Club History Completely random Melbourne memories that come to mind for no particular reason

[Proper Gander]

My random Melbourne Demons memory I think of randomly is schmuttt punching a large motor vehicle after losing to Geelong in Geelong. I admit I never actually saw it, but I’ve heard the tale recounted by many, so the imagery is vivid, moreso than many actual memories I have.

The Schmuttt files are more vivid to me now then the biggest events in my life

schmuttt cats2rise

 

[Headless]

I heard schmuttt bought the whiteboard used for Whiteboard Wednesday.

 

[Proper Gander]

Agree. He never passed the hair test

Disappointed that nobody has seen how I was a bit clever in this post

 

[Scythe94]

My random Melbourne Demons memory I think of randomly is schmuttt punching a large motor vehicle after losing to Geelong in Geelong. I admit I never actually saw it, but I’ve heard the tale recounted by many, so the imagery is vivid, moreso than many actual memories I have.

Highlight of my Melbourne supporting life was witnessing that in person

 

[Proper Gander]

I heard schmuttt bought the whiteboard used for Whiteboard Wednesday.

I heard Schmuttt is the new Chuck Norris

 

[Macka1203]

getting belted at the cattery in 2019 with jay lockhart

41

Jay Lockhart

Age

28

Ht

177cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.4

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

154.2

2star

D

8.4

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.2

3star

M

2.2

2star

T

1.8

3star

MG

90.0

2star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

3.2

5star

MG

196.8

4star

and kade kolodjashnij

16

Kade Kolodjashnij

Age

29

Ht

190cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.9

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.1

4star

CL

0.6

3star

No current season stats available

D

19.8

5star

K

11.8

5star

HB

8.0

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.8

4star

CL

1.2

4star

running around

 

[Headless]

getting belted at the cattery in 2019 with jay lockhart and kade kolodjashnij running around

May's first game? Was there, was grim.

 

[schmuttt]

May's first game? Was there, was grim.

As was I, it was a shocking night. Weather awful too, I think we had like 70 inside 50s for 5 goals or something awful.

 

[Headless]

As was I, it was a shocking night. Weather awful too, I think we had like 70 inside 50s for 5 goals or something awful.

I thought you punching a bin on the way out was a bit over the top, though.

 

[Proper Gander]

I thought you punching a bin on the way out was a bit over the top, though.

I think my favourite part of the Schmuttt files is the silent drives with Schmuttt occasionally saying “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed “.

That plus the talkback radio thing being like poking an ants nest with a stick. Best BF content in years. I nearly cried laughing. It’s all too real

 

[cats2rise]

Is this board in need of a vlog next time schmuttt and I go to the footy?

 

[Headless]

Is this board in need of a vlog next time schmuttt and I go to the footy?

Now we're sitting on toadstools with the same group of fairies!

 

[cats2rise]

I think my favourite part of the Schmuttt files is the silent drives with Schmuttt occasionally saying “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed “.

That plus the talkback radio thing being like poking an ants nest with a stick. Best BF content in years. I nearly cried laughing. It’s all too real

Ironically I also have an enjoyable story of schmuttt poking an ants nest whilst playing cricket.

 

[Proper Gander]

Is this board in need of a vlog next time schmuttt and I go to the footy?

Yes.

Absolutely yes.

 

[Proper Gander]

Ironically I also have an enjoyable story of schmuttt poking an ants nest whilst playing cricket.

Good vlog content!

I think the best part of the schmuttt files though is that not only did he live through Melbourne as was, but actually volunteered to do so, at least on occasion, with a Geelong supporter. That is real courage right there

 

[cats2rise]

Yes.

Absolutely yes.

On a side note, Homers facial expression mirrors schmuttt's at the footy for a solid 15 years.

 

[Headless]

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On a side note, Homers facial expression mirrors schmuttt's at the footy for a solid 15 years.

Whereas I'm sure yours was like Lenny's!

 

[Supermercado]

Supermercado I know you have memories of some of the first match against $cully in 2012

Or any other memories honestly, this thread is made for you

Apart from all the obvious shenanigans, I remember the rousing applause when James McDonald got his first touch. Proved we weren't a bunch of savages. Say what you want about feuding with players on big money who don't even know/care who you are (see Port Adelaide fans vs the rest of the league), but the level of comedy in The People vs T$ will never be surpassed in AFL football.

On a non-him related topic, who else was there in Round 20, 2010 when Hawthorn had a pre-match goalkicking competition featuring recovered drug addicts, and before they had their shot (so to speak) they were quizzed about what they'd overcome. It was the worst matchday event until our one week of 'Match The Emoji' in 2016 which was declared .

Update - Live tweet from drug addict goalkicking day.

