES!!!!

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Haven't felt this nervous for years.

This is it. I hope all the hard work and effort over the last 2 years pays off now.

 

[Kes1984]

In Japan, they just scape the bodies up and the train continues on its way. Here we close everything down and inconvenience many thousands of people for many hours, when the cause is probably obvious in the first 5 minutes of investigation. Bus replacements are horrible.

Walked past before and looks clear now. Earlier there were heaps of emergency vehicles and it was all blocked off.

 

[Jafo]

Who remembers these (Footy Record). Go Pies!

 

[Apex36]

I've read this 3 times to try to work it out. Do you eat dog food?

He/she’stalking about the magpie in their backyard.

 

[magpiewarrior]

I've read this 3 times to try to work it out. Do you eat dog food?

I think the dog biscuits, were eaten by the magpie. If that’s any help.

 

[Looney]

Everyone in Media want GWS to win.

Don't let Scumps be a Factor Tonight

Do you think the umpires are swayed by the media?

 

[whiskeytown]

Collingwood Notable

FB Maddog Murphy, Darce, Q

HB Smothers, 382.Pendles, Marking GOAT

C Steele, Jordan De Goey, Jaicos

HF Bobby Hill, Checkers, Lippa

FF Jamie, Daniel McStay, Hyphen

FOL COX, Beau McCreery, Crispy

IC Brownlow Mitchell, Cameron, Naicos, Markov

EMG Johnny F*cking Noble, Fin, Billy Frankston, Ginni


GWS Notable

Lachie Covefe


The Game

GWS are more than Toby.

They are the trust fund kiddies of the AFL, funded at $331,667.45 per genuine member.

Their supporter base is less orange tsunami and more Fukushima seepage.

And whilst they try to give off gangsta vibes, they are inner Sydney latte poseurs.

Yet they believe they can roll a big club after defeating Potato Head’s imposters.

Won’t be happening this week.

Our defenders will dominate.

Last outing, Maynard killed Bambi and destroyed a whole club in a smother. He will out-muscle Toby. And Q will out-run and out-mark him as part of team defence.

Generational Jesse is a fragile petal. Darce will footycuck him. By the third quarter, Jesse will be snorting Darce’s armpit.

The hype-merchants are banging on about GWS’ pace. But it will be Markov, Bobby, Naicos, Jaicos, Crispy, Jordy et al who are going to tear it up. While Pendles and Sidey will keep things cooler than a nun’s love.

Checkers 4 goals and Jamie 4 goals will terrify the fanta monkeys. And Beau has been practising an Orca tackle that can remove a liver without an incision.

COXY Prelim Redux.

The team loves this ground; we love this ground. The noise will be mental. How good is it to barrack for this club!?

The GF beckons.


Collingwood by 64 points

Great write ups all year. Could’ve been a speech writer for Keating - imagine

I thank you greatly for introducing the term ‘Fanta monkey’ into my GWS lexicon

P.S I believe it’s spelt Lockie Keeefff

 

[MagpieJoel]

Let's win this ****ing thing.

 

[Ulahoopski]

My seat is so good I need to change my undies!