So spoke to an Insider at the club about 20 minutes ago.
We have 3 candidates for the new Recruitment Manager role. Next week each will be sent to Guantanamo Bay and water boarded to ensure we understand all of their possible attributes. We have also engaged 3x ex-CIA operatives who will data mine the online records of each candidate plus their family and track their heritage through 7 generations to ensure there are no historical events that can be linked to them. There will also be random abductions of people known to them and they will be subject to lie detector tests and the Twilight trilogy to ensure we have everything covered.
There is talk of a rectal exam and mind mapping but waiting on the process.
We have 3 candidates for the new Recruitment Manager role. Next week each will be sent to Guantanamo Bay and water boarded to ensure we understand all of their possible attributes. We have also engaged 3x ex-CIA operatives who will data mine the online records of each candidate plus their family and track their heritage through 7 generations to ensure there are no historical events that can be linked to them. There will also be random abductions of people known to them and they will be subject to lie detector tests and the Twilight trilogy to ensure we have everything covered.
There is talk of a rectal exam and mind mapping but waiting on the process.