Werewolf Dodgeball: A True Werewolf Story

[manangatang]

so who’s everyone throwing their balls at today? if anyone wants to let me know i’ll throw my balls at them too. they’ll have a whole bunch of balls in their face and they won’t know what to do.

You can throw your balls at me anytime.

 

[TJASTA]

You can throw your balls at me anytime.

hahaha i get it

 

[VainGlorious]

Not entirely, but it’s gonna be slow going until teams start learning who plays for who.

I reckon we’re looking at two or three weeks.

Well we’ve figured out that you and I are on the same team, so there’s that.

 

[VainGlorious]

Your mum?

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Would tap

 

[VainGlorious]

You can throw your balls at me anytime.

Gross.

 

[VainGlorious]

I look away for like a second and you people put up 6 pages.

I’m not used to this.

Thread is moving too quickly.

MWPP

Anytime now.

 

[VainGlorious]

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[VainGlorious]

I think he 8 a dead horse

Darren Weir is a sicko

 

[I Dont Care]

Darren Weir is a sicko

Not a fan of horse racing full stop

 

[VainGlorious]

Not a fan of horse racing full stop

Nope, if I had my way I’d wait out the front of the racetrack and whip the jockeys until their skin peeled off.

Nothing too aggressive, I am an animal lover after all.

 

[jmoo wan]

I look away for like a second and you people put up 6 pages.

well when you do 12 posts in a row, it’s bound to pad out the pages somewhat.

 

[I Dont Care]

Nope, if I had my way I’d wait out the front of the racetrack and whip the jockeys until their skin peeled off.

Nothing too aggressive, I am an animal lover after all.

Yeah...cars took over horses anyway. Should be the same on the race track too

 

[VainGlorious]

well when you do 12 posts in a row, it’s bound to pad out the pages somewhat.

It was 6, don’t let facts get in the way of a good story.

 

[I Dont Care]

It was 6, don’t let facts get in the way of a good story.

12 is better

 

[VainGlorious]

12 is better

You make a good case. (Not whiskey)

If only there was someone around here that’s been to Law School.

 

[I Dont Care]

Talking about horses, I made up a saying years ago when I was young:
Dogs are mans(and womens!) best friend
Horses are a familiar acquaintance
While cats are an imposing stranger

 

[DERO]

Talking about horses, I made up a saying years ago when I was young:
Dogs are mans(and womens!) best friend
Horses are a familiar acquaintance
While cats are an imposing stranger

Cats are a weirdos. They take pleasure in covering themselves in their own saliva and then rubbing it all over people and cannot be herded.

 

[jmoo wan]

Talking about horses, I made up a saying years ago when I was young:
Dogs are mans(and womens!) best friend
Horses are a familiar acquaintance
While cats are an imposing stranger

i’m genuinely surprised that saying never caught on with a wider audience.

 

[Far Kern]

Nope, if I had my way I’d wait out the front of the racetrack and whip the jockeys until their skin peeled off.

Nothing too aggressive, I am an animal lover after all.

I use to own an ex racehorse. I won’t say his name. He was a magnificent creature. Huge and strong and fiery, and he knew it, and incredibly smart and gentle and nice. He developed a fetlock issue that caused increasing pain and was untreatable. I always wondered if it was a consequence of breeding. He was treated with love and respect and when the vet said so, humanely.

Nobody in the racing industry could possibly have known where he was.

It would not be a good thing though to not have these creatures in the world.

 

[Dingster]

Far Kern for being the last person to post and telling me a story

Barrybran

 

[dogs105]

Talking about horses, I made up a saying years ago when I was young:
Dogs are mans(and womens!) best friend
Horses are a familiar acquaintance
While cats are an imposing stranger

Here

 

[dogs105]

DINGSTER

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

How's everyone's team looking? You all still at full strength?

 

[Barrybran]

How's everyone's team looking? You all still at full strength?

My team hasn't lost anyone yet

 

[jmoo wan]

How's everyone's team looking? You all still at full strength?

I've got a sore scrotum