Mega Thread Dayne Beams trade (Its over, thread closed)

[Lockball]

Beams wants out I'm guessing he would except an offer to go to the Gold Coast or even GWS because the last thing he wants is to be stuck in limbo.

 

[MAGPIE2013]

I have a feeling there will be a few amazed Collingwood suppoerters when the deal gets done. Anyone thinking we will get a gun player and pick 4 is as delusional as anyone that thought Beams was only leaving for his father or that now hes only leaveing for $.

Beams was and is leaving Collinwood. It's that simple and that will drive the deal through unfortunately.

I look forward to 70,000 paid up ostriches directing their angst at Beams like they did with Thomas.

IT'S F%*G US not them.

That time of the month for u?

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

I have a feeling there will be a few amazed Collingwood suppoerters when the deal gets done. Anyone thinking we will get a gun player and pick 4 is as delusional as anyone that thought Beams was only leaving for his father or that now hes only leaveing for $.

Beams was and is leaving Collinwood. It's that simple and that will drive the deal through unfortunately.

I look forward to 70,000 paid up ostriches directing their angst at Beams like they did with Thomas.

IT'S F%*G US not them.

And we're off!

 

[Jonno94]

Barrett reporting that Brisbane are offering him 800k pa for 6 years.

Pick 5 Kappa.

 

[Ricky90]

I have a feeling there will be a few amazed Collingwood suppoerters when the deal gets done. Anyone thinking we will get a gun player and pick 4 is as delusional as anyone that thought Beams was only leaving for his father or that now hes only leaveing for $.

Beams was and is leaving Collinwood. It's that simple and that will drive the deal through unfortunately.

I look forward to 70,000 paid up ostriches directing their angst at Beams like they did with Thomas.

IT'S F%*G US not them.

Haha mate.

 

[danielnajdek]

Barrett reporting that Brisbane are offering him 800k pa for 6 years.

Pick 5 Kappa.

Yet only pick 4 which is now 5.

Yeah **** off Brisbane.

 

[MarkT2]

If Schwab stays adamant, then we keep Beams and add Greenwood - nice.

Serioulsy, how?
Do you think we can bang on and tear the club apart about culture and back track with a player that wants no part of it? You are in or you are out can't have exceptions unfortunately. We are backed against te wall like we were with Shaw and we'll have to take the deal on offer at the end of the day. At best it will be the first & second round picks.

How the hell do we land Greenwood anyway? A second round pick? Who do we give North that they want to help them win a flag? They will have no interest in a fringe player from an 11th placed club. Best we can probably do now is use someone to bargain Brisbanes round 2 pick up and offer it to North but that's a big ask. Aside from that we are now in the territory of clubs that have to pay overs to recruit and we have to recruit to show the members we can.

Personaly I think we need to take our medicine now and start all over unfortunately.

 

[Pendles!]

Serioulsy, how?
Do you think we can bang on and tear the club apart about culture and back track with a player that wants no part of it? You are in or you are out can't have exceptions unfortunately. We are backed against te wall like we were with Shaw and we'll have to take the deal on offer at the end of the day. At best it will be the first & second round picks.

How the hell do we land Greenwood anyway? A second round pick? Who do we give North that they want to help them win a flag? They will have no interest in a fringe player from an 11th placed club. Best we can probably do now is use someone to bargain Brisbanes round 2 pick up and offer it to North but that's a big ask. Aside from that we are now in the territory of clubs that have to pay overs to recruit and we have to recruit to show the members we can.

Personaly I think we need to take our medicine now and start all over unfortunately.

When were we backed against a wall with shaw? We got exactly what we wanted.

He was gone regardless.

 

[MarkT2]

Melbourne got pick 3 for a out of contract Frawley and we're expected to take pick 5 for a contracted Beams? The AFL is a absolute joke.

Look what Hawks got for Franklin. Melbourne only get 3 because they are crap - that's equalisation for you.

 

[Reykjavik]

I heard a song, a loud and whiny chorus coming from Brisbane, and it sounds something like this.

"Untouchable self" , with apologies to the late Chrissy Amphlett

I love our list, and I want you to know it
When we were down, it was just to rebuild it
We searched the draft, and now we’re a hit
I forget the past, so don’t remind us we’re shiiiiiiiit

We don't want anybody else
When I think of Beamer, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no

Heater’s the one who makes him come running
Forget the Suns they will never shine
When you talk fair dealing I'm always laughin',
I want to make him mine….*for unders, suckers.

I close my eyes and Beamer’s before me
Think I would die if Dekker ignores me
A fool could see he’s only worth pick four
So get down on your knees Pies, pucker up and kiss the floor

We don't want anybody else
When I think about Dayne I touch myself
Oh, but you don’t get anybody else
Oh, no, oh, no…they’re untouchable…

I touch myself....but dont touch Mayes
I touch myslef....hands off Redden
I touch myself....back off Rockliff
I touch myself....no way Aish
I touch myself....Hanley? deaming...
I touch myslef....no touchy Zorko
I touch myself....Rich? Now thats rich
I touch myself....
I touch myself....