 

[cats2rise]

• Jeff White and Steven King
  Steven King

  Age

  46

  Ht

  201cm

  Wt

  104kg

  Pos.

  Ruck

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  12.8

  3star

  K

  7.9

  3star

  HB

  4.9

  4star

  CL

  1.3

  3star

  HO

  16.8

  5star

  No current season stats available

  D

  11.8

  3star

  K

  6.4

  3star

  HB

  5.4

  4star

  HO

  8.8

  5star

  running in slow motion across the 'G in atrocious conditions in 2003 (schmuttt to confirm)
• Watching Jayden Hunt
  5

  Jayden Hunt

  Age

  29

  Ht

  188cm

  Wt

  82kg

  Pos.

  D/M

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  5.3

  1star

  K

  3.3

  1star

  HB

  2.0

  2star

  M

  1.7

  2star

  T

  2.3

  4star

  MG

  78.7

  1star

  D

  5.3

  1star

  K

  3.3

  1star

  HB

  2.0

  1star

  M

  1.7

  2star

  T

  2.3

  3star

  MG

  78.7

  1star

  D

  5.3

  2star

  K

  3.3

  2star

  HB

  2.0

  2star

  M

  1.7

  2star

  T

  2.3

  4star

  MG

  78.7

  2star

  break the lines a few times vs Adelaide in 2016 (schmuttt to confirm) and me stating he'd be a 200 gamer
• Realising Josh Hunt
  Josh Hunt

  Age

  42

  Ht

  185cm

  Wt

  101kg

  Pos.

  Def

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  15.7

  4star

  K

  9.2

  4star

  HB

  6.5

  4star

  M

  4.7

  4star

  T

  2.0

  4star

  No current season stats available

  D

  20.8

  5star

  K

  11.4

  4star

  HB

  9.4

  5star

  M

  4.6

  5star

  T

  1.4

  4star

  poked fun after taking a mark in the forward 50, before he missed the set shot
• Refusing to accept that Bontempelli was any good, or the goal was any good, after he scored a snap goal from the boundary in 2014 at the Dome. (schmuttt to confirm but this may have also been a storm-out game)
• Sitting in the pocket yelling out "MASTER" each time Bate got the ball vs (schmuttt to confirm)
• Holding back laughter after an old guy on the train told a young woman on the train she "has a huge schnozz" after a Melbourne / Geelong game
• Another V/Line train trip home after a game in the mid 2000s and it was one of those old school trains that had the cabins.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Can I just say one post match interview that has bothered me for years

After drawing with Sydney in round 1 2011 Richo interviews Brad Green

Brad Green

Age

43

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

10.3

4star

HB

5.9

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

7.2

2star

K

5.8

3star

HB

1.4

2star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.4

5star

, anyways the mention of a draw came up
"You've never played in a draw"
"Yeah it's the first one"

Green played in the draw against Collingwood the previous year

Random yes, but it's bothered me for so long

 

[Vineyy]

Dwayne Russell: Kennedy. Harris. Remember that name. Runs to 30 and BIG TIME GOAL FOR THE FIRST GAMER.

 

[schmuttt]

• Jeff White and Steven King running in slow motion across the 'G in atrocious conditions in 2003 (schmuttt to confirm)
• Watching Jayden Hunt break the lines a few times vs Adelaide in 2016 (schmuttt to confirm) and me stating he'd be a 200 gamer
• Realising Josh Hunt poked fun after taking a mark in the forward 50, before he missed the set shot
• Refusing to accept that Bontempelli was any good, or the goal was any good, after he scored a snap goal from the boundary in 2014 at the Dome. (schmuttt to confirm but this may have also been a storm-out game)
• Sitting in the pocket yelling out "MASTER" each time Bate got the ball vs (schmuttt to confirm)
• Holding back laughter after an old guy on the train told a young woman on the train she "has a huge schnozz" after a Melbourne / Geelong game
• Another V/Line train trip home after a game in the mid 2000s and it was one of those old school trains that had the cabins.

I wasn't there for the White/King game, but I do remember all the others. The Hunt one was in 2006, he was laughing at Moloney after he took the mark. Missed the shot, Geelong lost the game.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

a member of the Wagner clan threatening to punch LeverPuller's lights out on big footy for slander against Josh.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Saw a vid on YouTube the other day about players who self sabotaged their career, featured Bennell of course, he had some fantastic highlights in his short time with us, just pure class with the footy. Very Darren Jarman esc the way he moved and played. Such a shame it didnt work out, would love him in this side.

 

[schmuttt]

a member of the Wagner clan threatening to punch LeverPuller's lights out on big footy for slander against Josh.

I remember defending Josh on the official club page in the comments a few years ago and Corey Wagner liked my post lol