Werewolf Dodgeball: A True Werewolf Story

[DERO]

better load up a few cos i’m the teams designated catcher tonight!

That’s why Porps needs to throw at you too.

 

[jmoo wan]

That’s why Porps needs to throw at you too.

pretty sure por_please_ya is going to double cross you so you will need another.

 

[DERO]

Everyone throw at DERO as I’m a way better guy in general.

And good looking!

Ok Alicia Silverstone.

You do have a good hat, I’ll give you that.

 

[por_please_ya]

That’s why Porps needs to throw at you too.

Why me, why not MWPP??

 

[DERO]

Why me, why not MWPP??

Because she is in my team, silly.

 

[DERO]

I think she said something about working long hours and so can’t get on. Just the usual excuses... blah, blah, blah. We are already 11 pages into our PM and it is awesome.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

I think she said something about working long hours and so can’t get on. Just the usual excuses... blah, blah, blah. We are already 11 pages into our PM and it is awesome.

How many people are on your team?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Welcome DemonJim, Millky95, TJASTA to the good side of Dodgey Stadium. We here are not so much dead as in a semi-comatose state. We will remain here until:

* Your team is finally smart enough to rescue you; or
* Your team is proven dumb enough to be eliminated, in which case I guess Barry will start a Bone Orchard Thread for teams to bicker in.

It is not so bad here. In fact it is rather restful. Certainly it is far better than the other side of the Stadium where Josh, Pants and Filthy are doomed to sit copping what seems to be a lot of errant balls.

You also have the added benefit of great food, booze and cigars which can be purchased from my concession stand. Yes, yes I know the prices are near ruinous. Ninja and ABV whinge about it all the time. Prices reflect transportation costs to the stadium from my kitchen, cellar and humidor at the Colosseum.

So where is boncer34 ?

ABV "He got the huff and evaporated."

Ninja "That's BS Antonio. If you look through this neat WW telescope, you can see boncer sitting on the outer ring of Saturn.

ABV "WTF. All I see is some weird, translucency ghosty shape."

Ninja "That's Boncer for you."

So welcome you newbies. Pull up a chair and enjoy #Dodgeyasfeckball .

 

[Barrybran]

TIME

 

[Barrybran]

Cotton McKnight: It’s taken a couple of days to warm up but boy did we see some action overnight.

Pepper Brooks: Effin’ Eh, Cotton. Effin’ Eh.

Cotton: DERO, Dingster and jmoo wan were all hit by balls. por_please_ya and Tarkyn_24 were caught, seeing them leave the game while Millky95 and NinjaSwan return.

Summary

Eliminated – DERO, Dingster, jmoo wan, por_please_ya, Tarkyn_24,

Returned to game – Millky95, NinjaSwan

IT IS NOW DAY. PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR VOTES HERE AND ACTIONS IN YOUR PM’S BY 9PM AEDST.​

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Wow. Millky was just here in limbo for five minutes. CYA Ninja.

We here in the ether welcome the five newcomers. Porps, can I have a looksie at your spreadsheet?

 

[DapperJong]

Bad luck jmoo wan and suck shit DERO

 

[Hoos]

I have a serious question.

I've just read through 4 pages of this...this... whatever the **** this is. My question is...and it's not rhetorical, I'm looking for the answer...is it too early on a work day to light one up?

 

[Barrybran]

Mod Note: You're all still evil

 

[DERO]

Bad luck jmoo wan and suck shit DERO

Actually, that went pretty much according to plan.

 

[DapperJong]

Actually, that went pretty much according to plan.

For me yes

 

[DERO]

For me yes

I have been trying to get myself hit since day one.

 

[DapperJong]

I have been trying to get myself hit since day one.

I get that.


But wow the scramble last night after jmoo put your name up

WHOA

 

[DapperJong]

Whoever wants more fun today let’s GOOOOOOOOOO

dapperjong Barrybran

 

[DERO]

I get that.


But wow the scramble last night after jmoo put your name up

WHOA

I figured I might be able to take you guys down with me for the lols. That perked my interest.

 

[dogs105]

Give Millky a shot at revenge

 

[DERO]

*piqued

 

[DapperJong]

Perked my t***ies

 

[Dingster]

Summary

Returned to game – Millky95, NinjaSwan

IT IS NOW DAY. PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR VOTES HERE AND ACTIONS IN YOUR PM’S BY 9PM AEDST.​

Sucked in Millky95 and NinjaSwan

 

[VainGlorious]

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