Hey has anyone seen the tissues? Thanks.

 

[MarkT2]

When were we backed against a wall with shaw? We got exactly what we wanted.

He was gone regardless.

We got slammed into contrinbuting to his salary and in reality we should have got a pick plus the player. Shaw is a much better player.

 

[THATSGOLD]

Pick 5 and one of Aish, Hanley, Mayes, Zorko, Rockliff or no deal.

 

[MarkT2]

That time of the month for u?

No it's that time of the cycle though. The part where Collingwood egos tear Colligwood apart when the club should have had a strong periood and won flags. It's more a decade by decade cycle than a monthly one.

 

[THATSGOLD]

So long story short,where is the beams situation at the moment?

Its at a no go zone. Won't get done unless we settle for something less or Brisbane give us what we want.

 

[Manic Magpie]

Serioulsy, how?
Do you think we can bang on and tear the club apart about culture and back track with a player that wants no part of it? You are in or you are out can't have exceptions unfortunately. We are backed against te wall like we were with Shaw and we'll have to take the deal on offer at the end of the day. At best it will be the first & second round picks.

How the hell do we land Greenwood anyway? A second round pick? Who do we give North that they want to help them win a flag? They will have no interest in a fringe player from an 11th placed club. Best we can probably do now is use someone to bargain Brisbanes round 2 pick up and offer it to North but that's a big ask. Aside from that we are now in the territory of clubs that have to pay overs to recruit and we have to recruit to show the members we can.

Personaly I think we need to take our medicine now and start all over unfortunately.

Unfortunately I think you are correct. We will have no choice but to let him go cheaply. I am glad that I didn't swallow the initial story about going home to daddy, and how we had to move heaven and earth to accommodate his family reunion. I have the same feeling about Beams as I did about Nick Davis going home to Sydney. And because we have little choice or bargaining power, we are going to get a raw deal from Brisbane just as we did from Sydney.

 

[Mavlions1961]

Serioulsy, how?
Do you think we can bang on and tear the club apart about culture and back track with a player that wants no part of it? You are in or you are out can't have exceptions unfortunately. We are backed against te wall like we were with Shaw and we'll have to take the deal on offer at the end of the day. At best it will be the first & second round picks.

How the hell do we land Greenwood anyway? A second round pick? Who do we give North that they want to help them win a flag? They will have no interest in a fringe player from an 11th placed club. Best we can probably do now is use someone to bargain Brisbanes round 2 pick up and offer it to North but that's a big ask. Aside from that we are now in the territory of clubs that have to pay overs to recruit and we have to recruit to show the members we can.

Personaly I think we need to take our medicine now and start all over unfortunately.

Finally someone with some common sense.
Hats off MarkT

 

[HFF]

Barrett reporting that Brisbane are offering him 800k pa for 6 years.

Pick 5 Kappa.

I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
hey hey
Well I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
hey hey
And I said I need dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
And if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with me.

 

[Mavlions1961]

I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
hey hey
Well I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
hey hey
And I said I need dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
And if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with me.

You should go an listen to MarkT2 on your board, he is speaking some sense in all of this and he is a Collingwood supporter.

 

[POKsPies252]

Pick 5 and one of Aish, Hanley, Mayes, Zorko, Rockliff or no deal.

Redden?

 

[Pendles!]

We got slammed into contrinbuting to his salary and in reality we should have got a pick plus the player. Shaw is a much better player.

I can't agree. We got what we could from him, considering the situation we did really well.

 

[HFF]

You should go an listen to MarkT2 on your board, he is speaking some sense in all of this and he is a Collingwood supporter.

That's nice.

I'll deal in the facts and if you think you'll land Beams for pick 4 + trash you are in for a shock.

 

[MAGPIE2013]

Finally someone with some common sense.
Hats off MarkT

Hahahah. Ignorant brisbane supporter right there.

 

[Tbone McGraw]

You should go an listen to MarkT2 on your board, he is speaking some sense in all of this and he is a Collingwood supporter.

Why are these delusional muppets still here?

 

[THATSGOLD]

Redden?

Luenberger.. Rich? Where does it end?

 

[Reykjavik]

So long story short,where is the beams situation at the moment?

"The parties are engaging in constructive dialogue and remain convinced that an amicable and mutually beneficial solition remains open in spite of sometimes direct and blunt exchanges of views. All invovled remain confident of a peaceful solution, and the UN security council welcomes this open and frank dialogue and the fact that the parties have not yet sunk to impaling each other's firstborn and eating their entrails though are mindful that the very grim prospect of the same remains not that we would describe Eddie personally disembowelling Swann with a spork as an act of genocide, more just an unfortunate choice of cutlery.

All parties are encouraged with warm mugs of cocoa to exercise restraint. Gillon has offered to personally grind the cocoa between the deep enticing cleft of his butt cheeks if it will assist in reaming Collingwood at the expense of one of the league's favoured clubs, and player movement rules be damned. Wait, that last sentence was just the cheat notes wasnt it, I actually wasnt supposed to say that...well this is awkward...I'm a pony, a beautiful rainbow pony, look at my lustrous mane..."